-AN-

My mind is kinda baked on my main stories right now and I needed a fun little one shot to get me moving again. I'm saying it now, there'll be lemon and explicit content here. You've been warned. This is meant to be a non serious crack story, just for fun. Most likely won't go anywhere unless I get inspired by it.

-Story Start-

Naruto had been with no one else but a crusty old man for the last 3 years, and honestly had been enjoying these last few months back in the Village Hidden in the Leaves. Training with Sakura and Sai with Kakashi sensei and Yamato taicho was fun and hanging out with the rest of the rookies was relaxing. Anything was honestly better than going to sleep to the heavily snoring Jiraiya not far from him. Old bastard could wake the dead if he wanted.

That said he was caught off guard the day before. The group had gotten together and invited him out for a party and get together. It was exciting for him since he couldn't remember a time when he had ever been invited out with his friends. That in mind as he finished getting dressed, he wanted to enjoy things as much as possible. Hearing a knock at his door, he walks through his cleaned apartment to find Sakura and Kakashi waiting for him. Grinning, he greets them.

"What's up guys, time to go?"

Sakura has her hands on her hips, "Yeah, glad to see you're ready to go at the least." Smiling, she backs up as Naruto comes out and locks the door behind him. Kakashi leads the way as they angle for the restaurant that the other rookies had chosen. Sakura couldn't help but poke at the boy a bit, "It's nice to see you've become a bit more responsible after your trip."

Naruto shrugged as he walked with his hands locked behind his head, "It was either be responsible or leave everything to pervy-sage." Naruto shuddered, "Trust me, no one wants that."

Kakashi looks back at the teen, noting that they were nearly the same height now, "It couldn't have been that bad. Jiraiya-sama is a legendary ninja and a great sensei." He had trained the fourth after all.

Naruto nodded, "True, he was pretty good at teaching things. He even tried to teach me genjustu, though that one was a dud."

That peaks Sakura's interest, knowing her friend's lack of ability with the techniques. "How was it a dud?"

"You know me." Naruto waved her off, "I've got no talent for genjutsu. It didn't do anything."

Sakura however doesn't like the idea of something not working for no reason. He was presenting her with a puzzle to figure out, "Well what was it supposed to do?"

"Well uh." Suddenly very unsure as the pervert had started the genjustu training after mentioning his sexy jutsu. Might as well explain all of it though, "Well, Pervy Sage was always interested in my sexy jutsu. I thought it was just because he was a pervert, but apparently he says it's actually a really complicated technique. He says that I unintentionally added a genjustu layer over myself when I do it, and if I could isolate the genjutsu it would help me out a ton during espionage missions."

A twitch having built over her brow, the pinkette does her best to not smash the boy into the ground. It was his teacher after all that was interested in it, not him. "Well, if you can do the genjutsu part with that trashy technique, surely you can do it without it. I'm sure there's something minor that's keeping you from doing whatever this new technique Jiraiya-sama tried to teach you."

Naruto shrugged, "I guess. It was only supposed to make me appear more, normal, he said." Seeing Sakura and Kakashi shrugging with him, as what the hell did looking more normal mean? "I could try it out now, maybe you can see what I'm doing wrong?" Seeing them both nod, Naruto performs a string of hand seals before tapping a hand to his chest. When nothing happens and neither of his teammates notice a change, Naruto sighs. "That's pretty much what happened last time. Just does nothing."

Kakashi sees that Naruto is a bit down and tries to encourage him, "Don't worry so much Naruto. Remember, training is constant effort. It's not like you performed the rasengan right away. Constant practice is key."

Weighing what his sensei was saying, Naruto eventually nods, "Sure thing Kakashi-sensei. I know you're right. Just a little bummed ya know? I finally had something new and it doesn't do anything." Psyching himself up for the upcoming party, Naruto doesn't notice Sakura going unnaturally quiet as she watches him. She has a thoughtful look on her face, but won't say a word.

Within minutes they make it to the restaurant where Kakashi ushers them inside. They are almost immediately assaulted with noise as the rest of the Konoha rookie teams and their sensei greet them chaotically. Kakashi peels off to go greet Gai, Asuma, and Kurenai, while Naruto bumps fists with Kiba. Sakura migrates over towards Ino, slowly becoming her more animated self.

"Yo Naruto, long time no see, and look, you aren't such a shorty anymore." Laughing long and loud, Kiba cuffs Naruto on the shoulder while Naruto returns it.

Choji is already coming forward, offering a plate to the boy, "Come on and sit, we got food and drink to feed everyone."

Shikamaru just sighs as Naruto is pulled towards their table, "Enough to feed an army really." Locking eyes with the blonde, Shikamaru nods his way, "It's good to have you back Naruto."

Naruto beams and nods, accepting a clear drink from the cute ponytailed waitress, "It's good to be back." Taking a deep drink and liking the fruity beverage he looks up to the green eyed girl, "Thanks, this is really good." seeing her smile and bow lightly to him, he sets about eating and joking with the others. Behind him Hinata is her usual blushing mess while Ino sits next to her and teases her a bit, egging her own to say something. Tenten tries to get the rowdy blonde to calm down a bit while Ino refuses.

"She needs a push, or it'll never happen. You know that boy is denser than rock."

Hinata shakes her head, "Naruto is just, focused is all. I don't want to be in the way."

Ino rolls her eyes, "Oh come ooooon Hinata. You can't have that banging body and be this shy. It's just not fair!"

Sakura has a finger to her lips, shushing Ino for all she was worth, "Could you say that any louder In pig?"

"What was that forehead?"

"You heard me pretty boy chaser."

"You're just mad I'm a local star."

"Of a porno maybe."

"Hey!"

At a separate table away from the booths containing their teams, the sensei group is laughing and watching their trainees with mirth in their eyes. Asuma is however noticing the pretty waitress is paying an alwful lot of attention to Naruto. "Should we warn him?"

Kakashi shakes his head, "It's a right of passage for all of us. Either he'll pick up on it on his own or not."

Kurenai rolls her eyes, "Or you could teach the boy properly." Kurenai watches as the waitress brings a new full glass to the recently arrived boy, "That's not water, is it?"

Asuma turns to look a bit closer and shakes his head, "Nope. Huh. He can really put it back. But I guess he did travel with Jiraiya-sama for three years."

