Chapter Six: Tiny Taub:
Author's Note: Now to make fun of Taub. XD! I don't own Taub or any of the other characters. I also don't own "Honey I Shrunk the Kids" which is briefly mentioned in this chapter. Please read and review!
One story claimed Taub was tinier than a mouse. House laughed aloud. Taub was definitely small, but a mouse? That was hilarious.
"I am not that small!" Taub argued unhappily.
"Well, the story says you are!"
"We all know that these stories are inaccurate!"
In the next story, Taub was microscopic.
"Me? Microscopic? You got to be kidding me?!"
Taub was disappointed. Taub knew he was on the smaller side, but microscopic? You have got to be kidding me!
House was throughly entertained. First, Thirteen and now "tiny" Taub. Fanfiction was great! Well, sometimes...
Taub is short!
Taub is short!
Taub is short!
Taub the mini stud.
It was like "Honey I Shrunk the Kids", but with Taub. That was a movie where a guy builds a shrink ray and it shrinks his kids and the neighbors' kids.
Taub hated it. House loved it. The next victim was Kutner.
Author's Note: Short I know but I hope you've enjoyed it anyways. Please review! 8D!