Hello! Toxicistoblame here back with another chapter of RTDRC! Last time, Cody had a horrifying dream, but luckily his pals Noah and Tyler, and his girlfriends Lindsay and Heather helped him through that trauma. Noah and Izzy are together now, so that's another couple formed on the island. Cody became stronger, both physically and emotionally, and this time is going to be another challenge, which means another person is going to get the boot. However, whoever goes home is only known by me at the moment and my co-writer, mwahahahahaha!
Before we go on with the reviews, I'd like to announce that one of my co-writers, AustralianBeast17 is back from hiatus, meaning he will be helping me with the chapters. But from now on, the chapters are going to alternate between a challenge chapter and a non-challenge chapter, just to give more plot to other characters. Hope you guys understand! And I'll also try to get chapters uploaded as soon as I can, as I have the day off due to the storm as of making this intro. However, I'll go back to school tomorrow, which means it'll get in the way yet again, but this time I'll try to get every opportunity to upload chapters as soon as I can!
Now, on with the reviews:
NiteOwl18: Glad you enjoyed the chapter!
danifan3000: Cody is used to him being inhumane. We'll see who Gwen likes soon.
WarriorTwin: Glad you loved it!
Guest: We'll see if she does. Glad you love the main pairing of the story, and that shower scene!
Mr. Anaonymous: Yea, there is.
I really don't have anything else to say, so let's get this chapter started! I hope you all enjoy it!
Chapter VIII: Outdoor Shenanigans
Screaming Gophers: Cody, Gwen, Heather, Izzy, Justin, Leshawna, Lindsay, Noah, Trent.
Killer Bass: Bridgette, Courtney, DJ, Duncan, Geoff, Harold, Katie, Sadie, Tyler.
Eliminated Campers: Ezekiel, Eva, Beth, Owen.
At The Dock; Camp Wanwanakwa
Chris has his signature smile on his face, greeting the viewers. "Last time on Total Drama Island…A talent contest brought the worst in our campers. It was awesome! The Killer Bass struggled to find any talent on their team, and Bridgette's clumsiness pretty much knocked out their best prospect, Courtney. And then Cody got lucky with two women showing off their bodies to 'please' him. Cody really is lucky. However, the scores were tied, so Cody and Tyler showed off a talent in the tiebreaker. Cody should've won in my opinion, but Chef chose Tyler's talent, making the Gophers lose, and somehow Owen gets the boot, despite him doing nothing."
Chris took a deep breath before continuing. "Well, who will be eliminated next? Will Cody get lucky with his girls once again? Will the Gophers bring home the gold after their losing streak? Find out the answer to all these questions on…
Total."
"Drama!"
"ISLAND!"
A Tech Geek's Pet Cow (credit to AustralianBeast17)
Waking up naked, Cody was NOT prepared at seeing what Heather has been up to with Lindsay while he was taking a nap to rest from another day of tortuous challenges.
There, kneeling on the floor in front of the Heather was none other than Lindsay…Dressed up like a cow-girl. There's cute little cow horns and ears poking out from under her voluminous golden locks, probably as part of some hidden hairband nestled beneath her hair. There's the cow-print thigh-high stockings and a cow print shoulder-less crop top, and a frilly cow-print skirt. There's even a cowbell on a collar around her neck, resting atop her enormous breasts, which are practically spilling out of her skimpy top.
And to top it all off, he sees a cow tail protruding out from behind her mouth-watering thick thighs and huge meaty buttocks, clearly some sort of kinky butt plug. The tech geek WON'T lie… His blonde & ditzy girlfriend have NEVER looked so beautiful & sluttier than before. Her baby blue eyes are sparkling with desire and need, and it's obvious from the way she's sticking her tongue out while planting her hands between her spread knees that she's as turned on by her own humiliation as he is.
Walking up, unable to resist such a tantalizing sight, Cody slowly strokes his already hardening cock, which is growing harder all the faster looking at Lindsay's voluptous form. As the ditzy blonde's eyes focus on his cock with heated intent, she tries to lunge forward, only for the Queen Bee to grab her by her hair and yank her back, causing her to whimper.
"I don't remember giving you permission to move your fat ass, Dumbo-Tits?"
As Heather holds Lindsay back, forcing her to behave, Cody just raises an eyebrow at the Queen Bee.
"Hey, Heather…"
The Asian Cutie paid her attention on her boyfriend, flashing a seductive smile at him.
"Hey, dweeb...Had a nice nap~?"
"… Where'd this come from?"
Was it Lindsay's? Was it Heather's? Judging how the Queen Bee smiles in somewhat a "sadistic" manner and the way the ditzy blonde's tits, hips, and everything are STILL spilling out of the skimpy slutty outfit, it's the latter. Heather confirmed his suspicions by giving her fellow girlfriend a
"Who do you think?! Yours truly, of course...DUH! This airheaded bimbo tricked me into drinking that nasty, sugar-filled grape soda of hers...So I've decided to punish her~! By having her become your personal breeding cow...I just knew that it would look perfect on this blonde slut~!"