"That is no way to raise one of your students." Kurenai is offended at the notion that a sensei would induct their charge into heavy drinking. Sannin indeed.

Kakashi however just smiled and turns away, "This to is a rite of passage. He'll be alright."

Gai however watches the groups, "Ah much like my Lee. We all must make our mistakes." That grabs everyone's attention, making sure Lee is far away from alcohol of any kind. Seeing the boy not drinking anything, they sigh with reliefe. They didn't want to pay for rebuilding a restaurant, again.

Kurenai however is still watching Naruto as he jokes and describes something he had done with excessive hand motions, "If you're not careful he's going to black out." She was also noticing that all of the girls of the group couldn't seem to tear their eyes away from the boy. How odd. She knew Hinata had a crush on him, but the others? Well, maybe it would push her charge to actually do something with her feelings. Hopefully.

Naruto himself decided that today was a great day. He was with his friends, the food was good, and there wasn't anything crazy to worry about. At least Neji seemed to be in a better mood these days and Bushy brows was as crazy as ever. Heh. Life back home was good. Why was it getting so hot in here though?

-b-

Groggy, sore, naked. Naruto couldn't remember ever waking up feeling like this. Sure he had gone to bed with chakra exhaustion a few times, but the kyuubi usually had him up and ready to go just fine in the morning. Taking stock of himself, he realized with a start that most of his soreness was in his core and crotch. And he was sticky, not just with sweat either. Just what the hell happened last night? In fact. Why couldn't he remember last night at all?

With a start, he realized he had extra arms and legs.

No, that wasn't right. There were two more bodies in his bed. The early morning light did at least show him that it was his room that he was in. Looking slowly to his left, he spies the long indigo hair of Hinata. She was as naked as he was, large and soft breasts pressed into his side as she used his arm as a pillow. One creamy leg was draped over his own, making sure he couldn't move. Well, this had to be a dream now. Because there was no way HInata was actually in his bed. So, knowing how this particular dream usually went, that probably meant either that scary snake lady was on his other side, or Tsunade. Sue him, he was a boob guy. That said, turning and finding the blonde Ino laying there, hair down and out behind her, just as naked and mirroring Hinata's position. Huh, she wasn't that far behind Hinata in the boob department Naruto figured. Though she was a bit more slender than Hinata was. Naruto decided that he must have died. Yes. That was it. He died and this was heaven and-

Ino shifted in her sleep, a smooth leg rubbing agaist his own and waking him up completely. This included his very abused and sore dick, which attempted to rise to the occasion. Naruto looked at it in betrayal, 'No no no, go back to sleep, this is not go time!' This however meant he could not panic. He couldn't because if this was real life, then when they woke up he was promptly going to die. Ino would kill him, or, worse, Hinata's father would torture him and then kill him. Shit.

Hinata snuggled deeper into him, a hand gripping his chest a bit, "Mmmm, just a bit more Naruto-kun, then another round." Talking in her sleep, Naruto couldn't deny the smile that graced her face. She was really beautiful when she smiled. And her shifting let him feel her nipples poke his-

'New thoughts, new thoughts!' Naruto tried and failed to beat back his arousal, his little friend now pointing towards the ceiling like a spear marking his soon to be gravesite. Well, oh well. Naruto finally relaxed back and just accepted it. He was going to either get the shit kicked out of him or die. Might as well enjoy it while he could. It was easy and almost a practiced motion that his left arm came around to pull Hinata further into him. On his right however Ino is finally starting to wake, a thin beam of light beginning to hit her in the face. Groaning and face screwing up cutely, said jade eyed girl slowly sits up while using his chest to push on. Sheet spilling off of her frame and pooling around her waist, she rubs the sleep from her eyes before she catches him watching her. Naruto could admit that she was a beautiful girl, thin but in a fit way. The calculating look in her eyes was probably the precusor to whatever horrible thing she was about to do to him, and he could only smile and just accept it. Neji was right. One couldn't fight fate.

Ino eventually smiles brightly, leaning down to to kiss Naruto passionately while a hand on his chest holds herself up. Again rolling with the punches, Naruto doesn't balk at the tongue that presses and twists against his own. A solid minute of them making out with her laying half on top of him, eventually she pulls back with a smirk. "Mmmm, goodmorning."

Naruto nods dumbly, "Mornin' Ino-chan."

Kissing him lightly one last time, and pressing her chest into his for a moment to enjoy the contact, she eventually pulls away with another smile, "Mmm, someone's happy to see me alright. And while I would loooove to go again, I've gotta meet up with my team kay?" She pauses to kiss him softly one last time. "Thank you…you take it easy okay, and call me again for another round if you ever get in the mood. Kay?" Winking at him, she drags herself slowly out of bed. Standing there naked, she feels him watching her with wonder and turns back to him slightly. Grinning, she strikes a pose and bounces in place. "I'll be around Naruto." And then she was gone, hips swaying as she heads for the bathroom. After a few minutes he can hear the shower going and Naruto decides this was officially the oddest but most amazing way he had ever woken up. He still wasn't sure if this was real and decided it was completely possible he was under a genjutsu. Feeling Hinata beginning to shift, he turns to face her as well. Just what did he do last night?

Much slower to wake herself, Hinata eventually opens her eyes with a few blinks to clear her sleepiness away. Locking eyes with the blonde boy, Hinata smiles and blushes though not as heavily as she normally would. Leaning up, she kisses him softly before pulling back. "Good morning."

Naruto slowly nods again, "Good morning…" What was with his luck?

Feeling playful, Hinata rolls herself on top of her lover, resting herself on his hips while her chest dragged against his, "Mmm, is it early enough? Maybe we can have another go before I have to go?" Here her hips rolled against his and Naruto could not ignore the wetness that slid against his length. Well shit. Not a dream, not a genjutsu, not dead. No no, definitely not dead. Feeling himself slide into a hot and very tight space, Naruto and Hinata shuddered together. "Hinata-chan…"

Hinata smiled and locked lips with the boy, slowly rocking her hips back and forth. "Just…just once more, just in case." It had been like a dream come true for the young woman. And she didn't want it to end yet. No, she never wanted this to end.

