Ryuji vs. The Zombie Apocalypse (PRANK!)
Halloween, a time for tricks, treats, and above all, scares. The latter element is what Himari Sakamoto loves the most. Whether she's scaring others or she's scaring herself by putting on a good horror movie (which also makes a good excuse to be in her boyfriend Hotaru Yajima's arms), she just loves the thrill and adrenaline that fear gives off.
Every October, Himari would go around and scare her friends and family, usually by donning a scary mask and leaping out of closets or around a corner. If she could end the month by causing at least one person to wet themselves in fear, she considers it a good month. This October, however, Himari wanted to try something a little different.
Lately, Himari noticed that her father, Ryuji, has gained a fascination with zombie related media. Whenever he had down time, he'd be watching zombie related movies and t.v shows and playing zombie related games like The End of Them, Candy Cane Weed Whacker, and Inhabitant Vile (The Last of Us, Lollipop Chainsaw, Resident Evil).
No one was sure how or why Ryuji picked up this new hobby, but it seemed harmless enough…That is until Himari thought of a good prank to pull a few weeks before the start of October, and this prank will be so scary, and scar Ryuji so badly, that it would put all of the other times she scared someone to shame. All she needed to do was convince all of her friends and neighbors to play along with her. Not wanting to pass up an opportunity to take part in Himari's magnum opus of a Halloween prank, they all accepted, and preparations quickly began.
Eventually, on a cold autumn afternoon in mid-October, it was time for Himari to enact her evil plan
Ryuji came home from work one afternoon to find that neither Himari nor his wife Makoto were home. He looked around for a note from either of them, and he eventually found one that read, 'At the Yajimas, be back later tonight.'
Wanting to surprise his wife and daughter when they get home, Ryuji took it upon himself to straighten up the house. He started working in the kitchen by doing the dishes and cleaning the countertops. From there, he vacuumed and dusted the living room, tidied up the dining room, spruced up the bathrooms, and then went upstairs to make Himari's bed and his and Makoto's bed.
Pleased with how nice his and Makoto's bed turned out combined with the fact that Ryuji was starting to feel tired, he decided to stop cleaning and take a short nap. He sat himself down on a rocking chair that was in the corner of the room. He started to rock back and forth as his eyelids grew heavier and heavier until he eventually fell asleep.
An hour had passed since Ryuji nodded off, but he began to stir when he heard the sound of footsteps running up the stairs outside of the bedroom. Suddenly, the door burst open, and in came Hotaru Yajima, son of Hayato and Hifumi and Himari's boyfriend. Still half asleep, Ryuji rubbed his eyes and saw that the scarlet haired boy had a look of fear upon his face.
Hotaru: Uncle Ryuji?! What are you doing just sitting here?!
Ryuji: (Yawns) What's wrong, Hotaru? Is everything alright?
Hotaru: Shit is going down right now, Uncle Ryuji, I don't know what it is! But we gotta get out of here!
Confused and with fear slowly starting to build within him, Ryuji got up from the rocking chair and made his way back out to the hallway with Hotaru. It was at this moment when Himari came out of her room with two baseball bats.
Himari: I got some bats. (Hands one to Hotaru)
Hotaru: Thanks, babe.
Ryuji: Why do you need bats, Himari? Did someone break in? Is your mother okay?
Himari: No, she's still at the Yajimas. We gotta go get her and Hotaru's parents.
Ryuji: And why do we need the bats to do that?
Hotaru: We're about to show you. Let's go!
Ryuji: Go where?
Himari: Just follow us.
The two teenagers led Ryuji downstairs and to the front door. When they opened it, Ryuji saw the most horrifying site; a horde of 'zombies' wandering around the front yard. He notices that these 'zombies' looked familiar. Not only did some of them bear a striking resemblance to his neighbors, but most of them looked like his own friends. In particular, he saw what looked like 'zombified versions' of Ren, Ann, Minato, Kimiko, Morgana (who popped out of a nearby trash can), Futaba, Riku, Sojiro, and even Ryuji's own mother Nanami.
Ryuji: (Completely scared) Oh my God! What the fuck is going on?!
Hearing Ryuji's outburst made the 'zombies' turn in the man's direction. Letting out a series of aggressive growls and snarls, the 'zombies' made a mad dash for the front door.
Himari: DAD, THEY'RE COMING!