Lindsay, not one to be left out of the conversation even when she's the center of it (especially when she's the center of it) pipes up… though not with actual words.
"Mooooo~"
Heather's evil grin widens at that, and Cody shivered in pleasure from the angelic sound of Lindsay acting just like a cow. Judging by the way she is grinding her cunt against the floor that she's eager to be used for his own sexual needs, no matter what sort of humiliating or even painful form it will take.
"You really are a masochistic slut, aren't you...Lindsiot~?"
"Moooo~"
Grabbing her cow-girl slut by her hair a bit more tightly, Heather finally begins pushing Lindsay forward. Immediately, the blonde opens nice and wide, lolling her tongue out as his cock comes in range. Cody rubs his member across her cheeks for a moment, enjoying how her cowbell rings out a bit as both he and Heather jostle her around. Finally, he slips his cockhead onto the ditzy blonde's open tongue and then into her mouth, enjoying the way it cuts off her latest and last pitiful moo.
"Mooo-mmph!"
Those gorgeous blue eyes of hers stare up at him as he begins to thrust forward, slowly fucking deeper and deeper into her mouth. In response, Heather grinds harder and harder into the carpet of the male contestant's cabin, and Cody can only imagine the wet spot forming under her juicy thighs, soaked cunt, and plump rump.
He imagines that, if the cow tail butt plug currently sticking out of her massive juicy butt was real, it would be waving back and forth right now in happiness, as Lindsay seems all too happy to suck his cock, and even choke on it once he starts pushing down the back of her willing but tightening throat.
"Glughk… Glughk… Glughk…"
Not one to forget the woman who made this amazing moment possible, especially when she's standing right there behind Lindsay, Cody cheekily smiles at Heather and reaches up, lacing his fingers through the back of her long raven hair as he pulls her in for a deep, tongue-filled kiss. It's becoming something of a theme, that he makes out with his two girlfriends when his fellow contestants aren't around, to sucking his cock, to submitting and apologizing for their actions.
He might not think they need to apologize, but if they wanted to and it made his two sexy girlfriends happier. Damn, who would have thought that he would date two of the horniest girls on the entire planet~! Not that he was complaining, mind you!
One thing he knew for certain though? Lindsay was SUBMISSIVE with a masochistic fetish and humiliation fetish a mile long. He still remembered brining her to a forest and fucked her in the open...Just like animals in a zoo~!
Now they were creating new memories together, memories of her dressed as a slutty little cow, desperate for her Master's thick fat cock.
Eventually, Cody pulls away from Lindsay's mouth and gives her a smile and a raised eyebrow.
"You just… had this lying around, did you...Heather?"
Heather shrugged playfully at her boyfriend, giving him a mischievous little smirk.
"Maybe~? I MAY have wanted to see what your reaction to me dressing up in it would be! Judging by how this is going though, perhaps it was always meant for Lindsiot. She makes such a perfect cow-girl, don'tcha think?"
Chuckling, Cody looks down into Lindsay's beautiful blue eyes and nods.
"Yeah...She does, doesn't she~? Is our cow-girl ready for her milk?"
Lindsay's response is to suck faster, even half-pulling herself out of Heather's grip to be able to force more of his cock down her throat. With a loud groan, Cody orgasmed, filling her mouth with his seed which she immediately begins to swallow down like she's been stuck in a desert for weeks and is unbelievably parched.
(GULP!) (GULP) (GULP) (GULP!) (GULP! (GULP!) (GULP!)
When she's done, Cody knows there's only one thing to really be done and pushes her onto her back, right there on the floor.
Lindsay half-moos, half-moans as she flops backwards, her blue eyes sparkling with lust and greed. She brings her arms together and slides her hands down her inner thighs, splaying her legs apart and framing her cunt at the same time she frames her tits. The frilly cow-print skirt does nothing to hide her gushing wet snatch from his gaze, and at this point her cow-print shoulderless crop top is askew, one of her nipples already exposed.
Wasting no time, Cody drops to his knees between Lindsay's legs and places his cock at her slit. A moment later he's inside of her. As he begins to fuck the ditzy blonde roughly, he reaches up and pulls the crop top down the rest of the way, revealing her bountiful breasts which bounce all the faster and harder now that they're completely free. Her cowbell collar jangles and jingles at the same time, growing louder and more frequent as Cody fucks her harder and faster.
Knowing what Lindsay wants, he gives it to her with slaps of her tits, pinches of her nipples and clit, and savage maulings of her most sensitive areas. He gropes and squeezes her breasts to the point of pain and is rewarded with Lindsay losing track of the 'character' she's playing. The mooing falls to the wayside and is replaced with simple wanton moaning as she tosses her head back, shuddering beneath him.
