AN: I think this fanfic might be dead. Kuro and Luna can't carry this. The world of Danmachi doesn't really have that sizzle. Might come back if I can't think of another fanfic to write. Don't get your hopes up though.

Tanya relaxed in the kitchen drinking coffee.

Currently, all was going to plan.

An insane smile formed on her face.

The Loki Familia fame of killing Goliath and having six level 2 adventurers should slowly be spreading by now.

Now, all they needed was to find a mansion to buy.

With a mansion, they could house more Familia members.

As for recruitment, Tanya decided to leave it to Finn, Gareth, and Riveria.

She even gave the three contract papers that would entice any poor sap.

As for Kuro and Luna, they displayed no interest in recruiting.

From what she could understand, they didn't want to make attachments to people who could likely die.

It was understandable to Tanya.

Although they seemed to underestimate her ability to make soldiers out of poor saps.

Kuro and Luna barged in.

The two sat seriously in front of her and she wondered why.

Then she remembered and realized it was most likely another argument between the two.

"What is it this time?"

Kuro explained the situation.

"We're trying to see who's the better cook and decided you would be the judge."

Tanya thought about wasting her time watching them cook.

She didn't really have anything to do currently so why not?

"Alright, go ahead."

Kuro started cooking first.

"What if Mary Sue came to this world and is currently stalking Tanya?"

Tanya became confused and her brain stopped working.

Sorry, but how is this cooking food?

Luna barged in.

"Booooooooooooo, never cook again! Let me show you how a real cook does it."

Kuro crossed his arms and dared Luna.

Tanya tried to process why they weren't getting out pots and pans for cooking.

Luna proceeded to cook.

"What if Being X was Tanya all along? What if Being X made Tanya suffer so Tanya could become Being X."

Kuro and Tanya's mouths hung open.

Kuro closed his eyes in defeat.

"I concede this battle to you."

Luna thumped her chest.

"That's what I thought!"

The two left the kitchen and Tanya was left alone to think about many things.

The days went by quickly.

Tanya successfully found a cheap mansion with Loki and bought it.

The two explored the mansion together.

Loki took in the sight of everything.

Her Familia had come really far.

"This place is nice, how long do you think we'll be here?"

Tanya did some mental calculations.

"About a decade until we have to buy a castle for new Familia members."

Loki smiled at that.

A castle, she would like that.

Outside, multiple people entered the mansion gate.

Finn, Gareth, and Riveria led them.

As for Kuro and Luna, they were sitting together in a tree watching the scene.

Luna ate her popcorn.

"That's a lot of new members."

Kuro thought of the future.

"And a lot of money."

Luna seemed to remember something.

"Are you going to make equipment for every one of them?"

Kuro shrugged his shoulder.

"Don't know, but probably not, I don't feel like it."

Luna gently punched his shoulder.

"Lazy bone."

Inside the mansion, Loki and Tanya came out.

Tanya greeted the new recruits.

"Welcome everyone, thank you for joining our Familia. Let's strive for a bright future together aye!"

The recruits raised their arms excitedly.

"Aye!"

Tanya pointed at tables filled with food out in the open.

"Goddess Loki here will give you your Falna one by one. While that's happening, enjoy the company of one another over there. Remember the people by you, they will be your comrades in arms, life, and death in the future."

The recruits cheered and went to the tables to start conversing with one another.

Finn led some of them away towards Loki to be given their Falna.

Luna grinned at Kuro.

"Wanna make this party lit?"

Kuro laid back.

"There's no music for that."

Luna grinned more.

"Then it's a good thing I brought musicians."

Musicians entered the mansion and Kuro's eyes widened.

They went onto a stage and Luna jumped onto the stage.

"Let's introduce ourselves, everyone, when I call out your squad, you scream here alright!" Can I hear an aye!"

The recruits could see a show was about to be put on and cheered at Luna.

"Aye."

Luna snapped her fingers and the musicians started playing.

She started singing and dancing.

"No pain, no gain, Expendables, are you here?!"

"Here!"

"Beautiful, fabulous, Fairies, are you here?!"

Here!"

"Fearless, Maniacs, Berserkers, are you here?!"

"Here!"

"Wealth, Fame, Power, do you want it all?!"

"Yeah!"

Kuro jumped onto the stage and joined her.

Far away, Finn, Gareth, and Riveria looked blankly at the scene.

They had not planned or heard about this.

The three looked at Tanya and she sighed.

Well, Tanya couldn't let Tanya and Kuro hog all the attention.

Tanya jumped onto stage and joined them.

Kuro grinned at and clapped at Tanya.

"Ooo, a challenger!"

Luna pointed stunningly at Tanya.

"Let's see your moves!"

Tanya proceeded to execute dazzling lights and amazing acrobats.

She imbued her voice with mana and proceeded to sing beautifully.

The recruits became enraptured.

The musicians played harder.

Kuro and Luna looked at each other.

They shook each other hands and proceeded to have a dance off against against Tanya.

Finn, Gareth, and Riveria were blank face.

Finn couldn't see himself dancing.

Gareth couldn't see himself singing.

Riveria couldn't see herself doing both.

Loki led the recruits she had given Falna out of the mansion.

"Next."

She stopped as she saw the scene on stage.

"Oh!?"

Riveria, Gareth, and Finn watched as Loki ran on stage to support Tanya against Kuro and Luna.

Finn was lost at the sight.

"What in the world is happening."

Gareth was awed.

"I never knew our goddess could sing."

Riveria was full on stoic.

"Let's hope it doesn't get out of control."