Star allies group chat
edgelord
WHY IN NOVAS NAME IS HE HERE?!?
rock 'n' roll
well he did save my soul from Morpho knight
triple D
YOU FOUGHT MORPHO KNIGHT?!?!
rock 'n' roll
yup and won!
edgelord
THAT DOESN'T MATTER!
Galacta knight
I'm pretty sure it does
oh wait a minute
Galacta knight changed their name to Aeon hero
Aeon hero
much better
edgelord
HOW ARE YOU A HERO?!?
Aeon hero
because I sealed Void FUCKING termina that's how
speaking of which who killed them
Kirby
I did :(
Aeon hero
good job kid
Kirby
:)
edgelord
NO I WILL NOT ACCEPT THIS!
rock 'n' roll
well you're gonna have to
edgelord
NO FIGHT ME!
@eggboy get the lor I'm kicking his ass and sealing him back up
Eggboy
just don't hurt me I'm the messenger
Aeon hero
very well
An hour later
Star allies group chat
tuff
YOU DIDN'T TELL ME OTHER META KNIGHT HAD WINGS
tiff
even though they didn't help much in the fight
chaos gremlin
what did he lose?
edgierlord
lose is an understatement
rock 'n' roll
HE GOT CRUSHED!!!
HE COULDN'T LAND A SINGLE HIT!
chaos gremlin
HAHAHAHA
triple D
is meta knight still breathing cause I like having a husband
rock 'n' roll
yea he's just out like a light after Galacta knight slammed his face into the dirt
he's In the lor starcutter Recovering
triple D
well that's a relief
Aeon hero
well glad the rust from being sealed is gone.
rock 'n' roll
well that's good
Aeon hero
also Lincoln quick question how do you feel about shields that are also buzz saws?
rock 'n' roll
I'm listening
ice ice baby
are you planning on giving my son a buzz saw!!?
Aeon hero
maybe
ice ice baby
make sure he knows how to use it
Aeon hero
but of course
rock 'n' roll
my mom's are so cool
first one lets me have a buzz saw shield
and then the other gives me a copy of her business suit!
(image id: Lincoln is sitting in a copy of Susie's business suit except it is orange and black.)
I'm the boss
only the best for my boy!
tuff
YOU HAVE A ROBOT SUIT?!?
SO COOL!
the rat in the hat
hey kid do you not know how turn off caps?
tuff
I DO
I JUST LIKE THEM
the rat in the hat
I see
tiff
WHY IS LINCOLN IN A ROBOT SUIT?!?
rock 'n' roll
gift from ma
tiff
WHAT KIND OF GIFT IS THAT?!??
rock 'n' roll
the best kind of gift
An hour later
Star allies group chat
edgelord
I'm back
chaos gremlin
so meta how did the dirt taste?
edgelord
shut up before i stab you
Aeon hero
ahem
edgelord
quiet you
Aeon hero
I don't think you should be talking to the most powerful warrior in the universe like that
edgelord
no you're not I am
Aeon hero
not because you lost to me
edgelord
I-
Eggboy
HOLY SHIT YOU BROKE HIM
HES JUST STARING AT HIS PHONE
(image ID: meta knight just staring at his phone in the lor starcutter.)
chaos gremlin
HAHAHAHA
rock 'n' roll
HE LOOKS SO DEFEATED
HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE SAID NO TO HIM GETTING A TOY!
Kirby
aww meta knight don't cry.
edgelord
I am not crying
Aeon hero
sure keep telling yourself that
edgelord
you motherfucker
Kirby
language!
Aeon hero
yea listen to him
edgelord
I'm so done with everything
Aeon hero
living up to your name huh?
edgelord
THATS IT
Another hour later
Star allies group chat
Rock 'n' roll
so you slammed his face into the ground again?
Aeon hero
well he did try and stab me
so he eats the dirt again
Rock 'n' roll
fair enough
edgierlord
so meta knight ate dirt again?
rock 'n' roll
yup
edgierlord
sweet
rock 'n' roll
actually I have a question
how did you two end up with those usernames?
edgierlord
we lost a bet
rock 'n' roll
what was the bet?
edgierlord
to not fight for a day
it lasted about five minutes
then someone had to pick us new names
rock 'n' roll
let me guess Marx?
edgier lord
actually it was your mother
rock 'n' roll
which one?
edgierlord
yes.
An hour later
Star allies group chat
edgelord
and I'm back
edgierlord
you are just a sucker for punishment aren't you?
edgelord
I will stab you
edgierlord
if you do daroach will bomb the halberd
and plus I'm with Galacta knight
edgelord
I would like to see him try
the rat in the hat
actually I already stole it
(image ID: daroach is in the cockpit of the halberd he is throwing up a peace sign)
edgelord
WHAT?!!?
the rat in the hat
hopefully this gets Galacta knight a break
crystal shards
dad are you sure this wont get you killed?
the rat in the hat
trust me it won't
Thirty minutes later
Star allies group chat
edgelord
@theratinthehat you motherfucker
the rat in the hat
I'm surprised you didn't notice sooner
edgelord
you fucking edit the image
the rat in the hat
yup
just took a picture of us in the halberd and edited everyone but me out of it
edgelord
I'm going to stab you
Kirby
uh guys?
(image ID: Morpho knight hovering above in a metal room)
HE JUST ABSORBED FECTO ELFILS
Rock 'n' roll
OH SHIT
Bandee
that's not good!
Thirty minutes later
Star allies group chat
Kirby
its ok I got them
rock 'n' roll
well that's a relief
kirby
I also copied their armour set
rock 'n' roll
OH SHIT
And that's that
next chapter will have Lincoln going back to earth for school and conversations will be had
also Galacta knight is definitely the cool uncle no doubt about that
anyway see you next time