"Yes! More, fuck me harder! Pull my nipples! Smack me around! Fucking ABUSE ME!"
It was at that moment both Cody and Heather discovered that Lindsay is an unrepentant masochistic, exhibitionist slut. Heather, who decides she's sat on the sidelines long enough and promptly sits down on Lindsay's face, right then and there.
"You're way too loud for a cow-slut, Dumbo-Tits! Just shut your cakehole already and let Cody enjoy your slutty body already, dumbass~!"
As Heather grinds down on Lindsay's face, Cody chuckles and does precisely that, enjoying the blonde's body to his heart's content even as he finds a surprising additional source of pleasure in Lindsay's cow tail butt plug. The way the plug part fills her ass out and rubs against his thrusting cock through her inner walls provides an additional form of stimulation, even as he plows her hard just the way he knows she likes.
The tech geek loses track of how many times the blonde has orgasmed on his cock, though he sees Heather letting out heart-felt moans and cumming all over the ditzy blonde's face on at least three different occasions.
By the time things come to an end, Lindsay's tits are bright red, her nipples standing on end. Her cunt clenches around his cock one final time, and that's it, he tips over the edge and releases a large load of his thick sperm. But not before pulling out last second, the first shot of his cum going into Lindsay's cunt, but the rest of it ending up ALL over her body. He covers her in the stuff, knowing the voluptous blonde will appreciate it, the added humiliation. But also knowing that Heather will appreciate it even more, the additional fun of getting to lick Lindsay clean of his seed while continuing to dominate and play with the 'cow slut'.
After Cody's Little Fantasy, he wakes up in his cabin…
I yawn with great force, probably the loudest yawn I've ever made, but that's not the point. I just had the most unexpected dream of my life. Not that it was a bad or horrible dream per say, in fact, it was one of the most splendid dream I had in my whole entire life! Sadly, it wasn't real though…
"Uhm, Cody?" I hear Noah ask me, making me snap out of my thoughts.
"Oh, uh, sorry about whatever I did-"
"No, I mean the loud ass yawn you made. That woke me up!"
I slightly blushed in embarrassment "Sorry about that.."
Noah pat me on the shoulder "No, you're good. We all yawn."
We continued talking for about roughly 10 minutes. Noah and I were talking about some stuff, like:
"Have you seen the recent Nintendo game that came out?"
I respond to the bookworm, "Yea, and unfortunately I probably won't get it until after this show is finished, which sucks…"
He replied with, "Mhm, it really does. Anyway, I'ma head outside to see Izzy!" oh yeah, forgot that they are a thing now.
As Noah left the cabin, I continued to speculate what happened last night and what happened in the dream that I had this morning. Before I went to bed last night, I needed to use the bathroom. However on my way there, I hear Lindsay moaning and dreaming about me sucking her huge mounds of flesh. Okay, besides Sierra, did anyone else on the show dreamed about me sucking their tits last time? Nit that I'm complaining about it, but you know what I mean! My last attempt on the show, no woman besides Sierra wanted me. However this time I know at least two women want me, maybe three, but I still don't know 100% if Gwen likes me or not yet.
As for that dream I had just now, which was the most 'insanely pleasing' dream I've had in a long time, like when it comes to all the dreams I have had in my life, both on my second try here and my previous 26 years of my old life. Lindsay seemed to have a shit load of more 'thiccness' than she normally does. That's saying a lot, because she is kinda of thicc already in the real world. She also had a cow outfit on, and was acting like my sex toy?
As for the way Heather was portrayed in the dream, she was a bit evil in some way, but it felt kinda hot at the same exact time. She looked like she had even bigger titties than she normally does, and it made me rock hard, both in the dream and in real life, as I just noticed I had an erection right in front of my eyes, dangling around.
After my whole dilemma about my two girlfriends, I sat up and looked at my clock, like I always do every single time I wake up. It was currently 7:50AM. Kind of early, but earlier than I usually wake up at.
I slowly prepare to get my clean everyday clothes before heading to the shower. I took a quick shower, put my clothes on and went to the Mess Hall.
Mess Hall
I sat down at the Gophers table. The Killer Bass were sitting where they usually would. Sans a fitness buff and a homeschool boy.
At our table, I was sitting next to Gwen and Noah, with Noah being to the left of me, and Gwen being to right of me. The goth and I spoke for about a minute, saying she was happy she could bond an awesome person like me. I quickly blushed at that statement, but then realized that Lindsay and Heather were glaring at the goth, making her embarrassed. She said "Okay, sorry! Nevermind…"
Confessionals
Gwen – "Okay, I may have a bit of a crush on Cody! He was so nice to me. Trent is alright you know, but there's something about Cody that intrigues me! And he's kind of cute too! The problem is that Cody is with Lindsay and Heather, and me and Heather don't get along. I fear that if I do confess my feelings for Cody, then Heather is going to go berserk!"
