The story is named after a Metallica song.. Mostly cause I am HUGE on Metallica..
The story begins at the Smith house, Stan and Francine finishing dinner and Francine takes the chicken bones preparing to throw them in the garbage disposal, Klaus is there two, floating around in bowl next to one of the windows.
"Honey? Do I hear the sound of chicken bones approaching the disposal?" Stan said in tranquil fury.
"No, you hear the sound of chicken bones being disposed of." Francine said smugly, and turns it on and goes to throw them in only for Stan to immediately jump up and stop her.
"Oh?! You suddenly want to help me clean up?!"
"You can't just throw everything in there and expect it to disappear. It's not the ocean, Francine." Stan said while grabbing the plates from her.
"B-b-b-burned!" Klaus cried out excitedly, unwarranted at that, it wasn't even a burn. Seemed more like Klaus just wanted a reason to say it.
"Shut up, Klaus! That wasn't even a burn!" Stan cried out, immediately angry with the poor guy.
"Yeah, Klaus. When I'm burned, I'll let ya know." Francine snarled, Klaus backs away a bit in his bowl, or least tries to, it's not very big. Poor Klaus doesn't even have a good fish tank, just a little bowl he floats in 24/7.
"Okay, so no chicken down the disposal, but... How about... Fish?" Francine said and smugly grins at Klaus who fearfully widens his eyes.
Stan chuckles and says "That, is funny."
With that Stan reaches into Klaus's bowl, who tries to swim around him but is grabbed. He never thinking to bite Stan, which is good I guess.
"Francine? (wink) Hit the switch." Stan said, holding the now panicking little orange fish.
Francine does and Stan rather sadistically slowly lowers Klaus towards it, who begins to further panic the closer he gets.
"Okay, we've all had our fun. Now put me down!" Poor Klaus pleaded fearfully..
"If you insist..." Stan laughed and throws him onto the sink, Klaus desperately holding onto the edge to not fall to the spinning blades and not die, getting nothing but laugher from the other two.
"Stan, now you're making me laugh.. And making me kind of hot."
With that Stan and Francine begin making out, doing nothing to save Klaus. Who grunts as he tries lifting himself up, only for Hayley show up and mock his grunts instead of helping him.
"Oohheeeghhagh! Help! Oohheeeghhagh! That's you!" Hayley laugh, which leads to Steve also poking his head at Klaus.
"I guess you can put chicken down the drain!" Steve mocked and everyone laughs, which gets Roger's attention and he happily asks what's so funny. "Klaus is in the drain!" Hayley laughed. Admittedly this a bit out of character for her as she's usually nicer to him.
"He's stuck!" Jeff laughed, revealing he's also there. Again a bit out of character, but he's probably just under mob mentality at this point, doing so just cause everyone else is.
"Tell that idiot pieces of shit are supposed to go in the toilet!" Roger mocked, making everyone laugh, and Stan takes everyone out for ice cream, but still leaving poor Klaus there.
"Remember, I'm a rum raisin guy!" Klaus called out, slowly trying to pull himself up to safety.
ROGER: Cool, I'll put some in a waffle cone and throw it in the trash!
[LAUGHTER]
FRANCINE:: Now 'that' was a burn, fish!
LATER THAT SAME EVENING:
Everyone happily licking their ice cream, unsurprisingly there is none there for Klaus, who is seen rolling over in his little travel cup, carrying a cute little suitcase. Having made an unexplained recovery from his ordeal. Hayley and Francine are both on their husband's lap.
"Well, that's it, I am leaving." Klaus said angrily.
"It's too late for apologies." Klaus said, but not getting a single response from the others, who barely acknowledge him.
"Nothing could make it right." Klaus said angrily, as if just trying to get a single response from them.
"Not even, acknowledging my existence at all!"
"What's that Klaus, you're selling lemonade?" Stan asked.
"No, I'm leaving! I've never asked for anything but a little respect! And it's clear I'm not going to get it so..."
"Fine I'll buy a lemonade." Stan said.
"I'M NOT SELLING GODDAMN LEMONADE!" Klaus screamed.
"Not with that attitude you're not." Jeff said.
"No! I'm leaving! Forever!" Klaus cried angrily.
"Well you better get out there if you want to sell any." Steve said, still referring to the lemonade.
"SHUT UP! One day you'll all regret how you treated me! Goodbye forever assholes!" Klaus said and leaves, flipping them all off.
"Should we stop him?" Stan asked, rather unconcerned though.
"The lemonade guy? Nah, who needs him." Francine replied.