Hotaru: SHUT THE DOOR!
In the nick of time, Ryuji snapped out of his trance of fear and swiftly slammed the door shut before the 'zombies' could reach them.
Himari: LOCK IT!
Ryuji locked the door before backing away from it and sitting down on a nearby chair to take in the events that just transpired.
Ryuji: Wha-What the hell was that?! Ren, Ann, Sojiro, Futaba…(on the verge of tears) my mom…they're all zombies now!? How did this even happen?!
Hotaru: A news report said that it started from 'tainted fruit'. Some poor bastards must've eaten from that fruit then went around and infected hundreds of others all over the city, our friends and family being some of them.
Himari: Maybe they have an update on the whole situation! Where's the remote?!
Himari looked all over the room for the T.V remote so she could turn on 'the news' and continue her prank on her father. Himari enlisted the help of Ichiko Ohoya to make a fake news report that went into great detail about her fictional zombie apocalypse. They recorded the whole thing on a DVD, and Himari put it in the DVD player before she sent Hotaru to get Ryuji. After spending the next minute or so searching for the remote, Ryuji found it between the couch cushions, and he handed it to his daughter, who promptly turned it on and Ohoya appeared on screen in the middle of the fake broadcast.
Ohoya: (With panic in her voice)...A ravenous plague has affected the city of Tokyo and surrounding areas.
Ryuji: (In horror; getting closer to the T.V) For fucking real?!
Ohoya: It's believed that this plague has infected the country's fruit and vegetable supply, and anyone unfortunate enough to eat a piece of infected produce displays zombie like qualities like loss of human speech, pale flesh with un-healing scars, and a tendency to lurch forward and attack anyone who comes in contact with them. Anyone attacked by these zombies will also display these qualities in a matter of minutes.
Ryuji: (With hands over his mouth; thinking about the 'fates' of his friends) Oh my God!
Ohoya: The prime minister has issued a citywide quarantine in an attempt to contain the plague. No one is allowed in or out of the city at any time.
Himari: (Pretending to panic) I don't know what to do!
Ryuji: I don't know either, Himari!
Hotaru: Well we've got to save my parents and Auntie Makoto! They're still out there somewhere!
Ryuji: (Looks out in the front yard to see the horde still wandering aimlessly) There's still a lot of zombies out there. We should check the side and backyards to see if they have this place surrounded.
Hotaru: Good call!
The trio separated and went to the windows that had views of the side yards and the backyard. Ryuji looked out the left side yard to find 'zombified' versions of Mana, Mitsu, Tae Takemi, Yamato Hashimoto, Yuuki, and Mai. Hotaru looked in the backyard to find 'zombified' versions of Haru, Shiho, Sumire, Ichiro, Kaito, and Sadayo Kawakami. Himari looked in the right side yard to find 'zombified' versions of Kas, Daisuke, Nariko, Shinya Oda, Ryuta Watanabe, and Yusuke. The two teens and adult regrouped in the kitchen.
Hotaru: It's no use, they have this place surrounded.
Himari: Just about all of the zombies surrounding the house are our friends…the zombies got them.
Ryuji: This is a goddamn nightmare.
Suddenly, the three of them hear a growling sound, causing Ryuji's hair to stand on end while Hotaru and Himari pretend to share his fear.
Ryuji: Kids…please tell me that was one of you who just growled.
Hotaru and Himari: No.
Suddenly, the basement door opens up and out comes a zombified version of Makoto's sister Sae.
Sae: (Snarls as she comes lumbering towards Ryuji, Himari, and Hotaru)
Hotaru: Oh God!
Ryuji: Oh my God, Sae!
Himari: Auntie! Calm down! It's me, your niece, Himari, remember?!
Sae: (Growls in response as she continues her lumbering)
Hotaru: Why are you trying to reason with the undead, babe?!
Himari: Well do you have any better ideas?!
Ryuji: Yeah! Run for you freaking lives!
The three of them scattered and 'Zombie Sae' quickly gave chase. She chased them all over the house, eventually solely setting her sights on Ryuji. Ryuji sprints upstairs as Sae chases after him, and Hotaru and Himari watch, silently chuckling to themselves over how well their prank is going.
Himari: Come on, babe, let's go (begin air quotes) save my dad. (end air quotes)
Hotaru: Right behind you!