Naruto couldn't help but laugh at the adsurdity of it all as Hinata leaned back from their kiss. "I'm, I'm not going anywhere." At least he was sure he wasn't. he'd probably have more confidence if he could remember just what he had done last night to get to this point. Again deciding to just enjoy the moments as they came, he reached up to caress the girl grinding on his cock, hands coming up to cup her breasts and play with her nipples. "I'm right here."

Hinata nodded her head quickly, hair swaying as she leaned back and braced herself with her hands on his legs. Her hips wouldn't stop rocking and his hands playing with her nipples and tits felt heavenly. She was still worked up a bit from last night, so the coil of pressure was already building up in her core. "Naruto! Naruto! Naruto! Naruto!" She'd scream for him over and over. Everyday. She didn't care who heard. She had been accepted by the person she loved. Life was beautiful and perfect right now.

Naruto was rolling with it, beginning to thrust upwards into the woman while enjoying the view. Oh he knew Jiraiya would kill to see this right now. Feeling himself beginning to tingle and become more sensitive as time went on, he idly realized he couldn't hear the shower from the bath anymore.

Hinata can feel that she's almost there, just a little more and she'd climax again. She couldn't believe she still had it in her, Naruto had coaxed more than a few out of them both last night. She squeaks as another set of hands embrace her from behind, and another voice joins her own moaning and panting.

Ino smirks as she begins to play with Hinata's clit and holds the girl's stomach, "Naughty Naughty Hinata. I thought we promised not to get ahead of each other."

Hinata shook her head, "I-I couldn't, couldn't help it!" He was spreading her open so wide and reaching so deep. Her eyes were beginning to roll up into her head and a silly grin was spreading on her face.

Ino noticed that and whispered into her ear to help her along, "You better cum for him, or we'll all be here all day. Just imagine, he's going to fill you up any second."

That did it, Hinata's body set to trembling and shaking as a climax washed over her. Losing all strength and relying on Ino to hold her up, she is rewarded by a fresh spurt of Naruto's cum as he did in fact climax with her. Moaning long and loud, Hinata decides she can never give this up under any circumstances.

Looking over the other girl's shoulder and smiling at the other blonde, Ino grins, "Just couldn't help but have another taste huh?"

Naruto pants and catches his breath, "Guess not." Still no closer to remembering anything, Naruto continued to just roll with it. He'd get answers, eventually. Maybe.

Ino however just shook her head as she pulled Hinata up and watched the pool of cum that dribbled out of her. "I'll get her into the bath. I'm pretty sure you mentioned something about having to get to the Hokage's office last night. So you should do that." Ino again winked at him and helped a delirious Hinata to the bathroom.

Left alone, Naruto decided that whatever had happened to him it was the best thing to ever happen in his life. Laying there, sexually spent and penis still raging hard, Naruto couldn't think of anything negative at the moment. Even having to clean this up later couldn't bother him.

'I had sex with Hinata and most likely Ino! Thank you Kami!'

-b-

Naruto had done as he was told, getting cleaned up and making his way out of his apartment via the window and heading towards the Hokage tower. Deciding to drop to the street and walk, he needed to give himself some time to think. He had no clue where his jacket was, though he had caught a glimpse of a long white battle coat with red flames on it draped over his kitchen counter. He had no clue who that belonged to, but he'd figure it out later. Scratching at his chain-mail shirt and figuring he could get a replacement jacket if they had to go on a mission, he idly noticed things seemed different. He was already worried because he couldn't remember anything from about halfway through the party. He had felt hot, Lee had challenged him to something, Neji had said it was a horrible idea and then…nothing.

'Well that can't be good.'

At the least his healing factor was kicking in. His body wasn't as sore as earlier and he was feeling much more awake. He'd have to get lunch after this meeting though, the sun telling him it was closer to lunch than breakfast at this point. Hopefully he wasn't late. He begins to notice however that several villagers are looking at him differently. Not like the looks he got during his childhood. No. More like. Well, the men seemed, not angry. Some mix of irritation and pride? Huh. Several women that passed him were sent into giggles and blushing, not that he could figure out why. Looking down he made sure that he was wearing pants and everything was in order. His fly wasn't down. Hmm, a weird mystery he supposed. Deciding to speed up a bit, he makes a break for the tower without full on sprinting. Some of those women were reminding him of Choji when he eyed a new rack of bbq.

He made good time, entering the tower to little morning traffic and ascending the stairs with ease, body now fully healed. Now if only the fox could help him with his memories. His first stop however as he reaches the Hokage's level is the desk of a happy and smiling Shizune. Seeing the boy come in, she's up and bounding around her desk, hugging him tightly. "Good morning Naruto-kun!"

"Uh, good morning Shizune-nee-chan. What's up?" This was a little more normal, though a bit more energetic from the normally shy woman.

"Oh nothing to crazy, how are you feeling?" Stepping back the woman is watching him again with an odd look. Clearly happy though, so that was a plus.

"I'm…I'm good. Things are just weird today is all." He didn't want to bring up Ino and Hinata here. Or his lack of memory. "I'll figure it out."

Shizune giggled and waved him into the office, "I think you'll get your answers soon enough."

Walking towards the door with Shizune, Naruto couldn't help but be a little weirded out. As she opened the door and let him in, he could only look back once as she still smiled brightly at him and winked once. 'Oh Kami please tell me I didn't have sex with Shizune. Please Please Please.' She was gorgeous sure, but she was like a big sister to him. It'd be like having sex with Ayame-nee. In front of him and drawing his attention stood the new Team Seven and Tsunade. In the middle of the room was a single chair, which had the hair on the back of his neck rising instantly. "Uh, hey, everyone."

Tsunade was all smiles however, motioning to the chair, "Have a seat Naruto, we need to have a talk." Hand out and weaponless, at least Naruto could hope he wasn't about to die. "You're not the one in trouble."

Naruto nods, coming forward and sitting down calmly as the rest of the team stood behind him. Why was Sakura so red? Was she sick? "Uh I hope not. What's up?"

Tsunade sits in her own chair and pulls out a bright red file, "What do you remember after the party?"

Well that set off all kinds of alarms in his head, "Uh…I don't remember much from yesterday actually. I think I blacked out. Must have gotten alcohol somehow I think." He hadn't drank at all with the pervert during their trip, so he didn't think he could be blamed for not recognizing it. He however didn't miss everyone in the room flinching when he mentioned it. That could not be good.

