A Japanese Weresheep in Mutsuba Town

Author's Note: Time for a new pairing! Enjoy the story and R&R.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to or of the Yu-Gi-Oh! GO RUSH! series.

Pairing: Developing Yuhi x Chupataro.

Summary:

There are some forms of alien activity even MIK turns a blind eye to. The truly alien activity between Chupataro and Ohdo Yuhi, for instance.

Chapter 76: From the Desk of Dinois Velgear

"Hey! Put down your Alshain butterfly glowsticks and Ohdo Yuhi cheer gear! Stop hogging the tea to yourself and pour me some! Is this how you treat guests?" Tremolo cavilled.

"You seriously don't have the hang of this, chupa?" Chupataro drank from his cup and turned up the volume on the TV. "Look at Dinois, chupa! She made the turning into cheap furniture thing work for her, cabra!"

"While I was away from the Zaida Velgear, I thought someone had left a deck brush by the sink…But it was your toothbrush, was it?"

"My tur –!"

"Ahahahahahaha!"

A disproportionate number of Velgearian women worked office jobs (cue the Kaiju footage of supersized Damamu throwing a hissy fit on the 8th planet in the Velgear Star Cluster, peeking into buildings and scaring the Velgearian females).

Considering her stature – nowhere close to Yudias, Zuwijo, or Muda's impressive heights – Dinois was ironically a big exception. A Velgerian woman in Velgear's war apparatus.

Wonder if the Creator should be blamed for creating her so small, needing personalized transport to optimize her efficiency. Velgearian swords were standard-issue, but someone's ankles were gonna get cut!

Mitsuko had everybody save supersized Damamu beat in the height department, of course. Including the Velgearians.

That raised another question: If the Creator specifically created the Velgearians to fight an endless war, why was it most of the men (instead of all Velgearians) who did the fighting?

"So those things I thought were earplugs in the shoe box…They were your rain boots, huh?"

"HUH? We're the strongest in the galaxy! I'm Zuwijo-sama's right hand, a renowned strategist of unmatched wisdom! M-shishishishi!"

Tremolo twisted his face in disgust (which was pretty much all he could do besides waddling to walk and lifting his tabletop to reveal his head). "A chattering desk attached to the bow of Zuwijo's spaceship! Really…What's with that sassy lost child? That's an image I didn't need! The stuck-up, diminutive evil genius has given me a brand new reason to puke!"

"She's not stuck-up. She's just mean, chupa. Now, Yuna…Yuna's stuck-up, chupa!"

"Whatever! Your old pal Zaion owes us a set of hands!"

"You could ask your secretaries for help with your tea! You do have three of them, chupa! That's six hands you could be leaning on, cabra!"

"My cuties would be in here with me, except your apartment scared them off! Look at this dump! Not only is your apartment a bloody shrine to Magical Sheep Girl Meeeg-chan…It's an unlivable House Duston breeding ground! White, Green, Blue, Yellow – AHHH! Was that a Red Duston? And a Mushroom Man growing on a sock? I might break out in hives!"

"You mean wood rot, chupa?" Chupataro was insensitive toward Tremolo's sensitivity.

Ange, Liem, and Karen were actually outside and one floor below, sobbing amongst themselves they had to wear unflattering hazmat suits and couldn't be of use to their adored Tremolo-sama.

"I'm going to buy some masks!"

"It's cleaner than it once was, chupa!" Chupataro slurped loudly.

"It's so repugnant I don't know how Ohdo Yuhi can stand staying here! Astronomically repugnant!"

Maybe Yuhi had developed a resistance due to prolonged exposure. Or maybe, as Tremolo put forth, the time spent staying at the Black Goat had permanently damaged Yuhi's sense of smell.

"Quit exaggerating, chupa! Chupa's apartment saved you the hassle of avoiding your secretaries, chupa! You don't even want them around, cabra!"

"Oh, and I suppose you always want Ohdo Yuhi around, do you? Don't make me laugh!"

"Guess they're only useful to you when they're Maximums, chupa!" Chupataro stuck the claws of his feet under Tremolo's warm electric blanket.

"Kindly take your unwashed legs out of me, alien scum!"

"Warming Chupa's feet is what a kotatsu is for, chupa! And 'alien scum,' chupa? That's not particularly in line with the point of this tournament or MIK's new position on peaceful interactions between humans and aliens, now is it, chupa? What would Phaser say?"

"Keep Niisan's name out of your mouth! Out of your mouth, I say! And don't you dare speak for him!"

"You two have alien blood in you too, chupa!"

"Which your teeth will never touch again, by the way! Never ever!"

"If you won't be Chupataro's kotatsu, chupa, Chupa can order a quality one, cabra! You know who builds fantastic custom tables, chupa? The Organians, cabra!"

"Yes, I'm familiar with the Space Amish!" Tremolo shot back sarcastically. "They're very expensive!"

"I send three cards from my hand to the Graveyard to activate the Magic Card, Secret Alteration! I can draw three cards! One! Two! THREE!" Mitsuko angrily drew the cards from her Deck, but appeared perturbed by the third. "Huh? This card isn't mine…"

"Chu!" Chupataro shushed Tremolo. "Chupa's watching, cabra!"

"Darkness Samsara? Darkness…Darkness…Darkness Samsara…"

"That's –!"

"Summon…Darkness Samsara."

"So the 3-Metre woman is duelling Zuwijo? Talk about enraging the wrong ex-girlfrie –"

"This isn't good, chupa! That's a real Darkness card, chupa!"

"Darkness? That mystery card that Ohdo Yuamu implored us to be on guard for? That card?"

"Damn…When Chupa told Mitsuko to duel Yuamu with that fake Darkness card so Yuamu could remember being all weird, did Darkness Drake leave behind something in Yuamu, infecting Mitsuko's Deck, chupa? Is that how Darkness Dwarf got into Yudias' Deck, cabra? Yudias' Deck got infected too when he duelled Yuamu, chupa?"

"A three-three-thunderous entry! Let me predict how you will lose! Fusion Summon! Secret Chief Investigator Miss Fortune!" (Level 9 LIGHT Reptile/Fusion/Effect ATK 3000 DEF 2300)

"Well, shit. You caused an outbreak. I'd call you alien scum again, but I've already called you alien scum once today already."