The two teens run upstairs to see Sae still looking for Ryuji, who has gone into hiding. Himari and Hotaru go to Himari's bedroom door and stand in front of it before calling out to her.
Hotaru and Himari: Hey, looking for us?!
'Zombie Sae' turns around to see Hotaru and Himari taunting her, causing her to snarl in outrage and run in a full sprint towards the two teens. When she gets close, they move aside as Himari opens her bedroom door and closes it when Sae runs inside. Hotaru quickly places a chair in front of the door to sell the idea that she's locked in there for when they find Ryuji.
Himari: Well, now that our threat has been neutralized, what do you say we go find my dad.
Hotaru: I'll look for him, you take care of our 'zombie'.
Himari: You got it!
As Hotaru goes to look for Ryuji, Himari opens her bedroom door to talk to Sae, who had just gotten out of character.
Sae: How did I do?
Himari: You did great, Auntie. But the fun isn't over yet. Sneak out through my window and rejoin the others outside.
Hotaru: Himari, I found him!
Himari: Here comes dad, hurry!
Sae opens Himari's window and quickly but carefully climbs out of it. Once her auntie left, Himari went back out in the hallway, closing her bedroom door behind her, just as Hotaru and Ryuji came up to her.
Ryuji: You guys took care of Sae?
Himari: Well there's good news and there's bad news. The good news is that she won't cause any trouble anymore.
Ryuji: What's the bad news? She didn't bite or scratch you kids did she?
Himari: No dad, we're fine. But I went in to check on her and she leapt out my window. She's back outside with the rest of them.
Ryuji: Hey, as long as she's nowhere in this house, we're golden.
Suddenly, a loud alarm came blaring through the T.V downstairs, which they left on in a haste. The trio raced back into the living room to see the 'State of Emergency' screen (A little touch that Hotaru decided to add when making Ohoya's fake broadcast).
Ryuji: (Afraid) What the fuck…
Hotaru: (Trying to match his fear) We're in a state of emergency.
Himari: (Grabs the T.V remote) I'm turning that off. We don't need to watch that.
Ryuji: You're right. What we need to do is get out of here, save your mom and Hotaru's parents, and find a way out of this city!
Hotaru: But they quarantined the city, Uncle Ryuji! There's no way out!
Ryuji: There's always a way out, Hotaru, trust me! But to get out we need to get to my car.
Himari: It's suicide if we go out there, dad. I mean, for crying out loud they're all over the place!
Ryuji: One of us needs to get all of the zombies preoccupied in one spot. Maybe the side door. If I can gather all of them over there, we can sneak out through the back and get to the driveway where the car is.
Hotaru: You can't be serious, you're actually going out there?
Ryuji: What kind of person would I be if I sent you kids out there instead of me? I'm willing to do this if it means you kids are safe.
He goes to hug Himari.
Ryuji: If anything happens, Himari, just know that I love you very much. I've always loved you, and you're the best thing your mother and I have ever done. Take care of yourself.
He then goes to hug Hotaru.
Ryuji: And Hotaru, I've always looked at you as a member of this family. Thank you for making my little girl happy, and just being an all around good guy. Look out for her, will you?
At this point, Hotaru and Himari's respective consciences started to kick in. They started to feel a little bad that their pranking has gone to the point where Ryuji was ready to go on a suicide mission to ensure their safety. But they knew that the best part was yet to come, so they decided to hide their good will and sorrow for a little while longer. At least they knew that if an actual zombie apocalypse broke out Ryuji would be a total hero.
The two teens watched as Ryuji headed towards the front door, he took one last look at Hotaru and Himari and smiled.
Ryuji: Wish me luck.
Hotaru: You got it.
Himari: Good luck, dad.
And with that, Ryuji opened the front door and ran outside, leaving Hotaru and Himari to their own devices. So they came up with a way to keep the prank going.
Himari: If he's coming in through the side door, let's mess with the front and back door a little bit before he gets back.
Hotaru: I take the front, you take the back?
Himari: Sounds good.
The two teens go to their assigned doors to mess with the doorknobs, to make it look like they're jammed and they won't open, leaving the side door as the only way in and out of the house.
Meanwhile, outside the house, Ryuji ran into the front yard, calling the zombies he once called friends, family, and neighbors.
Ryuji: Hey, Living Dorks! Bet you can't catch me!
