Here we go the next chapter where we will meet our big bad, enjoy.
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Sam and Max Freelance Police Chapter 5
Meeting Slick Jim
Sam and Max emerge out of Granma Stuffin's van, their hands zip tied. They found themselves at an unusual street.
"Woah…this place looks weird." Max said looking around "Where are we?"
They see what looked to be Angelica Pickles but something was off with her like she was talking to people not there. They then hear some clattering noise and screeching and look to see and Tails Doll fighting each other over some trash
"Okay." Max said freaked out
"I think we're in the Valley." Sam said disturbed "The Creepypasta Valley."
"I'm sorry, the what?" Max asked confused
Sam looks and sees Lavender Ghost floating on by with no mind to them like none could see the three of them. He explained "Do you remember when people would come up with dark theories on shows and games and wrote them up on the internet giving creation to twisted versions of those characters?"
"Oh yeah." Max said getting it "That stuff was creepy."
"Well, I think this is where they all ended up" Sam said concerned.
"Come on, this way." Granma Stuffin ordered and laughed as she leads them to a building that resembled a factory of some sort. Once they reach the door, she knocks on it
A figure pushes open the mail slot, and it was Amigard who asked upon seeing her "What?"
"I got something for Slick Jim." Granma Stuffin said and motions to show Sam and Max "A little gift from Granma Stuffin and it isn't food this time."
"Okay, leave it there." Amigard told her and closes the mail slot
Granma Stuffin grins and said to Sam and Max "Good luck, dummies." She then laughs as she heads back to her van
The door to the factory opens and Amigard walks out holding his one-handed axe ready and asked "Who are you?" However, the way his costume looking body was it didn't look like he was looking at Sam or Max
"Is he talking to us?" Max whispered to Sam
"I can't tell." Sam whispered back "He has a Sentai costume with no clear looking eyes."
"Uh, are you talking to us?" Max asked Amigard
"Obviously, I said, 'Who are you?'" Amigard said as if they were asking a stupid question
"Well, right. But in fairness it looks like you're talking to that window over there." Sam points out to him
"No, it's actually looks like I'm looking right at you." Amigard told him
"Okay." Max said really confused
"Look at my eyes, looking right at your eyes" Amigard said doing the eye-to-eye motion which was right but it still look like he wasn't looking right at them.
"Yeah." Sam said feeling this was going no where
Okay. Listen, sir." Max said but then said, "Actually you know what…" Max gets up onto Sam's back so that he had a clear line of sight at Amigard's eyes
"Ah hey get off me!" Sam said resiting but was futile "Careful with your elbows!"
"Hey there! Can you see me?" Max asked Amigard "Hi! We just wanna talk to Slick Jim."
Amigard nods and said "Okay. Follow me" He then heads back inside
Sam and Max follow him in.
Inside they see many works working on conveyor belts and moving stuff around. Amigard, Sam and Max get on a Scissor-Lift vehicle the former drives
"I wonder if they're keeping Garfield in here." Sam said to Max in a low voice
"There is only one way to find out" Max said to him in a low voice and then asked loudly to Amigard "So is this your secret bootlegging facility or what?"
"Come on knucklehead!" Sam said sighing
"What? No! What are you talking about?" Amigard asked smiling "This is Slick Jim's legit business. It's for old merchandise that never got sold."
"Old merchandise?" Sam asked
"Yeah, like for example, remember Kung Fu Panda bodywash?" Amigard said as they pass a conveyer belt with the mentioned Merchandise of Po from Kung Fu Panda
"Uh…." Sam said thinking
"Exactly. No one does. It didn't sell" Amigard said nodding "That's why Slick Jim bought all the inventory and melts it down for its useful parts. The guy has a real eye for business. I wish I could see what he sees"
We indeed see the body watch bottles being melted down by flamethrowers and the liquid being poured into moulds forming hard blue plastic
"I'm sure there's corrective lenses or something you could get." Max said and Sam nudges him hard "Ow! What?"
The group see the end of the conveyor belt and see that the things it was making were porta pottys to be exact Slick Jim brand of porta pottys.
"So, he turns the toys into toy-lets" Max said and laughs
"Wow! That's been staring at me for years, and I never pieced it together." Amigard said and laughs at that.
They reach Slick Jim's Office and Amigard opens the door and throws both Sam and Max in somehow
"Here we are!" Amigard said and leaves after throwing them in
Sam and Max move to get up and see a desk and the person behind it turns the chair to face them and stands a reveal and overweight man with a five O'clock shadow beard with brown hair in an odd style and he work a red shirt with a yellow planet on it which looks tight on his belly gut, blue jeans and blue sneakers.