Lindsay – "Okay, I see what's happening here, Gwen. I now know you like Cody and all, but he's mine! And plus, he will always like my boobies more than your medium size boobies!"
Heather – "Gwen is NOT going to be with my dweeb! I hate Gwen, she needs to find someone else, like Justin or Trent."
Justin – "And of fucking course, Cody attracts another mate into his nest! I'M THE BEAUTY HERE! I'm supposed to be the one who attracts them, not that tech geek! What does he got that I don't anyway?!"
End of Confessionals
Justin looked pretty upset. He had red marks all over his arms and legs and he was scratching like crazy.
Noah remarked "What's going on with Beauty Boy over there?"
I honestly forgot about the ant farm incident.
"Some unhinged douchebag dropped red ants into my bed last night. When I find out who it was, I swear they'll be wishing they were never conceived!" Yup. He's upset alright.
"What he said" I say
The bookworm turned to Justin, "You shouldn't try to get so…antsy" the whole team chuckled at his pun, with the exception of Justin himself, who didn't find it amusing.
After this, Chris entered the mainframe.
"Morning, campers. I hope you're all ready for the next challenge."
After somehow eating up our food, the campers and I went to the pit. I walked with Noah since he's the only camper that suggested go walk with me. I saw Lindsay walking a few feet ahead of me. I swear, I never realized that Lindsay had THAT big of an ass. The pair were jiggling with each step the blonde took. As I continued on checking out her rear end, I recall what I heard from her last night in her sleep.
She was dreaming of ME. She was dreaming of me sucking on her massive titties! And if I can guess, she must've also dreamt of me having SEX with her!
Okay, hear me out. Besides Sierra, which other girls on this show dreamt of me sucking on their tits? The first time anyway?
Answer: NONE OF THEM!
I was then the perverted geek that tried and failed to woo the girls on the Island, mainly Gwen. I didn't even have to do that this time around, as I know at least TWO women have feelings for me and are with me at the moment. Gwen may also like me, but I need to see more from her to actually confirm it.
The first time around, no girl had a crush on me.
Besides Sierra that is.
I hear Noah say, "Cody, we're here."
I snapped out of my thoughts to realize that Noah was right. We've made it to the pit.
"Ah, alright then." I composed myself and waited for Chris to speak.
"Campers, today's challenge will test your outdoor survival skills. I'm not gonna lie, but some of you may not come back alive."
After this, everyone gasped. Even me and Justin.
"Just kidding!" phew, that was close, "All you have to do is spend one night in the woods. Everything you need is at your team's campsite in the forest. You just have to find it."
He had two maps in his hand. He tossed one to Duncan and he tossed the other one to Justin. He also tossed them compasses.
"Oh, and watch for the bears. Lost a couple of interns in pre-production. First team back for breakfast wins invincibility." Chris blew an air horn, "Well, off you go!" It was our second challenge spanning multiple days.
"Did he say there were bears out there?" Leshawna asked.
Looks like we will won't be hearing the story of Owen's the "Bear Hunter" this time. I actually found it pretty intriguing, despite it being only theatrical.
"Oh, this one time. I saw a bear eating our garbage," Izzy said "He had old spaghetti noodles hanging from his big, huge teeth and it looked like blood and guts. So gross. And we thought he was eating the neighbor's cat Simba but it turned out he was just lost for a week," Izzy then turned to the busty blonde, "Uh, you didn't eat spaghetti, right?"
Lindsay shook her head no.
You know, some spaghetti right now would be kind of nice.
The redhead responded, "Good. Let's go!"
We went to our cabins to grab our stuff, and started off. A very long trek into the woods. Possible chance of running into a bear, but I hope that won't happen.
After all, I have enough time to prepare myself for one. But for now, my focus is on this challenge.
And two certain girls.
Even though I felt a lot better today than yesterday, my mind was still all over the place. The horrible nightmare the previous morning, two certain women banging me, Noah with Izzy now, and that much better dream, Gwen potentially having a crush on me…
I saw Noah walking with a conflicted and shocked look on his face. What's up with that? I walked over towards him
"Hey, Noah. What's up?"
I made the bookworm snap out of his thoughts and he said, "What? Oh, nothing. Just thinking is all."
"About what?" I say
"How the recent elimination went. Who did you vote for by the way?" Noah asked me.
Oh yeah, I completely forgot that he told me he was gonna start doing this. I trust him enough to give him my answer, "I voted for Justin. I find her to be completely untrustworthy and all."
He then told me how the voting might've went.