"Yesterday?" Tsunade looks at him with a raised eyebrow. Sighing and relaxing back for a moment, Tsunade watches the ceiling. "The party was actually two days ago Naruto."

Naruto nods slowly, "Oh, so I slept for two days straight? I guess that makes since, I've never had saki before. Did I miss a mission while I was out?" That had him breathing a sigh of relief. He must have made a fool of himself and that's why everyone was looking at him oddly. "Wait, two whole days?"

"Yes Naruto, two days." Tsunade shakes her head, leaning forward again and opening the rather full file folder. "And You did not sleep for two days straight."

'Warning asshole, you're about to get hit with consequences!' Naruto's mind screamed at him as he realized something bad must have happened. His morning flashed though his thoughts. A naked and sweating Hinata in his lap, Ino smiling at him with hooded eyes are she helped bring Hinata to climax. Nope. Things were good. Things were perfect. "So uh, what did I do for two days?"

It is Kakashi who breaks first with a chuckle, "What didn't you do?"

Tsunade levels a glare at the jonin before reaching down and dragging a bound and gagged Jiraiya from behind her desk. That he was purple and blue from an obvious beating worried Naruto a bit, but it led to him believing he could probably blame the Sage for whatever happened to him. "Did you experiment at all with a genjutsu that this old pervert taught you?"

"Uh yeah, just before the party." Naruto had no problem admitting that. Anything to not get the shit beaten out of him. "It doesn't do anything though."

Tsunade shakes her head slowly, "It does actually. This old toad lied to you. That technique works perfectly for what it's meant to do." Seeing his confusion, she knew she'd have to lay it all out. "Short version, the genjutsu lays a small field of attraction around the user, that being you. It's strength is related to how much chakra you put into the seal you place on yourself."

Naruto nods along, things making sense so far, "But I didn't put any chakra into a seal."

Pointing back towards her younger apprentice, Naruto is met with the sight of a panting and flushed Sakura, arms crossed under her modest bust and eyes locked fully on him. No one was within 3 feet of her, coincidentally. "Funny, because I don't remember Sakura having the hots for you like this before." They had tried breaking her out of it as well when they realized what was going on. Fortunately Sakura could control herself and not jump Naruto at the drop of a hat. Unfortunately any man other than Naruto nearly got launched into orbit if they got to close to her. Pity for Sasuke if he decided to show up. "The real problem started when the alcohol hit you. You started slowly putting out more and more chakra. Eventually settling on about a Kage's worth."

It clicked for Naruto then, "Which then fed into the seal."

"Bingo." Tsunade pointed at him with a grin, before she patted the open folder before her. "I must say, the event really did have some, interesting, results." She locks eyes with the boy again, "You sure you don't remember anything?"

Naruto shook his head, "Not a thing." Though he was certainly trying. Just what had gone on?

"Well, I've got a bit of a list here. From eye witness accounts, Anbu reports, guard reports, and uh, testimonials." Tsunade watches the boy and sees that indeed there's nothing but a growing look of horror upon his face. "Starting with the party, it's pretty tame. You propositioned Hinata and Ino, who eventually left the establishment with you. That apparently led to a rampage through the red light district, where you picked up Anko along the way causing minor damage to some of the seedier businesses. From there the three of you left and ended up vandalizing the Hokage monument again." Tsunade paused to point a finger at Naruto, "You apparently have a mean streak and had some feelings to work out towards the third because not only did you mainly focus on his head, you were found by a genin squad having sex with Anko, Ino and Hinata. By the time the team were able to request Anbu backup you were long gone."

Yamato chimed in as Tsunade paused to flip through her notes, "Yeah uh, I got called in. One of the genin described it as the hottest thing he had ever seen in his life. Apparently."

Naruto was slowly shaking his head, 'No way. I had sex with Anko too? And I CAN'T FUCKING REMEMBER!?' "Okay, okay, no biggy, things could still work out. Yes yes, this wasn't so bad."

Tsunade nodded as she reached the next incident. "From there, we think the timeline goes that you four made it to the bathhouse. Where you all snuck in, got caught, somehow convinced several women to join in and created enough clones to bring several noise complaints. Once again, by the time Anbu showed up, from time of first complain it was roughly half an hour. You were able to get away though now you were joined by Tenten and Yugao." Tsunade's eyebrows were firmly into her hairline, "You charmed one of my Anbu, huh."

Yamato chimed in again, "She has been rather down lately, maybe you were just the pick me up she needed?" Yeah, that wasn't helping Naruto's mental state at all right now.

Tsunade continued on, ignoring the former Anbu member, "Let's see, a path of rage and terror through the streets. An odd focus on a rival weapon shop, Tenten's influence most likely, oh, here's the big one. You apparently all broke into the academy. Where it was found that several of the teachers' desks were vandalized or destroyed from, sexual activities. There's currently a cleaning mission and the academy will be shut down for a few days." Tsunade looks up to Naruto again, "You're the local hero of the school children, Konohamaru also wants to personally thank you."

Naruto nodded, "I'll uh, go find him I guess."

The Hokage was finding that she was having too much fun with this. "From there you apparently hit a bakery and stole every cinnamon roll you could find before retreating out beyond the walls while avoiding patrols. Probably Yugao's help there. Eventually after thorough searching we found where you ended up. The Anbu reported that they found you and several dozen clones actively having an orgy with the various women you had with you. Not all of your clones were male either. Apparently Tenten and Ino are, hmmm, curious, to say the least." She'd have to file that knowledge away for later. "One Anbu noted that yourself and Hinata where taking turns eating the sticky treats you had stolen off of each other and the other girls. I think it was here that Yamato eventually caught up to you."

Yamato nodded, stepping forward as Tsunade held out a hand to him, "Yes we um. My temp squad came upon the scene and I immediately set about using my wood release in an attempt to capture Naruto."

Here Naruto was hopeful, maybe they had stopped him and he had just been sleeping it off for one day max? No. Cause then why would he only wake up with Hinata and Ino then? Why not in a cell? "What did I do?"

"To quote you after I wrapped you up in my technique. You gave me the finger and said 'the only wood release we need is my cock' before several of your clones suicided and covered the area in smoke." Here Yamato shrugged and tried hard to ignore the giggles from Sakura, Kakashi and Tsunade. Jiraiya was outright laughing through his gag, "When the smoke cleared you were gone."

