TV Commercial; Staring BREAD BOYS:
SON: (standing in front of camera, holding phone) The new Iphone17 is newer, bigger and way far better quality for-
FATHER: (slams open front door) DOOR!
SON: Oh I see your home Father.
FATHER: Yes I- (sees camera) What th- Are we being blackmailed again?! I told them I'll get the money when I have it!
SON: No it's not a blackmail.
FATHER: This better not be a Anime thing!
SON: No it's-
FATHER: NO ANIME!
SON: No Father I'm doing a commercial.
FATHER: A commercial? Is it about the Broadswords? Cause I already took care of them (shows head)
SON: Father how did you-
FATHER: Don't worry about it.
SON: Right, well, no it's about the new Iphone17, (back to cammerical voice, happy music playing) So as I was saying, bigger, newer, faster and more bendable.
FATHER: Bendable? So it's rubber?!
SON: It's not rubber.
FATHER: (grabs it) RUBBER PHONE?! 2023 IS the future! (starts bending it)
SON: Wait no-
(the phone snaps in half)
FATHER: What th- IT BROKE! IT'S NOT RUBBER AT ALL!
SON: I SAID THAT YOU IDIOT!
FATHER: Well, shit..
SON: That wasn't scripted Josh! Now Apple won't pay us!
FATHER: (normal voice) I said not to use my real name Sean!
SON: I'm sorry, guess I'm stupid.
FATHER: Damn right you are (pulls out shotgun) And idiots die!
SON: NOO-
(cuts too picture of the phone)
ANNOUNCHER: The new Iphone17.. Buy it now..
(Gunshot is heard as the commercial ends)
Roger is seen having watched the commercial from his attic. When Hayley comes in, saying she misses Klaus.
"Who? Oh yeah the fish, I honestly forgot we had one." Roger said very matter-o-factly he wasn't even using sarcasm.
"Please Roger, I really want to apologize to him, the others don't, but Jeff and I do." Hayley pleaded.
"Fine, whatever. But you oh me." Roger groaned annoyedly and got up to go change into his "Uncle Roger" outfit.
Sorry it's short.. I really wanted to focus more on the first part LOL