You've got an Abnormal in me
Chapter 9
The toys were talking with Satsuki Kiryuin the new toy while Medaka was upset by her
While Satsuki was talking with the other toys Medaka approached Spider-Man with an annoyed look on her face
You'd think they'd never seen a new toy before. Medaka said
Well, sure. Look at him! Spider-Man said
I'm looking. Medaka said
I mean he's got more gadgets on him than a Swiss Army knife. Spider-Man said
I know. Medaka said
What's this? I say what's this? Foghorn said
Foghorn sees Satsuki's sword and tries to touch but Satsuki pulls it away from him
Ah, ah, ah, ah! Please be careful. Satsuki said
Why? Foghorn said
Trust me. You don't wanna be in the way when i pull out my sword. Satsuki said
Hey, a sword! How come you don't have a sword, Medaka? Bart said
It's not a sword! It's a... Medaka said
It's what? Bart said
It's a fan you cool off with. Medaka said
Yeah. Sure. Bart said
What's with her? Gene said
Sword envy. Bart said
All right, that's enough! Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy. Medaka said
Toy? Satsuki said
T-O-Y. Toy. Medaka said
Excuse me, but i-i think the word you're searching for is Student...Council...president. Satsuki said
The word i'm searching for i can't say because there's preschool toys present. Medaka said
Medaka gestures to the other toys
Gettin' kinda tense, aren't ya? Bart said
Uh, Mrs. Kiryuin, uh, now, i'm curious. What does a Student Council president actually do? Zoidberg said
Well i... Satsuki said
She's not a Student Council president! She doesn't fight evil or, or use swords or fly. Medaka said
Excuse me! Satsuki said
Satsuki presses a red button on her chest and wings pop out
Ooh! the toys said
Oh, impressive wingspan! Very good! Gene said
Oh, what? What? These are plastic. She can't fly! Medaka said
They are a tellurium-carbonic alloy, and I CAN fly. Satsuki said
No, you can't. Medaka said
(Signs) Yes, i can. Satsuki said
You can't. Medaka said
Can! Satsuki said
Can't! Can't! Can't! Medaka said
I could fly around this room with my eyes closed! Satsuki said
OK, then, Mrs. Kiryuin, prove it. Medaka said
Very well. I will. Stand back, everyone! Satsuki said
The toys step back while Medaka shakes her head in disbelief as Satsuki steps onto one of the bed posts RC Mr. Spell and the other toys look up at him as she closes her eyes and is now ready
To infinity and beyond! Satsuki said
Satsuki jumps off the post bounces off a ball and lands on a car which rolls down the track we saw at the beginning around the loop-de-loop and zooms off a jump Satsuki then flies up into the air and gets caught on a mobile airplane hanging from the ceiling which activates and spins wildly around and around until she breaks free and lands on the bed in front of Medaka
What the? Medaka said
Can! Satsuki said
Huh? Medaka said
Whoa! Oh, wow, you flew magnificently! Zoidberg said
Cool. Bart said
I found my moving buddy. Spider-Man said
Thank you! Th-Thank you all! Thank you! Satsuki said
Are you kidding me? Medaka said
What's wrong? Satsuki said
What was that? Medaka said
What do you think it was? I was flying. Satsuki said
That wasn't flying! That was...falling with style. Medaka said
Man, the dolls must really go for you. Can you teach me that? Bart said
Dolls? Satsuki said
It's an expression. Bart said
Oh. Satsuki said
While Satsuki was talking with the other toys Medaka and Foghorn looked at them but Medaka was still very upset
(Laughs) Golly Bob-Howdy! I say Golly Bob-Howdy! Foghorn said
Oh, shut up! Medaka said
What's wrong Medaka? Foghorn said
Nothing. Medaka said
Nothing? Foghorn said
Nothing. Medaka said
Are you sure about that? Foghorn said
Well... Medaka said
Well, what? Foghorn said
It's just that that new toy is so annoying. Medaka said
She can't be that bad. Foghorn said
Well, i don't think so. Medaka said
You gotta calm down. I say you gotta calm down. Foghorn said
I am perfectly calm. Medaka said
Really? Foghorn said
Yes. Medaka said
Good. Foghorn said
Everything will be back to normal soon. Medaka said
What do you mean? Foghorn said
In a couple of days, everything will be just the way it was. They'll see. Medaka said
Medaka looks jealously at Satsuki getting praise from the other toys
They'll see. Medaka said
Medaka? Foghorn said
They'll all see. Medaka said
Medaka? Foghorn said
I'm still Andy's favorite toy. Medaka said
Oh boy. I say oh boy. Foghorn said
After Medaka said that Andy is shown playing with her while bouncing up and down on his bed
(I was on top of the world.)