Tsunade nodded, "Yes, the rest of the patrols reported that several clones took the various girls to their homes. Though you, the real you, took Hinata home personally. We haven't gotten a full report from the Hyuuga yet. But several eyewitnesses claimed they saw you sprinting away in just your pants, though they were undone, with an angry Hiashi covered in orange paint chasing after you. From there the reports of you get foggy. Some say they saw you later on with a new jacket, a perfect replica of the fourth's, while some said they saw you swinging a bright red sword around screaming about Habeneros. We can confirm for sure however that you left the village again. Somehow properly leaving information with the gate guards without being caught."

Kakashi chimes in this time, "Those chunin claim you are their personal hero and that they worship you forever, by the way."

Naruto was now holding his head in his hands, leaning forward between his knees. This just could not get worse. How could this possibly get worse? Hinata's dad was pissed off with him? He was sure Ino's dad wouldn't be far behind. Oh shit, and what about the others?

Tsunade just smiled at the little shits anguish, serves him right, "In the middle of the next day the guards claim they saw you run back into the village carrying a laughing and cheering woman who looking suspiciously like Yukie Fujikaze. Reports state you both holed up in a rather ritzy hotel room for the majority of the day where several Leaf kunoichi and one Suna kunoichi would be found sneaking in not to be seen until hours later. Some with a very noticeable limp though all seemed very happy." Here she just smiles and looks at his shaking head, "You don't remember any of this? None at all?"

It was a pale Naruto who answered her, "Not a bit."

Humming Tsunade grinned, "So I suppose you don't remember showing up, bare chested in the fourth's jacket to fawn all over Shizune and tell her she was the best big sister ever and that she deserved all the love and Kakashi might have a crush on her?" Even she could hear the squeal from Shizune outside. Kakashi had the decency to cough. "Afterwards you don't remember tracking me down and attempting to woo me? For no other reason than you said and quote 'You most of all deserve some real love?' Don't remember that?"

Before Naruto can answer it is Sai who butts in finally, "Was he successful in that endeavor?" He never saw the pen that smashed into his forehead, unconscious before he hit the floor. A serenely smiling Tsunade just sat as if she hadn't moved while on the floor Jiraiya was stuck between extreme pride in his student and an unyeilding rage he couldn't quite place. He settled on just mindlessly screaming into his gag.

"It was then later, when you were picked up again on the head of the fourth, having loud group sex with an identified Yukie, Hinata, and someone calling herself Sasame. Anbu stayed back this time, noting that all of the girls were talking about the clan restoration act, reviving the great Uzumaki clan, and 'being pumped so full of cum they'd never be able to walk straight' direct quote. They eventually did try to capture you again, only for you to escape by heavy use of clones and your sexy jutsu. You drop off the map again for a while before you're found alone in the middle of town by Kiba, Shikamaru and of all people Ebisu."

"Oh shit…" Naruto could guess how that went.

"Indeed. You weren't the aggressor however, though you did destroy several businesses, a bridge, an entire training ground and a cart full of cabbages. You do leave all of your attackers beaten and in the dirt. Then to celebrate, you proposition Temari in front of her visiting brothers, where she accepts and you run off with her in your arms while using clones to distract said brothers. From there details get hazy again, though there are more than a few noise complaints from your apartment block that are still coming in from last night." Tsunade grins, "None of that rings a bell?" Oh this was just to fun.

Naruto says no, except that he's pulled into his seal by the kyuubi. Grinning, the monster smiles at him. 'Actually I'm going to give you all of your memories back.'

'Why didn't you do that sooner you old fox!'

'Wanted to see you sweat, little ningen.'

'You utter bastard!' Getting hit with all of it, Naruto is left trembling as he relieves everything that he did within the last 48 hours. Well shit. And wait, he and Tsunade? Tsunade on her back dressed in nothing but the fourth's battle cloak and…Oh…OH. Well that was a memory he was going to cherish for fucking ever. He looked up cautiously towards the smiling Hokage. "Uh, the Fox actually just kind of gave me a memory dump…"

Smirking again, Tsunade waves a hand away, "Beyond that, because this was all caused by your teacher, you aren't in any real trouble in the end, though you will be on your own concerning all of the women you had apparently hit on and or bedded." Here a mirthful smile graced her face, "You might want to remove the genjutsu seal asap."

Naruto shakes his head quickly, "I don't know how to." He turns to look at his team for help and loses hope immediately. Kakashi is distracted, Shizune and him chatting away while Sai is still knocked out and Yamato is poking him to try and wake him. That leaves Sakura, who Naruto realized hadn't been mentioned once in all of his escapades. In fact, he didn't remember her at all from the last two days. Shit.

Sakura has had enough. Apparently the lecture was over and he had some memories of everything that happened. That was enough. She leaps for him, grabbing him and making off with him out of the window, Tsunade's cackles following them on the air.

"What's wrong Sakura-chan? I didn't do anything to you right? You can't be angry with me right?" This was it, this was how he was going to die. He had experienced two days of pure bliss and chaos and now his partner was going to kill him.

Sakura had deposited him on a rooftop, straddling his hips as she pants heavily. Without a word and frantic eyes she rips her shirt open to expose her modest breasts to him, "Two whole fucking days. Two days of you banging anyone and everyone else you came across, and not once did you come find me?" Here she leaned down, a crazed look in her eyes, "It's not fair."

"I was black out drunk and wasn't really in control and-" Naruto paused. There was something wrong here. Did Sakura. Was Sakura upset because he didn't molest her? No. No way.

Sakura however is done waiting and grabs his hands to place them against her tits as she starts to rock her hips into his, "You and me are gonna do it like rabbits. We are going to make a ton of noise and you're gonna make it up to me for leaving me out of the fun." Her rocking was getting faster as her flush increased, "We are going to have crazy baby making sex right here, right now."

'That's it! I'm done, we're out!' Naruto makes a clone to substitute with before hightailing it out of there. Without looking and hearing the scream of rage, he knows that Sakura is hot on his trail. "I'm sorry Sakura, it's just the seal! It's the seal talking!"

"Get back here and rearrange my womb!"

"I promise Sakura, you'll be all back to normal once I figure out how to cancel this jutsu." Wait, didn't Tsunade say it was related to his chakra. He could just shut down his chakra right ? And then he-

'Not happening little monkey. I'm constantly feeding it now.'