Cody – Justin
Gwen – Owen
Heather - Owen
Justin – Cody
Izzy – Cody
Leshawna – Owen
Lindsay – Owen
Noah – Owen
Owen – Cody
Trent – Owen
Total: Owen(6); Cody(3); Justin(1)
Eliminated: Owen
"You voted out Owen?!" I was shocked to learn that. Noah and Owen are close during World Tour and the Redonculous Race. Why would he vote him out?
Noah replied, "Honestly, I didn't want him voted out. I know he's fine to hang out with, but that was the only way I could keep you safe or avoid some tiebreaker. Besides, everyone was voting him off for some reason, so I had to keep you safe in case if it was a tiebreaker."
"So your choice of vote was an act of protecting me?" I ask the bookworm.
"I may not be a music fan, but even I thought that it was stupid that you lost." He responded.
"Yea, tell me about it." I just realized something, so I said it, "Wait a minute, did you only vote Owen just so you can get to Izzy first?"
"Of course. I totally have a massive crush on Izzy. I only vote for the ones out that I see as a threat in stealing my destined soulmate. Owen was one of many." [1]
"Really?"
"Not really. I'm not like that at all! Owen just happened to be the one that was being targeted, so I went along with it." Noah said.
At last, we reached the campsite that was marked on the map.
"There's no food." Lindsay said.
"This is a survival task. Look at the instructions." Said Trent.
"I hope there aren't any bears around here," Leshawna said.
"Wouldn't it be funny if we made some bear sounds and then they came?" Izzy asked
"Yes, Izzy. It'd be a riot." Noah responded, throwing some sarcasm in the mix.
And then Izzy began to act like a bear, "Roooooooooar! Grooooooowl!"
Justin started to getting annoyed, "Will you please shut up?! I'm trying to read here. It says we're supposed to find our own food," He looked around, "I don't see any."
"We'll have to find some," I said.
"I'll go," said Trent.
He left to go get the food.
I sat down against the big tree at our site and just watched the campers do their own stuff. Leshawna and Gwen were chatting about something, same thing with Lindsay and Heather, Noah was setting up his alarm clock, but was interrupted by Izzy, and Justin was looking at himself in his mirror he was holding, and Trent was still finding food.
I still need to get Justin out as soon as possible. I have no doubt that he was targeting me last time, trying to get me out. However, he probably can't do that anytime soon, as most of the team has a positive image about me, but who knows.
By the time the sun was setting, it had been ten minutes, and we were all bored.
"This tent isn't setting itself up." Said Leshawna.
For the next half hour or so, we tried to assemble the tent. You can say it went….well.
"No, you stand over there!"
"You're doing it all wrong."
"No, you're doing it all wrong."
"Guys, we should just calm down!"
"Fuck off!"
"Hey, look! I'm a bear. Roooooooooooooar!"
"Shut up Psycho Hosebeast!"
Finally, we got our tent pitched. Now we're all tired from that ordeal. And not to mention, hungry as fuck.
"Ugh, I'm so hungry." Said Justin.
"Ugh, I think my stomach ate my stomach," Izzy added.
"Yo, who ordered a pepperoni? Extra cheese?" a pizza guy is here?!
"It's for the camera crew. Over here!"
How the fuck did a pizza guy even managed to somehow find a way on this island? We're on a damn island for crying out loud!
Maybe magic?
"No way!" said Heather.
Then we heard rustling, like in Pokémon. It was Trent, "I hope you guys like fish."
"Are you kidding me?!" Heather asked.
"Oh, Izzy LOVES fish!" Izzy bit the top of the raw fish head, "I guess we should cook this first, huh."
Noah replied, "Yeah, should've thought about it before you ate it raw!"
We eventually got some firewood to cook and eat the fish. We also sat down around the fire to keep us from freezing, as it was cold outside.
"I can't believe we're actually camping!" said Lindsay.
"Lindsay, I hate to break it to you, but we've been camping since we first got here." Trent reponded to the bombshell.
"But I thought you needed tents and a fire to camp."
"Actually all you need is a gun and some patience," they all look at me confused. I explained, "I'm referring to camping in a video game."
"Nerd." Justin said.
"Actually, Harold is the nerd. I'm the geek."
"Has anyone seen Crazy Girl?" Leshawna asked us.
"She said she had to, like, go to the bathroom," Lindsay replied. When the hell did she say that?!
"But that was over an hour ago!" Trent said. That's what I'm saying. Trent began to call her name, with the intention of tracking her down, "Izzy! Izzy!"
Then we heard the bush rustle behind us. Then out came a…a.. Uhhh… shit…
A DAMN GRIZZLY BEAR!
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT!" I yelled out cursing.
The grizzly bear stood on its hind legs. I began to accidentally pee myself. Ah fuck…
"The trees! Climb up the trees!" Justin ordered. Wow, he actually said something humane for once.