The 'zombies' in the front yard saw Ryuji running towards the side yard of his house, and they naturally gave chase, snarling and grunting all the while. The dyed-blonde haired man ran through the right side yard, back yard, and left side yard and successfully caught all of the 'zombies'' attention. After doing another rotation around the house, Ryuji comes in through the side door and locks it, all of the 'zombies' pounding on the door in an attempt to get inside. Himari and Hotaru come up to Ryuji to see what was going on.
Himari: Are all the zombies by the side door?
Ryuji: (Panting) Yeah, they're all there. We can sneak out through the back door now.
Ryuji makes his way to the back door, failing to notice the mischievous grins on Hotaru and Himari's faces. Ryuji walked up to the back door and turned the knob multiple times only for it to not open.
Ryuji: No, God, please, no!
Hotaru: (Pretending to be scared) What's going on?
Ryuji: The door's stuck!
Himari: Impossible!
The trio run over to the front door to try and leave that way, only for Ryuji to find that that door is stuck too.
Ryuji: Come on, you opened up before, why won't you open up now?!
Angrily, Ryuji punches the door and turns to his daughter and her boyfriend.
Ryuji: Both doors are stuck, kids! We're trapped!
Hotaru and Himari continue to put on a facade of fear by gasping in shock and horror.
Ryuji: Are the zombies still by the side door?
Himari runs over to the side door, looks through the window next to it, and sees that the crowd of 'zombies' is still out there, pounding on the door and window, growling all the while.
Himari: Yeah, they're still there! (Goes back to her father and her boyfriend) What do we do now?!
Hotaru: Pull up a chair, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this to all blow over?
Ryuji: No. That door and that window won't hold forever! We've gotta try and run through them!
Hotaru: You sure that's a smart idea?
Ryuji: (Shouting in fear) WHAT OTHER CHOICE DO WE HAVE, HOTARU?!
Hotaru tried to resist the urge to die laughing from Ryuji's outburst. Meanwhile, Himari goes back over to the side door, and watches as the 'zombies' continue to bang up against the door and window.
Himari: Oh, fuck! (Ryuji and Hotaru come up to her) There's no way out, guys! We're trapped like mice!
Hotaru looks out the window with his girlfriend and he sees that 'Zombie Futaba' is holding and gnawing on a (fake) foot.
Hotaru: Oh my God, they got a foot!
Ryuji: Alright, this is no time to fuck around! Where are those bats you kids had?
Hotaru: We dropped them when Sae attacked.
Himari: I'll go get them (Leaves)
Ryuji: I'd better go find myself a weapon to (Leaves)
With Hotaru all alone, he quickly opens the back door and addresses the 'zombies' hanging by the side door.
Hotaru: I think we're about to break out of here guys. When I make this signal (Crosses his fingers) I want most of you to go away from this door and head towards the street. My parents and Auntie Makoto are hiding behind that house across the street and I want you to go get them so they can join in on the fun. It's time we go in for the kill.
Ren: Sounds good, Hotaru. Don't forget Ryuji's car keys.
Hotaru: Thanks for reminding me, Uncle Ren. Alright places, everyone!
Hotaru goes back inside as the 'zombies' continue banging on the door and window. Hotaru hurries over to the key tree, grabs Ryuji's car keys, and puts them in his pocket before returning to the side door. Himari and Ryuji rejoin him moments later, the former holding hers and Hotaru's bats and the latter holding a sledgehammer. Seeing the sledgehammer made Himari and Hotaru a little bit scared for their friends' safety.
Himari: (Cautiously) Isn't that a little bit too extreme, Uncle Ryuji?
Ryuji: Hey, I need protection, Himari. I'm ready to take a zombie's head clear, clean off their shoulders.
As Himari and Ryuji continue arguing over the latter's choice in weaponry, Hotaru has his back turned towards the window. He then puts his hand behind his back and crosses his fingers, causing the 'zombie horde' to move away from the side door and head across the street. The only zombies that remained between the side door and Ryuji's car was Kimiko, Ichiro, Kaito, Shiho, and Shinya.
Hotaru: Guys look! (He points out the window and Ryuji and Himari come to see most of the zombies going away) They're leaving and going across the street!
Himari: You think there's someone out there that caught their attention?
Ryuji: I hope not!
Hotaru: Look, guys, who cares?! This is our window to get out of here! Come on!