'Oh for the love of-'

'Better duck.'

Naruto did just that, watching as Sakura sped past him and he decided changing directions was a good idea. "I'm sorry about this Sakura!"

"You can apologize by painting my insides white!"

"You don't really mean that Sakura!"

"I mean to have your dick jammed in all my holes!"

'Fuck you fox, I'm going to die when she goes back to normal.'

'You'll live. Probably.'

'She's going to rip my head off!' Naruto had to make another clone to toss him in a different direction. That clone died to Sakura grabbing it by the crotch. Man she had gotten strong. "I promise we'll fix this Sakura!"

"Only thing we need fixed is you not being inside me! C'mon Naruto, don't you want to see what I've learned from the Legendary Sucker herself?"

"Tempting but I have to refuse, wouldn't you rather be in a better state of mind?"

"I'd rather be getting stuffed full of your thick cock Naruto!"

"God when did you get such a dirty mouth?"

"Wanna find out what else this mouth does?"

Naruto almost caved, his memories of Tsunade and just what such a woman could do had his cock throbbing within moments. 'Traitor! Now's not the time for sex.' Though the thought of a wide eyed Sakura choking on his cock while say Hinata and Ino helped? Oh shit. Naruto missed a step and fell into an alleyway. Thankfully for him Sakura overshot it by a lot and this gave him a chance to create a herd of clones that scattered across the village. He himself was quick to come out onto the street and merge with the crowd, hopeful his crazy teammate didn't catch on and find him right away. As he walked he tried to rack his brain on how best to turn off the seal. If the Kyuubi was feeding it that meant he would need to cut off the chakra somehow. Maybe he could get Hinata to do it. She was a Hyuuga and they had the jyuken. Yeah. That could help. First he needs to get home and change. Then he could set out finding the sexy and well built Hyuuga.

He had to make sure his nose wasn't bleeding. Hinata was definitely one of his favorites.

Making it home with no issues, he should have known something was waiting in the wings. He hadn't left through the door before, so he had missed who was on his couch. Smiling at him in nothing but his usual black jacket, Temari gets up to greet him. "Welcome home Na-ru-to."

"Uh, Hey Temari. So uh. Look, ya know." She was sauntering up to him very casually and yet he still felt like a rabbit being hunted. Behind him the door closed as he backed into it. Idly he noticed a bright red sword and sheath leaning against the wall. "There's this seal, and a genjutsu and-"

Temari finally reached him, a finger to his lips, "Oh that?" Naruto took a moment to appreciate that not only was she very perky, but also a natural blonde. "I broke out of that right away. It's a good jutsu, but not that good." Here she trailed a delicate finger down his chest, "Now, are you ready for a repeat performance, because I sure am."

Naruto however was frozen in place, brain skipping gears as he tried to process what he just heard. "You. Want to be with me?" That was new and a definite boost to his confidence.

Temari noted that as well, hands coming to settle on his waist, "Look. You're hot, you know what you're doing and you're not afraid of my brothers. This doesn't have to mean anything more if you don't want. We are ninja and things happen all the time. But." Here she was a bit bashful as she fluttered her eyes at him, "I wouldn't mind trying things out. Seeing where they go?"

Naruto nods almost to small to be noticed which Temari takes as agreement, dropping to her knees and working his pants to the floor. "Wait uh. About Hinata and the others."

Temari shrugged, breasts jiggling in interesting ways that drew Naruto's eyes. "Hinata filled me in. We aren't going to fight over you, so don't stress." Temari wasn't about to get between that girl and her Naruto. No no. HInata wanted as many Uzumaki children as she could carry and by the Kami it was going to happen. Temari wasn't sure on that yet, but hey, maybe she could have a kid with those cute whisker marks?

Both of them were distracted, Temari frowning though her prize did spring free and slap her on the forehead, as a scantily dressed Tenten alighted upon the balcony and strode inside pointing a finger in their direction, "I'm here for a rematch!" The weapon user has her hands on her hips, her cheongsam was short enough that Naruto could see the hint of her ass.

Temari however had a frown on her face as she idly set to stroking the man above her, "Which one of us are you referring to?"

Tenten finally blinked, realizing that Temari was there with Naruto's cock in her hands. "Uh. Naruto, not you. We're good."

Temari nodded and scooted over a bit, "They get over here and help me out. Maybe together we can wear him down.

Tenten was next to her in a heartbeat, "Sounds good to me."

Naruto considers saying something. He considers being a gentleman and making sure Tenten isn't being influenced and maybe they should consider their feelings. And then Naruto remembers that he's a growing teenager and he was not about to pass up getting a blowjob from two sexy women. Temari was cool with it and he had a feeling Tenten would probably say the same thing. Giving in he relaxes and enjoys Temari working his shaft while Tenten sucks and plays with his balls. Groaning as Temari tries to take him down her throat, a memory surfaces of this same girl doing much the same though he was much more active before. Grinning and seeing the challenge in her eyes, Naruto grabs her by two of her pontytails. "You're right, how about a repeat performance." Thrusting forward, he's rewarded with a moan from the girl as he plunges down her throat. Setting a stable pace, he sets about fucking her throat while Tenten watches in awe. Temari rests her hands on his thighs, tongue trying to keep up by rubbing and caressing along the underside of his dick. Gagging and sucking as much as she could, she was given a momentary reprieve as he pulled back enough to allow her to breath.

"God Naruto. There's the maniac who wore me out yesterday."

Naruto grinned and shoved his dick back into her mouth, "You asked for it." Pumping away, he looked to Tenten as she stood and lifted her dress a bit, exposing her wet pussy that was leaking down her thighs. Taking one hand off of Temari's head, Naruto reaches over to begin playing with the bun haired girl, "Feeling left out?"

Tenten nodded as burly fingers began to explore and play with her sex, "Just…just a little." Trembling and turned on, Tenten could admit that watching Temari being used was hot and had her soaked. Leaning against him and sharing a kiss with him, she gasped as he slipped two fingers inside of her. "Yeees."

Temari's eyes began to cross as she began to play with herself while Naruto had his way with her mouth. This was what she wanted right now. To be dominated by a stronger man, to be seen and used as a woman. Shuddering as he stretched out her throat, she couldn't stop the collection of drool and spit that was trailing down her chin and neck. Her swaying breasts were soon covered as well as the floor was eventually soaked in her fluids from her bare pussy. Losing control more he missed the tears trailing down her cheeks, and a little fluid leaking from her nose as well.

