Chapter Two: Humor and Parody:
Author's Note: Hope you enjoy this new chapter! I don't own House or the characters so please don't sue. Don't forget to read and review.
House laughed hard at the ridiculousness of the stories they were reading. Some of them were about animals being snuck into the hospital which sure gave House an idea. Cuddy already knew he was planning something.
"You bring animals to my hospital, you're getting a week of uninterrupted clinic duty!" Cuddy warned.
House didn't care. He actually wanted to see Cuddy angry more than he wanted extra clinic duty, which of course, wasn't much.
They all took a break to do some actual work. After receiving a case, House did a differential and sent his team away. He then snuck out of the hospital and found a place to purchase large chickens. He then quickly got back to the hospital and set them free. The chickens that didn't immediately run outside caused quite a ruckus inside.
Several people purposely avoided them. Some tripped over them. Some didn't even care. Some were curious as to how some chickens got in. It was a hilarious scene. He returned to the Fanfiction sight for more ridiculous ideas for fun.
He found a way to shave Chase's hair and super glue it to Foreman's head. Seeing their confusion was quite a riot!
"What up, my homies." He greeted as Foreman and Cuddy both angrily walked in.
"House!" Cuddy shouted in disapproval.
"Oh, I'm sorry. You're not black. I was fifty percent right."
"You are to remove all chickens in my hospital! I don't care how! Then you're doing clinic duty for the rest of the day!"
"But I have a case!" House whined.
"Foreman will take care of the case. The case belongs to Foreman now. Oh and I believe you owe him and Chase an apology.
Somehow, even after so much trouble was caused, House found a way to keep reading Fanfiction. So many authors claimed there would be cookies if a review was left. Kutner was the only naive enough to try. One week passed, no cookies. Two months passed, no cookies. Kutner gave up somewhat disappointed.
Then there were so many heartwarming stories about the that made Cameron smile and House cringe, especially the holiday stories. He did like the Holloween stories especially the ones were they were all in the zombie apocalypse. House also like the ones about the hospital being haunted by ghosts.
Then they all gasped in surprise at the gender bent stories. House smirked and clicked in ready for what was to come.
Author's Note: Hope you enjoyed this chapter! Do forget to review and remember none of the characters are mine. I did write this story though. Please don't sue and no flames.