I scampered as quick as I could up those tall ass trees. I do NOT wanna get MAULED BY A BEAR AGAIN!
I got up and sat on a high enough branch. This should be good enough.
The bear was now standing right next to the tree. And then we heard a wolf howl in the distance.
"There are fucking wolves here too! God dammit! Leshawna ain't having any of this shit!" Leshawna said. I never heard her say so many cuss words in just a few sentences.
"Apparently, yes." Noah said.
"So what do we do now?" Trent asked us.
"Don't look at me!" Justin said, putting up his arms up in defense.
"It was your idea to climb up the trees, pretty boy." Gwen said.
"And if we didn't, we would've gotten attacked!" not gonna lie, I think I finally agree with Justin on something. That's surprising.
"Hey, Hey, Hey, can we all just calm down? At least we have our fish!" I hate to break it to ya Trent, but the bear is sniffing our fish.
"Hey, lay off of our fish!" Heather yelled.
"It's probably already eaten Izzy!" Lindsay wailed.
"Then it shouldn't be hungry anymore." Justin commented.
"Hey, you don't have to be so dark, Justin." I yelled at the beauty boy.
"Hey! This is the survival of the fittest! She should've just peed in her pants like you did, geek."
That broke my patience, "Well excuse me for being terrified of a wild carnivore! The last thing I need is to be mauled by a fucking bear!" I yell in embarrassment.
"Yeah, don't be so mean to Cody, Justin! He's, like, scared!" Did Lindsay just came to my defense?!
"Excuse me?!" Justin paused "Fine, whatever."
Just then, Leshawna's branch snapped. She fell down next to the bear. Oh shit.
"Nice bear, heheh. Somebody please help a sister out?!"
There was a flurry of shouts that followed. We were telling Leshawna to go left, right, climb, duck and run.
The bear growled. Oh shit. Leshawna…
"Hey, are you okay?" Wait, what was that?
"Did that bear just ask me a question?" Yes, yes it did. Thank god. I am glad that it wasn't only me who heard that…
The bear then… opened it's mask to reveal Izzy!
What the fuck?!
"I'm, like, so confused right now," Lindsay said. Me too. Wait, it was at this moment, I remembered.
"What are you, some kind of weirdo?" Gwen asked. Not gonna lie, I think so too Gwen, but it's Izzy that we're talking about!
"I thought it'd be funny!" Izzy chuckled.
I jumped down and went up next to her, "Izzy, your definition of funny isn't quite the same as ours. I thought for sure I'd be fucking mauled!"
"Well, you didn't! You're alright and alive, just like everyone else! Didn't think I would scare you the most out of all of y'all though…"
I grumbled at her joke. I'm actually more upset that I forgot that she also did this stunt the first time!
"I'm pretty fucking beat," Said Justin, "I'm gonna go to sleep."
"What?! You can't go now! You'll miss all of the fun camping stuff!" Izzy said. Also, why the fuck is she still wearing that bear costume?
"Izzy, we have to get up early tomorrow so we can get to the campgrounds first. We don't have time for this." Trent said. I agree with him a bit.
"But we haven't told spooky stories, and sing songs."
"We're not really in the mood." Gwen grumbled.
"Just one. Pleeeeeeease?"
We all went out one huge sigh.
"Fine." Justin said.
"Alright! This one is my favorite. Here goes…" she took a breath, "I call this one, the Campfire Song Song. Let's gather around the campfire and sing our campfire song! Our C-A-M-P-F-I-F-E S-O-NG song. And if you don't think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong. But it'll help if you just sing along! Bum bum bum. C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song, C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song. And if you don't think we can sing faster then you're wrong. But it'll help if you just sing along! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G, Lindsay!"
Lindsay was put off at suddenly having the attention towards her, "What? C-M-A-F-R-P-E…"
"Gwen!" Izzy called out.
"…"
"Good!" Izzy said anyway. "IT'LL HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP! IT'LL HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP IF YOU JUST SING ALOOOOOOOOOOOONG!" She threw her bare head on the floor, "Oh yeah!" [2]
I honestly didn't know what the fuck I just saw. I'm also pretty sure the others didn't either.
Confessional
Cody – "Man, I didn't knew that Izzy watched SpongeBob Squarepants" that's everything I said.
End of Confessional
After Izzy's… uh, singing, the fish sticks were ready. We began to eat them. Wasn't the best food in the world, but at least it was leagues better than Chef's cooking.
Then, the bushes rustled again. From the same exact place where Izzy arrived in her bear suit, another bear emerged.
Oh no…
OH NO…
"Wow. That costume is really good. I mean, I thought mine was good, but this one is really good."
I slowly put my fish down and stood up.
"It's probably Chris trying to mess with us," Trent replied "Yeah, nice try man. You can't punk us twice."
I kept my eyes on the bear.