Naruto didn't want to end it this way though. He did still have more to do and he needed to find Hinata. Pulling free from Temari and admiring her dazed and panting face, he wills two clones into existence. Both of them take hold of Temari and take her to the couch as Naruto picks up Tenten and bends her over said couch next to the fan girl. Looking over her shoulder, Tenten smirks at him, "Think you can break me?"

Naruto swats her on the ass and gets a moan out of her before he lines up his dick with her pussy. "I know I can." While the memory was still slightly fuzzy, he had done it once before. Sliding inside of her with ease, Naruto set an easy rhythm while holding her by her hips. Next to them, one Naruto on the couch has lowered Temari onto itself while it has proceeded to begin sucking on her tits, while the other begins to line up with her other hole.

"Wait wait-wait. We gotta talk about that." Temari looks over her shoulder while the Naruto under her is doing it's best to get her off. It was working too.

The Naruto behind her reaches forward to pull her hair back and grins, "You'll be fine, you're a big girl." With a thought, a previously well lubricated dick is shoved deep into Temari's asshole. Both clones groan at the sudden tightness, before they begin to work up a rhythm together. Between them, Temari is shuddering and shaking, having reached a climax when she was filled by both of them together.

"G-g-g-g-good Kami fuck!" Going limp and laying against the Naruto under her, Temari just enjoyed the ride. She had only done anal once in her life, but this, the sensations and electricity that shot through her body now put it all to shame. This was going to ruin her. She'd never be able to have normal sex with anyone else. Having both of her holes filled was like heaven. Eyes rolling into her head as the Naruto under her pinched and pulled on her nipples, she gave up the fight. Naruto won this time around.

Tenten watched it all through her own haze of lust and the real Naruto spread her open and pushed against her cervix softly but repeatedly. Each time made her jump and grip him a bit tighter, which produced a groan from him as he steadily began to pick up the pace. He reached forward, opening her dress to begin playing with her dark nipples and modest breasts. Her body was beginning to tingle and her legs would soon be numb. Maybe challenging him again so soon wasn't the best of ideas. "Na-Naruto!"

Naruto smacks her on the ass again, "I wanna hear it some more. Scream my name." Pulling on her breasts as his hips smash into hers, he knows she won't last long. Temari was already long gone as it was. Reach from one of her tits to begin playing with her pussy and more specifically her clit, Naruto grins as her moans increase. "What happened to wearing me out Tenten?"

Shaking her head and collapsing into the couch, Tenten can feel her next big climax coming. "I can't. Gonna. Gonna cum. Cum. Cumming! Naruto!" Legs shaking and clenching together, the weapon user was seeing stars as her orgasm hit her full force.

Naruto grunts, locking in place as Tenten's inner walls clench and clamp down on him. Pushing all the way inside of her and bottoming out, he finally lets loose and cums. Think ropes of his semen splash her insides and send her over the edge of another though smaller climax. Taking a few deep breaths and steadying himself, Naruto pulls back and stands, admiring his handiwork as his clones have finished and dispel.

Tenten is on her knees in front of the couch, upper body limp on the cushions while a think stream of cum leaks from her core. Next to her Temari has slipped down and is laying on her side, dazed expression on her face as both of her lower holes leak his cum. He really needed to look into the clones and how they worked completely. But, seeing how he had time now, he quickly redressed and waved to them both.

"You don't have to leave, so hang out as long as you want. I gotta go find Hinata though." With a grin he's soon gone and out of the window, leaving the two girls alone.

Tenten is panting and looking at the limp Temari. "So much for wearing him out huh?" A shudder working through her body and she felt another gush of fluid leave her. God she might actually be pregnant after this.

Temari nods slowly, eyes beginning to focus just a bit, "Ye-yeah. Might need all of the others if it's always going to be like this." She wasn't sure what would happen if she somehow got impregnated by her little brother's first real friend. Hmm. Oh well. The Sex was too amazing to stop.

Bounding across rooftops, Naruto has a new pep in his step. So okay, he had missed out on the last two days, that sucked. BUT, apparently the girls knew about the jutsu and didn't care anyway and that was good. Several of the girls were also apparently either into him or in love with him. That was great. Though he might have to put up with some jealous not quite boyfriends? Well that sucked.

Distracted by a shock of purple and blonde, Naruto turns to see Ino bounding his way with a grin. "Yo Ino!"

"Heya Naruto! You back to your senses?"

Naruto nearly falls over but catches himself, "Yeah. So you knew?"

Ino laughs, "I'm a mind walker, of course I knew." Here she jumped on his back as he continued to hop along as if she wasn't there. "Not that I'd complain. You're hot and amazing in bed. Sakura really missed out passing you up all this time."

Naruto shakes his head and can't believe his luck, but he won't question it anymore, "Any idea where Hinata might be?"

Ino points towards a hotel in the distance, the same one Yukie was hiding in. "You remember?"

Naruto nods, "Yeah. Let's go." Reaching back and holding the girl by her thighs, they race along towards the hotel with Ino giggling in his ear. "So you broke the genjutsu like right away too huh?"

Ino nods, "Yup. All of us did. Still, I figured it would be fun at the least."

"Oh, just for fun huh?" Naruto didn't want to say that he wanted emotions involved with everyone he was with, but it would certainly be nice.

Ino however was quick to catch on to his mood and was poking him in the cheek. "Hey hey, none of that. Sure, I know Temari and Tenten just wanted the fun. Hinata, Sasame and Yukie are dead set on staying with you till the end of times though." She paused as she pointed her well manicured finger towards herself, "I'm a little on the fence. You're an amazing person and hot to boot, so I'm on the fence. I don't know you well enough to say I'm in love with you, but it could happen."

Naruto shook his head and chuckled, getting what she meant, "Don't worry. I get it. You're pretty cool yourself Ino." Feeling her legs clench on either side of his waist, he amended that, "You are the sexy and fun Ino-hime."

"Better studmuffin." Within minutes they had scaled the hotel and were entering a balcony with a glass door. Ino was let down while Naruto looked through the window. Hinata and Yukie were talking animatedly back and forth while a tired looking Sasame relaxed in a chair curled up with a book. Ino however pulled him around, bringing him into a hot and passionate kiss. Tongues pushing and playing with each other, they separate with a wet pop. "Now listen up. I don't have time tonight, but I meant what I said this morning. You ever get in the mood, wanna find out if blondes have more fun? You give me a call, got it?"

