A/N: I was watching April Fools Blank and realized there wasn't a Halloween episode (?) and how much Jade would have loved it so I wrote Tori giving Jade a Halloween themed pick-up line instead (even though we're still a few months out from Halloween, ssh).

It was a regular lunch period at Hollywood Arts. Tori, Jade, and Cat were sitting at their lunch table, waiting for their other friends to arrive. Tori decided to take the opportunity before that happened to drop the pick up line she'd seen the previous night that had immediately made her think of Jade.

"It's spooky season, Jade," Tori said, catching the attention of her two companions currently sitting at the lunch table, "and I'm not a haunted house, but I can make you scream at night."

Jade's expression quickly changed from bemused to flustered with her girlfriend's words. "Tori, we're in public. And with Cat."

Cat laughed before her face got serious again. "I don't get it."

"Get what, little red?" Andre asked, just as he and Robbie (and Rex) sat at the table with their own lunches.

"Tori's joke," Cat said. "Come on, say it again, Tori."

"Yeah, humor us," Rex piped up, but Tori was stopped by Jade's hand covering her mouth before she could say anything.

Jade shook her head. "It wasn't very funny, you guys wouldn't like it."

The boys shrugged and let it go, and with a look from Jade, Tori's attempt to re-tell her pick-up line died right there.

Tori later got a private earful from Jade about saying flustering things like that in public to her (especially in front of Cat and their friends), but once Jade was finally done talking, Tori actually got to make good use of her pick-up line.

Which Jade later admitted was actually pretty great.

A/N: It was Tori's turn to drop a pick up line to Jade (but Cat, you sweet summer child, I am So Sorry). Thanks for reading!