Chapter Eight: Wilson:
Author's Note: Wilson's turn to get laughed at! 8D! Hope you enjoy the chapter! I don't own House or its characters.
House wasn't shocked by the number of stories that had Wilson acting like a girl. Wilson, though, was horrified. He was a full fledged female in some stories. Wilson didn't approve. House laughed at one of the Wilson stories.
Wilson had embarrassed himself while he was drunk. He was portrayed walking around the street and dancing naked. There were tons of stories where he got drunk and did something horrific.
"I do not act like that when I am drunk!" Wilson protested.
"Actually you do." House smirked. "You were just too drunk to remember, but I remember. I even recorded you just in case I need to blackmail you. Do you wanna watch?"
"No! You better delete that video!"
"Not going to happen."
"If you don't, I'm going to get a salad for lunch for the next few weeks. Have fun stealing that."
"Okay, fine! But I won't promise not to record you acting like an idiot again."
"House, you better not-"
House smiled slyly, "Who's gonna stop me?"
Wilson looked around with a look pleading for help. Cuddy took the bait.
"If you don't leave Wilson alone, then I'm assigning you with a week of straight clinic duty. No breaks." Cuddy said.
"But mom!"
Cuddy gave him a displeased look.
"Fine, I'll be a good boy!"
"Good."
"Let's make fun of you now!" Chase said.
House smiled, "I bet all my stories are completely awesome and not embarrassing! At least, I hope so."
Author's Note: Did you enjoy the chapter? I hope you did! Please review and no flames.