Ryuji opens the side door and Hotaru and Himari follow him outside. Once all three were outside, they made a mad dash for Ryuji's car in the driveway. They swiftly ran past 'Zombified' Kimiko, Ichiro, Kaito, Shiho, and Shinya, who all growled and pretended to swing at them as they ran passed. Eventually, the trio made it to Ryuji's car. When they did, they looked into the distance and saw what looked like Makoto, Hayato, and Hifumi. Happy to see them, Ryuji calls out to them.
Ryuji: Makie, Hayato, Hifumi! Come on, we're blowing this joint!
The three of them didn't respond. Ryuji was so happy to see them that he didn't notice the 'scars and pale skin' on them. All that happened from there was the three of them let out a low snarl before charging at him and the two teens.
Ryuji: Oh my God, no!
Himari: They're infected too! They're one of them!
Hotaru: Quick, get in the car!
Hotaru leapt into the backseat, Himari quickly hopped in the front passenger seat, and Ryuji got in the driver's seat. As soon as the three of them got situated, they made sure all of the doors were locked as Ryuji started fumbling around in his pockets for the car keys, completely forgetting that in the heat of the moment he forgot to grab them, and unaware that Hotaru secretly had them in his pocket. As Ryuji kept searching his person for the keys, the 'zombies' started to surround the car, banging on the doors and windshield.
Himari: They have us surrounded, dad! Do something!
Ryuji: I can't find the keys!
Hotaru: Please tell me you're joking.
Ryuji: DOES IT SOUND LIKE I'M FUCKING JOKING!
The trio look around and watch as the 'zombie horde' starts shaking the car violently. With no other option, Ryuji honks his horn in a vain attempt to scare them off.
Ryuji: Go away! Go the fuck away!
While Ryuji was trying to scare away the 'zombies', Hotaru and Himari look at each other and nod. It was time for the climax of their little charade. Hotaru reaches inside his pocket where the car keys were, and he presses a button that unlocks the door. As soon as the doors unlock, the 'zombies' started pouring in, snarling aggressively. The trio, especially Ryuji, start panicking as they drag Hotaru and Himari out of the car.
Ryuji: NO! HIMARI! HOTARU!
Himari: Save yourself!
Hotaru: I'm too young to die!
As Ryuji screams his lungs out, the 'zombies' start pulling at him and roughing him up. He was so scared that he failed to notice that Himari, Hotaru, and a few of the zombies have busted out laughing at the display. Deciding that the fun was over, the 'zombies' let Hotaru up so he can help Himari to her feet. After Himari stood up, she went over to the driver's seat to try and calm the screaming Ryuji.
Ryuji: NO! I DON'T WANT TO DIE! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!
Himari: Dad! Stop! Calm down! (Pushes the 'zombies' away from him) Dad, chill! It's a prank! Relax!
Ryuji managed to calm down enough to look at his daughter, who was perfectly fine. Then he looked at the 'zombies' to see them all smiling and staring at him with giddy expressions on their faces.
Ryuji: What the…
Hayato: We got you, buddy!
And with that, Himari, Hotaru, and everyone they used as zombies entered a severe laughing fit as Ryuji just stared at everyone befuddled.
Ryuji: (Slowly becoming enraged) What?! For real?! This was all a hoax?!
Daisuke: (A la Big Macintosh) Eeyup.
Ryuji: But what about the news report and the state of emergency?!
Ren: When Himari told us about her plan to prank you, I got in contact with Ohoya and we filmed her little broadcast.
Hotaru: Then they gave the broadcast to me so I could edit it, add in the state of emergency screen, and burn it to a DVD. Oh by the way, I took these to let everybody in.
He tosses Ryuji the car keys, but he's too angry and in shock to catch them and they just land in his lap.
Ryuji: Well, what about all those scars and the pale skin on all of you guys?
Haru: My hubby isn't only a good painter, but he's an even better make-up artist (Rubs Yusuke's shoulder with pride).
Mitsu: He's had experience painting mine and Mana's faces on our birthdays, so he took that experience and applied it to all of us.
Ryuji: And what about the plague? You mean to tell me that I can eat a piece of fruit or a salad right now and I wouldn't be affected?
Sojiro: The plague was all made believe. The fruits and vegetables are fine.