(Livin' high.)
(It was right in my pocket.)
(I was livin' the life.)
(Things were just the way they should be.)
(When from out of the sky like a bomb.)
(Comes some little punk in a rocket.)
(Now all of a sudden.)
(Some strange things are happenin' to me.)
Andy jumps off, plays with Medaka in the air then puts him down in front of a box with BANK written on it. He brings Satsuki in presses the laser button and pretends to shoot Medaka with it and pushes him over with his hand he runs to his closet and changes into his white uniform pajamas and wears a long navy blue hair wig and with wings-like Satsuki and runs out of his room
Satsuki Kiryuin to the rescue! Andy said
Medaka wakes up and is devastated by Andy pushing him over and she watches in shock as the posters change from one Student Council president to another the bedsheets on Andy's bed even change to the samurai girl with Satuski Kiryuin on it
(Strange things are happenin' to me.)
(Strange things.)
(Strange things are happenin' to me.)
(Ain't no doubt about it.)
Zoidber is trying to roar but he can only make "ah" noises Satsuki lifts his head up and urges him and Zoidberg lets out a big roar which blows Bart's parts off Satsuki shakes Zoidberg's hand in congratulations later Medaka meets up with Etch who has a picture of Satsuki written on his screen Medaka looks over at Satsuki who is combing a troll doll's hair with a comb Angered, Medaka lifts Etch up and shakes him up and down to get the picture off
(I had friends.)
(I had lots of friends.)
(Now all my friends are gone.)
(And I'm doin' the best I can to carry on.)
All the toys are lifting up "weights" though some of them are struggling to lift them like Snake and Zoidberg Satsuki is using Robot's treads as a treadmill
(I had power.)
(Power.)
(I was respected.)
(respected.)
(But not anymore.)
(And I've lost the love to the one whom I adored.)
Bart tries to lift the weights but his arms come off and he falls over Medaka looks for Foghorn to play checkers when she sees Foghorn helping with moving Satsuki's cardboard ship with Robot onto some cubes so that Satsuki can fix it from underneath Medaka angrily kicks the checkerboard and one red piece bounces off the drawer and ends up in her mouth
(Let me tell you about the strange things are happenin' to me.)
(Strange things.)
(Strange things are happenin' to me.)
(Ain't no doubt about it.)
On Andy's bed Satsuki was scratching Foghorn's chin making his feather tail wag and hit Medaka many times Annoyed Medaka pushes Foghorn's back off the bed carrying Foghorn with then put his toys away in the toy chest, then he came to Medaka and Satsuki and looked at them to decide which to take to bed that night Andy sleeps with Satsuki whilst Medaka watches sadly from the toy chest thinking Andy doesn't love her anymore
(Strange things.)
(Strange things.)
The next morning Medaka opens the lid and looks from side to side then opens it
Finally! Medaka said
Medaka sighs while feeling her body to find her Student Council uniform missing
Who has my uniform? Medaka said
Uh oh someone has taken Medaka's uniform while she was asleep in the toy box yesterday but who could it be stay tuned
TO BE CONTINUED