"Hello." The man said smiling
However, Sam and Max sort of recognize the man and Max said "Jimmy Neutron?"
"Yep! Star of stage and name but you can call me Slick Jim, right Goddard?" Slick Jim said and looked to a dog house in the office
Out of it comes a sliver chrome robotic dog standing on two legs and looks sleek, shiny and very deadly, this was Goddard 9.0 which look like a mix of Decimator Goddard and an Endo Skeleton for Foxy. It barks and glares at the two
"Oh, you look…" Max said thinking how to word it scared of Goddard.
"Old? Chubby? Sad like a zoo gorilla?" Slick Jim said
"What? No. Not like a zoo gorilla." Max said panicking.
"Don't worry. You can't say nothing to me I haven't heard already." Jimmy reassures Max and looks to Boomtower who was also in the room "Boomtower, Goddard, please. Untie our guests"
Boomtower sighs and puts the magazine away as he and Goddard remove Sam and Max's zipties
"Sam and Max! Wow! You mind if I walk while we talk?" Slick Jim asked as he heads over to a stepping exercise machine and points to his wristwatch "Not fitting into the old costume like I used to. Need to get my steps in." He gets on the machine and turns it on
"Hey! I've got one of those." Max said smiling and showing him "We should link accounts and help motivate each other."
"Right. So, I'm guessing you two are here to talk about Garfield the Cat." Slick Jim asked getting to business as he exercise walks.
"Oh. Yeah, actually we are." Sam said nodding
"You know, I always liked Garfield." Slick Jim said thinking "It's a shame what happened. Too much lasagne. Not enough cheddar, despite still being a successful star."
"Listen, Mr. Slick Jim…. Mr. Jim. We'd be willing to pay whatever Garfield owes you if you give him a break? Just this once?" Sam asked him
"Hmm. 'Give him a break'?" Slick Jim said thinking and smiles "You know, I got my big break When I was just a kid."
We flashback and see clips of the Jimmy Neutron movie as well as the TV series
"I got cast in the biggest movie in the world, as the boy genius with a high IQ, Jimmy Neutron." Slick Jim narrates
"I've never been so happy in my entire life, especially since that movie led to a TV series with several specials" Slick Jim said as we briefly return to the present
We then see in the flashback Jimmy now 13 years old and going through puberty and has a small moustache
"Then I got older, and they threw me away like I was nothing." Slick Jim narrates with a hint of anger.
"This business can be so tough" Sam said as we return to the present
"Heh, you said it." Slick Jim said in agreement
We return to the flashbacks and see Jimmy walking the Hollywood streets with Goddard in his original form walking with him.
"I was scared, desperate and alone except for my faithful companion Goddard." Slick Jim narrates
Back in the present Slick Jim finishes his exercise and gets off the machine as he continues
"So, I decided to take the power back and make my own bootleg movie!" Slick Jim said and motions to a moster "I called it 'Smart Boy Space Adventure.' And guess what? It worked!" He said proudly
We see a shelf of other Bootleg projects such as Adolescent Freak Samurai Tortoises (TMNT Bootleg), Exploror Miles (Indianna Jones bootleg) and Sky Battle (Star Wars bootleg)
"I made lots of money. So, I 'recruited' other fictional, to star in more movies and Brain Blast bang, now I run my own movie studio where I get to decide who's a star, and who gets thrown in the trash!" Slick Jim said as he slams his hands on a nearby table and gets an angry glare at the two
"And now, you two come poking around where you don't belong, asking questions about you missing friend." Slick Jim said as Sam and Max move back a bit not liking where this is going "And I can't have that. So, how's this for a break? I'm thinking it's time for a Sam and Max reboot. Boomtower…" He smirks at his robotic castle henchman
"You, come with me…" Boomtower said approaching
"Yup, we're dead." Max said concerned
"Run!" Sam said grabbing Max and runs "Go, go,go, go!"
They get packs Boomtower who attempted to block there way but Goddard ambushes them and the two had to dodge both robots
"You two just grab them already!" Slick Jim ordered annoyed
"We're trying!" Boomtower said
Sam gets grabbed by Goddard and pulled into him but knocks online the robot dog's flight mode and the three were sent flying round the air
Sam sees an opening to side room of the office and said "Get ready? Set? Jump!" He kicks Goddard knocking him away and the two land in the room and Sam hits the switch to room with his foot which also breaks it leaving it hard to open on the villain's side
"Hey! That's my secret lab" Slick Jim said as Boomtower pounds on the door
However, they look at it, they are suck in this room with no clear exits and have three possibly four evil villains on the other end trying to break in.
Things are not looking good for Sam and Max.
Well Jimmy Neutron is the real identity of Slick Jum and has his eyes set on rebooting Sam and Max, can they get away?
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