"I don't know, Trent. That one actually looks pretty damn real." Noah said with small signs of fear.
I began to back away until I hit a tree.
"Chris DID say there were bears…" Heather responded in a shaky voice.
By the time my back hit the tree, the bear roared, "GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWLLLLL!"
"UP THE TREE!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. I don't think I've ever screamed that loud in my life.
Fear gave me a huge boost of energy as I high-tailed up the tree. Everyone else followed.
And I peed in my pants again. Wonderful, just fucking wonderful…
I climbed to the highest branch on the tree. I looked down and saw the bear looking at us.
"This is all your fault Crazy Girl! If you didn't make those bear sounds and dress like a bear, then we could ACTUALLY SLEEP in our tents!"
I actually could fucking care less about where I slept, if I'm being honest. All I want is to NOT get near that bear! This can't get any worse, can it?
Aaand I just fucking jinxed it. It got worse. It started to rain. At least it'd cover up my urine stench.
As for the bear, it doesn't look like it's going away anytime soon.
"I guess we'll have to sleep right here." Justin said.
"Hey Cody, can I sleep with you?~" I had only just realized that Lindsay's on the same branch as me. Must've been too scared to realize.
A lot of the other branches were taken. The only ones available were the ones closer to the ground. I don't want Lindsay to climb all the way back down.
So I agreed, "Sure, Lindsay!"
Lindsay smiled at me and shuffled next to me. We maneuvered around a bit until we found a suitable position. Luckily the branch was wide enough to hold us.
We managed to find a good sleeping position soon afterwards. I'm lighter and shorter than Lindsay was, so she made me lie on her and she leaned against the tree trunk. I found myself snuggling and resting my head on her massive titties, but she didn't seem to mind. If anything, she seemed to enjoy it.
God damn, her gigantic bazookas felt really soft and natural. I guess she wasn't lying about her breasts being natural. After all, I heard that implants don't feel as nice as natural ones.
Enough talking about her breasts for one day.
"Zzzzzzzzz…." Lindsay already began to sleep. Must like it when her boyfriend is sleeping on her.
After a few minutes of getting comfortable, my eyes started to feel extremely heavy.
Dreamland here I come again!
Zzzzzzzzzzzz...
The Next Morning…
Uh, man is it morning already? I'm too tired to get up, especially since my hand… my hand is… my hand is squeezing uh… Lindsay's massive breast.
Not gonna lie, it feels kind of good. Just imagine licking her mommy mil-
GOD DAMMIT CODY!
I shouldn't get too wrapped up in this. Sure, I might have not experienced this ever in my life up until the first episode, but still! I shouldn't get distracted by those… those massive milkers…
DAMMIT CODY!
I hear Lindsay moaning softly, "Yeah Cody, grab my milkies more!~"
I froze at what she just said. I know she couldn't help it, since she is a asleep, but still. I'm trying not to get a boner from this, but this situation is making it difficult!
I release my hand from her soft balloons and looked at my watch. It says 7:20AM! We're supposed to be there at 8:00AM! That's only 40 minutes from now!
I reached behind and slightly patted the busty blonde to get up.
"Psst, get up Lindsay." I spoke softly. The blonde bombshell stirred but went back to sleep. I wouldn't blame though, we're still beat from last night.
I tried again. "Hey, wake up." I patted a little harder. She finally got up.
She let out a cute yawn, "What? Cody?" she said tiredly.
"We have to head to the campgrounds now." I told her.
"Bear's gone." Noah said who had also woken up. Thank god the bear is gone.
"And the map too." Gwen said. Fuck.
One by one, we all got down from the tree. However, Noah slipped off the branch and fell the rest of the way. Luckily it was shortfall otherwise he'd be broken.
"Oh Cody, that was, like, the best sleep I've had in a while," Lindsay told me.
"Really? You found comfort on that branch?" I asked her while scratching myself.
"Well, the branch did feel hard, but you were with me the whole night," I resisted the urge to say 'that's what she said'.
Izzy then said something about raccoons sleeping in the trees. Noah then began to explain to Izzy about raccoons sleeping in trees.
Leshawna spoke, "You know what, Crazy Girl? I don't wanna hear another word from you. You're the reason why we had to sleep on the tree in the first place!"
A bird was chirping away. It was really annoying all of us, "SHUT UP!" We yell in sync.
"Come on people. Let's get a move on!" Trent said.
No time to fully wake up and shit, we need to book it. Thankfully, my pants are dry now.
We all ran as fast as we could back to the campgrounds. I wouldn't want our team to lose the challenge. I'm sure I'll be safe since I didn't do anything wrong.
I hope we're going the right way, though. We lost our map from the rain last night, but it looks like we're heading in the right direction.
"We're the first ones back!" I hear Courtney say. Oh no.
"Oh no! They beat us here!" Justin wailed and then turned to Izzy, "This is all your fault!" she accused the redhead.
