You've got an Abnormal in me

by miguelcopier

Medaka Kurokami was Andy's favorite toy and Andy loved her so much that nothing could ever replace her. But when a new toy shows up on his birthday Andy starts playing with the new toy and Medaka starts to get jealous and feels replaced by the new toy. Will she be the new toy's friend or will she get rid of it for good?

8. Chapter 8

You've got an Abnormal in me

Chapter 8

A new toy has shown up in Andy's room and Medaka and the other toy decided to check the new toy out

Satsuku uses her wrist communicator again detailing her mission

Satsuki Kiryuin mission log, stardate 4-0-7-2. My ship has run off course en route to sector 12. Satsuki said

(Sector 12?) Medaka said in her mind

I've crash-landed in a strange new school. The impact must've awoken me from hypersleep. Satsuki said

(School?) Medaka said in her mind

Satsuki then jumps up and down on the bed

The terrain seems a bit unstable. Satsuki said

Satsuki then taps her wrist communicator

No readout yet if the air is breathable. Satsuki said

(What in the world is she talking about?) Medaka said in her mind

And there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere. Satsuki said

While looking around Medaka pops up in front of Satsuki

Hello! Medaka said

(Screams) Satsuki screamed

My name is... Medaka said

Satsuki takes out her sword and points it at Medaka

What on earth? Medaka said

Who are you? Satsuki said

Whoa! H-hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Calm down! Medaka said

What? Satsuki said

Did i frighten you? Didn't mean to. Medaka said

What? Satsuki said

My name is... Medaka said

Who are you? Satsuki said

Satsuki pointed her sword at Medaka very threateningly

Put your sword down. Medaka said

Why? Satsuki said

I'm not an enemy. Medaka said

Really? Satsuki said

Yes. Medaka said

Hmm... Satsuki said

What? Medaka said

Are you sure? Satsuki said

I already said yes. Medaka said

Very well. Satsuki said

Satsuki pulls her sword away from Medaka and puts it back

Can i talk now? Medaka said

You may. Satsuki said

Thank you. Anyway, my name is Medaka. Medaka said

Satsuki. Satsuki said

Nice to meet you. Medaka said

Likewise. What is this place? Satsuki said

This is Andy's room. Medaka said

Andy? Satsuki said

Yes. Medaka said

I see. Satsuki said

And that's all i wanted to say. Medaka said

Really? Satsuki said

Yes and also, there has been a bit of a mix-up. Medaka said

Mix-up? Satsuki said

Yes. Medaka said

What do you mean? Satsuki said

This is my spot, see the bed here? Medaka said

I see it. Satsuki said

Good and also... Medaka said

Satsuki spots Medaka's red wrap on her left arm that said Student Council president

Local Student Council president right? Satsuki said

That's right. Medaka said

It's about time you got here. Satsuki said

Why? Medaka said

My ship has crash-landed here by mistake. Satsuki said

Yes, it is a mistake because, you see, the bed here is my spot. Medaka said

I need to repair my turbo boosters. Satsuki said

Did you not hear what i just said? Medaka said

Do you people still use fossil fuel? Satsuki said

What? Medaka said

Or have you discovered crystallic fusion? Satsuki said

Well, let's see. We've got double-A's. Medaka said

Really? Satsuki said

Yes and... Medaka said

Satsuki sees something and gasps after seeing it

Wait. Satsuki said

What is it? Medaka said

Watch yourself! Satsuki said

What? Medaka said

Satsuki pins Medaka down and points her sword

What are you...? Medaka said

Halt! Who goes there?! Satsuki said

Suddenly the other toys appeared and saw Satsuki with her sword pointing at them

Don't hurt us! It's okay. Friends. Zoidberg said

Do you know these people? Satsuki said

Yes! They're Andy's toys. Medaka said

Really? Satsuki said

Yes. Medaka said

Satsuki puts her sword away approaches the other toys and talks to them

All right, everyone, you're clear to come up. Satsuki said

The toys then climbed onto the bed approached Satsuki and talked with her

I am Satsuki Kiryuin. I come in peace. Satsuki said

Oh, i'm so glad you're not an alien lobster. Zoidberg said

Wh-why, thank you! Now, thank you all for your kind welcome. Satsuki said

Say, what's that button do? Zoidberg said

You wanna know what it does? Satsuki said

Yes. Zoidberg said

I'll show you. Satsuki said

Satsuki then presses the button on her uniform

Satsuki Kiryuin to the rescue! Satsuki's voice box said

Oh! the other toys said

Cool. Bart said

Hey, Medaka's got somethin' like that. Hers is a pull string. Only it's... Foghorn said

