A FEW DAYS LATER:

Klaus ended up wandering around town all day, getting rudely refused by a hotel clerk, mainly for being a fish. Instead he ends up at a mall, trying to find something to do when he finds Meg Griffin asleep one of the beds of a closed Bed, Bath and Beyond. She pleading him not to tell, as she wasn't suppose to be in there. Klaus saying he won't, and that nobody would listen to him anyway, he doesn't get a lot of respect.

"Me two!" Meg cried out, oddly excitedly, and she picks up the little goldfish placing his cup on the nightstand, saying she doesn't have any friends and if he can be one.

"M -Me? Oh you don't want me I'm just a stupid fish." Klaus said, immediately showing self doubt.

"Nonsense, I know we only just met, but you're still nicer than my whole family. Mom especially." Meg explained. Ending it with "Your a good little fish."

The last part making Klaus's bottom lip tremble a little, and giving a tearful little "Thank you."

Meg playfully pets him a little.

"So.. You a runaway two?" Klaus asked, Meg nodding. "Yeah, I'm a non person to them. I bet they don't even notice I'm gone." Meg admitted.

Sure enough the Griffins are playing carnival games with a brown barrel wearing one of Meg's hats. And the Griffins are so stupid enough they genuinely believe it's the real Meg. Even Stewie.

Similarly the Smith family are carrying around a rock, which they are calling Klaus. Only for Jeff, of all people, to tell them it's a rock.

"Don't be stupid Jeff." Stan said, rather hypercritically.

Meg takes her new friend to the mall cafeteria, telling about the time she met Lisa Simpson. Suddenly Connie comes over, doing her usual bitch act. Meg tears up almost immediately, which angers Klaus, and he flips up kicking Connie with his tail.

"Shut up! You don't talk to my new friend like that!"

"Klaus, it's okay." Meg said timidly.

"No, you don't need to take that! Especially from some blonde Fotze!"

"W What's a..." Connie started.

"IT MEANS PISS OFF!" Klaus screamed, causing Connie and her friends to flee away.

"Another fry?" Klaus asked suddenly calm again, holding her up one of the french fries they been picking at.

"I'd love it." Meg said, with a proud smile.

I love keeping the Seth MacFarlane humour, why I'm making it a comedy.. Though still serious when it needs to be..

Also I don't speak German, I just enjoy throwing in other languages by using Google Translate..