"Uh uh uh uh. Not so fast Gopherinos," Chris said, "It seems like the Killer Bass are missing a few fish."
I looked around, checking the Bass that were here. Bridgette, Courtney, DJ, Duncan, Geoff, Harold and Tyler were there. It looked like Katie and Sadie were missing.
Then we saw Katie and Sadie running, "We're sorry Killer Bass! We're sorry!"
The Bass glared at them as Chris announced, "Killer Bass. You guys have lost the challenge, the bonfire ceremony starts at 7PM. Until then, decide who goes home."
I decided to walk off, into my cabin.
I lost track of time over how many long I laid in bed. I almost went to sleep a multiple times, but ended up forcing myself awake. Despite the fact that I'm tired, I didn't even want to go to sleep yet.
KNOCK! KNOCK!
Someone was at the door. Trent, Noah and Justin weren't in here with me and if it were one of them, then they would've just come in like usual. They are allowed in here. It must be someone else then.
"Go away" I said, hoping that would signal a light in their brain that I don't wanna be messed with right now.
KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!
The knocking intensified.
"I SAID GO AWAY!" I yelled louder. I was still too tired to get out of bed.
KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!
Whoever's there isn't giving up. Grumbling in frustration and annoyance I got out of bed to see who's here. To my surprise, it was Harold.
"What do you want, Harold?" I asked with annoyance.
"Listen, I don't have time to chit chat and all that shit. Or 'small-talk' as its referred to these days. Mhm, that's what they call it. You see, I'm not the type of person who loves to drag things out. I don't like talking on and on. I really can't stand all of that. Do you know anyone like that? Some person who simply rambles on and on for hours on end?"
I respond, being confused, "….I guess?" I was really wondering where this was going.
He continued, "And you wish they would get to the point, but they just don't. They always drag the shit on forever and ever and ev-"
"You're doing the same thing right now, you know?"
This made him pause for a moment and continued, "Oops, sorry about that. You see, sometimes I just get carried away with stuff like that. Like my introductions. Because introductions are very important in my opinion. A bad introduction means that y-"
"Can you PLEASE get to the POINT already?! I'm already cranky right now as is." I almost yelled.
"Okay! GOSH! What did you do with my red ant farm?" the nerd asked me.
I explained that I didn't do it and Harold didn't believe me at first. However, I made up lies that maybe Duncan got rid of all of his ants. Harold apologized to me.
The nerd said one last thing, "Before I go, I'd like to say I like someone on your team." Wait, the only person on my team that has no feelings for anyone yet is…
Leshawna?! I ask Harold, "You like Leshawna?!"
The nerd gasped, "How did you know that?!"
I say "Lindsay and Heather are with me, Noah is with Izzy and Gwen also has a crush on me. So it had to be Leshawna."
Harold blushed, "J-Just don't tell Leshawna yet. I'll ask her at a later time, as I'm about to go to elimination ceremony."
Then we hear the megaphone calling the Bass to the bonfire. Damn has today gone by that fast? "see ya tomorrow, Cody." I yell out a "See ya!"
Ten minutes later, Trent came in the cabin and let out a huge sigh, "Sadie is eliminated. No surprise there."
I was shocked. In the original, Katie was eliminated. That's strange, though I tried to show as little suspicion as possible, "Yea, I had a feeling one of them were going to go home. After all, both of them cost their team the challenge."
I was getting a bit sleepy to add to my huge tiredness, and within seconds I fell asleep.
Zzzzzzz…..
[1] Remember the main pairing of PurpleBandit3000's fic, "Total Drama Redemption"?
[2] I feel like you should get this reference. It's SpongeBob for crying out loud!
At least I got through this chapter as soon as I did! I'm glad I was able to achieve it, and with AustralianBeast17's help too! That's pretty much it for this chapter, hope you guys enjoyed it. It is now confirmed that Gwen likes Cody, but Lindsay and Heather are still a bit hesitant on making her join the harem. It's also been confirmed that Harold has a soft spot for Leshawna, the bootylicious queen. Sadie is eliminated here because she didn't do anything after Katie got eliminated, but I'm hoping to add scenes where Katie can do stuff on her own in the future.
This is also my longest chapter to date, with 7.8k words!
Here's the elimination order:
22nd: Ezekiel
21st: Eva
20th: Beth
19th: Owen
18th: Sadie
Screaming Gophers: Cody, Gwen, Heather, Izzy, Justin, Leshawna, Lindsay, Noah Trent.
Killer Bass: Bridgette, Courtney, DJ, Duncan, Geoff, Harold, Katie, Tyler.
If you have any ideas for the next chapter (btw, it's a non-challenge chapter), let me know your idea via PM or review, follow and fav the story (if you want), stay safe and have a great day!
-toxicistoblame