Only it sounds like a car ran over it. Bart said

Medaka then holds her pull string after hearing what Bart just said

Oh, yeah, but not like this one. This is a quality sound system. Gene said

Quality sound system? Bart said

Yeah. Probably all copper wiring, huh? Gene said

Totally. Bart said

So, uh, where are you from? Gene said

What? Satsuki said

Where are you from? Gene said

Somewhere far away. Satsuki said

Like what? Singapore? Hong Kong? Gene said

Well, no. Actually, I-I'm stationed up in at Honnouji Academy. Satsuki said

Honnouji Academy? Gene said

Yes. Satsuki said

Oooh. Very fancy. Gene said

As Satsuki talks Medaka rolls her eyes looks at the back of the box and reads the description in the speech bubble

As Student Council president, i protect the academy from the threat of invasion from my evil mother Ragyo, sworn enemy of Honnouji Academy. Satsuki said

Oh, really? I'm from Playskool. Bart said

Interesting. Satsuki said

And i'm from Mattel. Well, i'm not really from Mattel. I'm actually from a smaller company that was purchased in a leveraged buyout. Zoidberg said

Very interesting. Satsuki said

While Satsuki was talking with the other toys Medaka approached Spider-Man with an annoyed look on her face

You'd think they'd never seen a new toy before. Medaka said

Well, sure. Look at him! Spider-Man said

I'm looking. Medaka said

I mean he's got more gadgets on him than a Swiss Army knife. Spider-Man said

I know. Medaka said

What's this? I say what's this? Foghorn said

Foghorn sees Satsuki's sword and tries to touch but Satsuki pulls it away from him

Ah, ah, ah, ah! Please be careful. Satsuki said

Why? Foghorn said

Trust me. You don't wanna be in the way when i pull out my sword. Satsuki said

Hey, a sword! How come you don't have a sword, Medaka? Bart said

It's not a sword! It's a... Medaka said

It's what? Bart said

It's a fan you cool off with. Medaka said

Yeah. Sure. Bart said

What's with her? Gene said

Sword envy. Bart said

All right, that's enough! Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy. Medaka said

Toy? Satsuki said

T-O-Y. Toy. Medaka said

Excuse me, but i-i think the word you're searching for is Student...Council...president. Satsuki said

The word i'm searching for i can't say because there's preschool toys present. Medaka said

Medaka gestures to the other toys

Gettin' kinda tense, aren't ya? Bart said

Uh, Mrs. Kiryuin, uh, now, i'm curious. What does a Student Council president actually do? Zoidberg said

Well i... Satsuki said

She's not a Student Council president! She doesn't fight evil or, or use swords or fly. Medaka said

Excuse me! Satsuki said

Satsuki presses a red button on her chest and wings pop out

Ooh! the toys said

Oh, impressive wingspan! Very good! Gene said

Oh, what? What? These are plastic. She can't fly! Medaka said

They are a tellurium-carbonic alloy, and I CAN fly. Satsuki said

No, you can't. Medaka said

(Signs) Yes, i can. Satsuki said

You can't. Medaka said

Can! Satsuki said

Can't! Can't! Can't! Medaka said

I could fly around this room with my eyes closed! Satsuki said

OK, then, Mrs. Kiryuin, prove it. Medaka said

Very well. I will. Stand back, everyone! Satsuki said

The toys step back while Medaka shakes her head in disbelief as Satsuki steps onto one of the bed posts RC Mr. Spell and the other toys look up at him as she closes her eyes and is now ready

To infinity and beyond! Satsuki said

Satsuki is about to show Medaka and the other toys that she can fly stay tuned

TO BE CONTINUED