Ryuji: (Deep inhale) Okay, but one more question. Why, in the name of everything good in this world, did you involve my mom in this prank? (Turns to Nanami) Mom, how could you?
Nanami: Well your daughter and your friends came up to me asking if I wanted to play a part in this prank, and they said it was harmless fun and you'd get a good laugh out of it. I didn't know it would make you this upset, sweetie. I'm sorry.
Ryuji said nothing in response. All he did was step out of the car and walk a few steps towards the street, staring at the sky with his hands on his head.
Ann: Come on, Ryuji, it was just a joke. Calm down!
Himari: (Walks up to her father with Hotaru and Makoto) Yeah, dad, you know I like to scare people around this time of year.
Ryuji: Not like this, Himari! You got me so scared, I was ready to blow this joint and everything. But now that I know it was a prank, you know what I'm ready to blow now…
Himari, Makoto, and Hotaru stay silent as Ryuji turns around, looking more angry than he's ever been in his entire life, understandable as his own daughter tricked him into thinking that all of his friends and family were dead and the world as he knew it was coming to an end. Ryuji then looked solely at Himari as he finished his sentence by yelling-
Ryuji: MY FUSE!
Ryuji charged at Himari, but Makoto and Hotaru held him back before he could get far. As they held him back, Hotaru kept saying 'It's a joke, it's a joke, calm down!' Meanwhile, Himari ran back to the crowd in her front yard and hid behind Hayato and Hifumi as she watched everyone try and calm him down.
Hotaru: It's a joke, Uncle Ryuji, calm down!
Ryuji: (Calms down a little and pouts) Yeah it wasn't that funny.
Mana: It was a riot!
Haru and Yusuke shush their daughter, so not to reignite Ryuji's rage.
Himari: It was a really good joke, you've got to admit it, dad.
Ryuji: Alright, but tell me, is it 'Grounded for Two Weeks' good? Because that's how long your grounded for missy!
Futaba: Aw, have a heart, will you Ryuji?
Ichiro: He could have a heart (Getting back into character as a zombie) Or he could lose a braaaaaiiiiinn?!
Sumire: He can't lose what he never had, Ichiro.
Everyone busts out laughing again at Sumire's one liner.
Ryuji: Knock it off!
Shinya: Happy Halloween, fuckface!
Later that night, everyone went home, leaving Ryuji, Makoto, and Himari by themselves. Before the Yajimas left, however, Ryuji had Himari and Hotaru fix the front and back doors so they could open properly again.
After everyone went home, the Sakamotos ordered take out for dinner and watched a few episodes of Harlem Six-Six (Brooklyn Nine-Nine) before turning in for the night.
We cut to Ryuji and Makoto's bedroom where Makoto just got out of the shower and is changing into her pajamas. As she does so, Ryuji is getting an eyeful of his wife and her 'assets'.
Ryuji: No matter how bad today turned out, at least I can take solace in knowing that I get to sleep next to you, my queen.
Hearing Ryuji compliment her made Makoto blush. But she knew she had to ditch that blush as she wanted to try and convince her husband to smooth things over with Himari come morning. She finished changing into her pajamas and joined her husband on their bed.
Makoto: I think you were a little too hard on Himari, earlier today. Yeah, I know that prank was a little messed up, but it was all in good fun.
Ryuji: (Somewhat remorseful) Now that you mention it I did fly off the wagon earlier didn't I? And that prank was very well thought out, I'll give her that. I don't even think I could've thought of a prank like that to be honest.
Makoto: So what do you think, Ryuji? You want to reduce the time on Himair's punishment?
Ryuji: Yeah, maybe I should. I mean, it's not like she did it to be mean. She was just having fun. So what do you think? Three days grounded?
Makoto: It's tough but fair, I like it.
Ryuji: Great. I'll tell her tomorrow. (Becomes seductive) Now, with all of that out of the way, what do you say we get to work on making you 'moan like a ghost'?
Makoto: (Teasingly) Or like a zombie.
Ryuji: (Sarcastically) Very funny.
Makoto laughs before bringing Ryuji into her arms as they lay down in bed, the man completely forgetting about his wife's wisecrack in regards to their daughter's prank.
Makoto: Come here, you.
Makoto and Ryuji turn the lights off in the room, and within seconds the sounds of their smooching fill the air as they cap off their evening with some tender love making.
THE END