Naruto nods dumbly, "Yes ma'am."

Ino grins and opens the door to shove him inside, "Then go have fun, I'll see ya around Naruto."

Watching the spunky blonde disappear in a shunshin, Naruto shakes his head and turns to the room of girls behind him. All of their eyes are on him and they all look happy at least. "Hey."

Yukie motions to a free chair across from them, "Come have a seat."

Naruto does so quickly, trying hard not to ogle the girls that were relaxing in loose hotel robes. He was failing, but they didn't seem to mind. "So uh. About the last few days."

Hinata takes the lead, putting him at east instantly, "We aren't under the genjutsu, and we all still want things to continue."

Sasame nods from next to her, "I've admired and respected you since you helped save my clan. I'd love to stay here and help save yours, but if you don't want me, I'd at least like a small piece of you to take with me."

Yukie grins and shakes her head, "You aren't going anywhere Sasame. And you. You promised to help give me an heir, and you need a few as well. I'm not looking to be an actress or Daimyo forever. You saved me as well, you're stuck with me big guy." Yukie winked at him and sent him blushing.

Hinata smiled and nodded, "You see? We're all okay. I. I've loved you for years and never had the courage to say anything. I'm using this incident as an excuse, but this is what I've always dreamed of. I want to stay by your side, help you rebuild your clan and help you achieve your dreams."

Naruto relaxes back as he's overwhelmed with emotion. Never would he have thought he would have been worthy of love from one person, let alone the three women across from him. Nodding and doing his best not to tear up, Naruto grins, "Well, you're stuck with me then, cause I'm never going to leave you alone."

Hinata smiles brightly, "We all want to enjoy life as we can. With you."

Yukie however stands, throwing off her robe and pointing at Naruto, "Mushy stuff over. Get over here and fulfill your promise. You said you'd keep us full of cum daily. Well?"

Taken aback before deciding that much like this morning, he would just roll with it, Naruto nods, "You got it Yukie!" He'd worry about consequences and maybe children later. Life was meant to be enjoyed, just like they said. "Oh wait, Hinata, can you cut off the chakra to the seal?"

Undressing and bringing her hands together in front of her to squeeze her breasts together, Hinata shook her head, "I can't, you've somehow connected it with your heart."

'Oh, forgot I did that.'

'You prick!'

'It'll help you later.'

'God can't you go back to wanting to kill me?'

'This is more fun.'

-b-

Later that night, alone on the roof, Naruto is watching the moon and the stars. Smiling softly and enjoying the cool breeze, he considers what he should do from here. He had found love, somehow, caused some chaos, but life was good. No it was great and he had no real complaints. He hears footsteps and he's met with a smirking Tsunade.

"Hey baa-chan" Patting the rooftop next to him, he waits for the Hokage to sit down next to him. Grinning she unseals a bottle of sake and places a normal cup between them. "Really? After the last few days?"

Tsunade nods as she pours a cup full and drinks half before handing it to him, "If anything the last two days proved that you needed it. You've been holding things in for a long time. It's not healthy."

Naruto contemplated the cup in his hand, before shrugging and drinking it down with ease. Finishing with a gasp, Tsunade whoops and takes the cup back, "I can't believe I'm drinking again."

"Consider it some good life advice from your Hokage."

"Gonna be kind of hard to see you as just my Hokage." Panting, screaming, twin ponytails wrapping around one hand while the other repeatedly smacked into a well formed and thick behind. Yes, that was a cherished memory.

"I've never really been just your Hokage you know Naruto." She smiles softly as she leans into him, "You're a good man Naruto. Don't ever forget that."

"I just. I wanted to ease your heart, even just a little bit." That had been the truth, even if the sex had been life changing. Jiraiya was probably crying tears of blood somewhere.

Tsunade just nudged him as she sat upright, "You always do. We didn't need to have sex for that to happen." Here Tsunade blushes a bit and scratches her cheek, "Though the sex was amazing. I don't need a repeat though. I think you have enough partners trying to climb your pole."

Naruto snorted and eventually laughed out loud, "Kami you being bashful is weird." He received a cup full of sake for his efforts, though he took it with no complaints.

"Shut it. It had been a while and well. I ain't dead."

Naruto nods, taking a drink before smiling, "I still feel like I did something bad, wrong."

Tsunade shakes her head, leaning back on her hands and enjoying the cool night breeze, "In this life of ours, we all need to find love and comfort however we can. So it might have started because of some botched genjutsu. So what? All of the women you have been with have worked through it, considered the outcomes, and decided that they aren't mad and some want things to continue. Life doesn't give you many wins like that Naruto."

"Yeah, guess it really doesn't huh Tsunade." Naruto takes another drink and sighs, "Guess I'll just have to live a happy life for as long as I can."

"You better, we want you around for as long as possible."

Naruto chuckles, "That sounds like you're including yourself in the group that has accepted me."

Sucking her teeth, Tsunade doesn't deny it, "Who knows. You might get a call from me every now and then. You are hung like a horse." Sending the boy into fits as he was in the middle of drinking, she laughs and pats his back. "Don't die now damnit, you just got the keys to the village pretty much."

Naruto nods, "Yeah you said it." He freezes as Tsunade pulls him in and kisses his forehead.

"Look, just like you wanted to help me, I'm here to help you. You're special to all of us Naruto. We won't ever let you forget that."

Slightly emotional, Naruto downs the rest of the cup and smiles, "I got it. You better learn how to keep up with me from now on though Tsunade."

"Hush and give me that cup, experience will beat out youth eventually."

"I have a chakra beasts in my gut, I think I have an advantage."

"I'll remind Hinata to cut his chakra flow next time."

They snipe and banter back and forth, enjoying the cool night while around the village several women re-evaluate themeselves and what they want. The last few days had changed things for a lot of people within the village. Though they weren't sure yet just how it had. Who knew what the future held. But for now, they could just live in the moment.

-AN-

Honestly, I was burnt and needed to do just a silly little one shot to kinda get me out of it. I feel better now. Not sure if I'll do anything with this or not. It could be fun and become something more serious. Or a crack fest.