Chapter Three: Gender Bent:
Author's Note: I'm finally back with some more hilarious humor! I hope you like it! I don't own House or the characters so don't sue.
Whoever thought that he was hot as a woman. The way House was discribed was gorgeous. Foreman was disappointed to discover he still had hair issues. He looked like a black Amber Rose. Chase was flawless of course. Pretty both as a woman and as a man. Wilson made a good woman and wasn't all that different than he actually was which disappointed him greatly.
"I am not like a woman!" He exclaimed.
"According to this website and reality, you are most definitely like a woman." House retorted.
"And how do you feel to be portrayed as a female?"
"Great especially since I have big boobs."
Kutner and Tuab were pretty much the same but slightly more girly. Then there was Cuddy, Cameron, and Thirteen being portrayed as men. Thirteen smiled.
"If I wasn't myself, I would date me as a man." Thirteen stated.
"Oh the joys of being bisexual." House smirked.
Cuddy and Cameron both made pretty handsome men. Cuddy didn't really appreciate herself as a man. She was proud to be a woman.
"I like myself better the way I am." Cuddy admitted.
"Me too. Boobs and ass are better than sticks. More?"
Thirteen nodded. The others stayed quite but House clicked ahead anyways.
They all prepared themselves for what they were going to find next.
Author's Note: A short one but hopefully a good one. Please review and thanks for reading. No flames please.