Not Really Talking To Filthy Rich
The next day, Sunset Shimmer woke up to start her new day. As usual, she got her breakfast and walked outside her home. But what happened at once wasn't what she was planning on doing today.
"Hello, mare!" a male Earth Pony said, approaching her suddenly. "Whoa!" Sunset Shimmer exclaimed, "Where the unicorns did you come from?" "I came from everywhere!" the stallion said, "Oh, and my name is Filthy Rich." "Filthy Rich?" Sunset Shimmer repeated. "Why yes," the pony, name Filthy Rich said, "Here's my card." Sunset Shimmer used her magic to hold the card. "I see," she said.
"Well," Filthy Rich said, "Care to do business with me today?" "What?" Sunset Shimmer exclaimed. "Ok, come with me!" Filthy Rich said, taking Sunset Shimmer with her. Soon, they arrived at a fancy pony party. "Here we are," Filthy Rich said.
"What?" Sunset Shimmer thought to herself, "This isn't what I had in mind today!" "Well," said Filthy Rich, "I need help setting things out for the party. It has to be spic and span." "Why did he say that?" Sunset Shimmer thought.
"Come on," Filthy Rich told Sunset Shimmer, "The party isn't getting ready itself." "Oh, fine," Sunset Shimmer groaned.
And within a few minutes, Sunset Shimmer got the fancy pony party ready, even though Filthy Rich told her what to do every time. Sunset Shimmer did not enjoy one minute of this. "All perfect," Filthy Rich said. "Yeah," Sunset Shimmer agreed, "All fancy for the likes of you."
"Ok, mare," Filthy Rich said to Sunset Shimmer, "Please get me something to drink." "Ok," Sunset Shimmer replied. And she did. Sunset Shimmer got a drink for Filthy Rich. "Here you go," Sunset Shimmer said to Filthy Rich, giving him the drink.
"Why thank you, mare," Filthy Rich replied. "That will teach him," Sunset Shimmer said to herself. What Sunset Shimmer did was put in some knockout drops in Filthy Rich's drink. Without knowing this, Filthy Rich sipped his drink.
"Oh," Filthy Rich said, "Uh, mare. Perhaps this would be the chance for you to know all the things of upper class ponies. And therefore, I will be your teacher on that." Sunset Shimmer just groaned. "And mare," Filthy Rich went on, "I shall-"
But before Filthy Rich could say anymore, he stopped, and fell asleep like a baby. That's when Sunset Shimmer decided it was time for her to leave and find something better to do.
"That isn't what I had in mind!" Sunset Shimmer said, "I've wasted hours with their stupid fancy pony party! I am going to find something else to do now! Oh, and just in case you'd never knew, my name is Sunset Shimmer! Not just a mare!" And Sunset Shimmer ran off.
Of course, Filthy Rich continued sleeping for the rest of the day. Minutes later, the fancy ponies from Canterlot and Manehatten did arrive at the party. And they noticed a sleeping Filthy Rich. "What a baby," a fancy pony said. "Yeah," Jet Set said. "I agree," said Upper Crust, "How unorganized!"