In a cutaway based scene, Roger Smith is seen dressed up like Keanu Reeves. "Well this a really beautiful house and cute puppy my dead wife left me, and I know she's dead cause of how many flashbacks are shown.. Either way I'm sure nothing bad will happen to this house or that puppy, isn't that right masked intruders in my house-"
Before he finished he is hit with a baseball bat to the back of the head.
"Uh oh, I landed near a pencil." Roger said, the attacker was about to ask what that means when Roger bursts up, stabbing the man in the chin and grabbing the man's holstered pistol, immediately shooting everyone in the head before any of them can even react, but he spares the leader, who cowers down to his knees.
Roger pulls out the pencil, only to stab it into to the same guys top head and kick him down, being dead now.
"You doghaters went to dognap the wrong dog, doog." Roger said, to the leader. Who unmasks and reveals to be Losef, saying he just wanted the car.
"Oh? Well it'll be hard to drive it with only one foot." Roger said, and shoots one of Losef's feet. Losef screams and bends down.
"Don't fuck with the Matrix." Roger said, and executes him just off view.
"And that's how I saved my dog!.. Wait I don't have one, who's dog did I have?" Roger explained, dressed in his uncle Roger get up to not be exposed as an alien.
"What a story." Peter Griffin said, revealing they are at the Griffin household. The other members mostly looking bored.
"You all see the Alien right?" Stewie asked in deadpan, despite knowing only Brian and Chris can actively understand him.. Least out of the Griffin's. My GTA one suggests my OCs can understand him just fine, Dash especially.
"So.. How long are you staying?" Lois asked annoyedly.
"I'm sorry, I just don't really have very many friends." Roger admitted. "Well except for that one guy." he continued, looking at his phone, revealing a photo of him and Trevor Phillips.
"Do more impressions!" Chris cried excitedly.
Roger (imitating Brian) Hey Peter, which of Seth politics can I rant about for a hug around here?!
Peter/Chris: HAHAHAHA!
Roger: Hey I'm the dog! Let me die in a failed experiment for ratings, than return only for the same fans that wanted me to realize I SUCK!
"HA! Those are so his mannerisms!" Peter laughed.
"Fuck you Peter." Brian said angrily.
Suddenly the doorbell rings, Peter opens it only to find Joe Swanson in his police uniform and rolling over with his hat to his chest.
"Hey, buddy. What brings you around at this late hour with your uniform on and your hat held mournfully against your chest?"
"Peter, Lois, it pains me above the waist to tell you that Meg is dead." Joe said soberly.
"What are you talking about? Meg's right here." Lois said, pointing at a barrel with her hat on the couch, the hat blowing off from an open window making them all shock, even Stewie had fallen for that.
"You know, it's weird that didn't happen on the pier all day." Peter said, dryly.
"Or when we rented that convertible." Chris added, same deadpan tone.
"She got in a car wreck, and was burned beyond recognition, and I levelled up on Fortnite this weekend, but you probably only care about the first two things." Joe said.
"Oh, dear God, no!" Lois cried tearfully, though knowing Lois it probably just for attention.
"All we found was Meg's driver's license at the scene. It had her Quiznos punch card stuck to the back. Your little angel was one stamp away from a free sub, which only adds to this horrific tragedy." Joe said in the same somber tone.
"Hey Peter!" Roger cried running over, and does a armpit fart, Peter bursts into hysterics.
"Who's the alien?" Joe asked dryly.
"Don't worry about it." Roger said, rudely closing the door on Joe, and doing more armpit farts much to Peter's delight, it's admittedly kinda adorable.
It's revealed Meg isn't actually dead, she and Klaus are actually at a bowling alley. "That Dragon is breathing Fira!" Klaus chanted as Meg gets a strike. Meg overhears this news but Bruce reveals to have accidentally given Meg's licence someone else. A fingerless girl who drove her car with her despite her condition, and as if she wasn't driving poorly enough, she stupidly feels the need to take out her phone and start texting and driving, leading to her swiftly swerving directly into a telephone pole. Her car blows up and she gets set on fire, hideously burning her body beyond recognition.
So I guess I'm dead.. And no one but Klaus cares." Meg said to herself sadly.
"Can I get a turn now?" is Klaus's only response.
"I do." came a mysterious voice.
Meg looks behind her to see someone remove a Newspaper from their face. It's Hayley.
"Who are you?" Meg asked.
"I'm Hayley Smith, I was just here to bring the fish back home, but now I see you need a friend. I know how it feels to not belong." Hayley said, proving herself one of the few decent characters admittedly. I always prefer the episodes where Hayley is kinder and more compassionate.
Meg just smiles in response.