Chapter Four: Sick!:
Author's Note: Okay, I'm here! I don't own House or the characters.
House cringed. All these stories had him or Wilson get some serious disease and struggle through it.
"Why do I have to always get hurt or sick? Do they have fun torturing the poor cripple?" House said.
"Apparently, they love torturing their favorite characters." Thirteen stated.
"Did you all here that? I'm the favorite!" House said excitedly doing a little dance.
"Only because you're the main character." Wilson stated.
"Of course I'm the main character! The show is called House. If it were called Wilson it would be all about divorce lawyers and broken hearts."
"Whoever played you must have been a great actor. How else would he be so cold hearted."
"Relax Wilson, I was just poking fun."
"I think I want to google our actors."
House googled himself and found he was played by Hugh Laurie.
"Oh my god! I'm british!" House shouted surprised.
"Isn't that the actor from Staurt Little?" Kutner asked.
"It is! It's the dad!" Thirteen replied.
"I would love to hear how the unlucky number saw Staurt Little." House said.
"What about me?" Kutner asked.
"You're basically a giant kid. It's obvious how you saw that movie."
"The DvD was a gift from my dad." Thirteen stated.
"Boring! I would have thought it was a gift from your ex lover."
"Well, I guess I'm boring then."
"But at least you're entertaining in the stories. Who wants to read more Thirteen girl on girl romance?"
All the males and Thirteen's hands shot up. Cameron and Cuddy remained still.
"The boys have it!" House exclaimed earning a dirty look from Thirteen.
Author's Note: Next chapter will be a Thirteen chapter. Just warning you there will be slash. Hope you liked this chapter! No flames please!