Vincenzo's
(After Senna's class was finished, it was the junior's and senior's lunch period. Asami and her friends wait in the parking lot, in Opal's car, until they finally spotted Korra and her friends coming to the parking lot. They walk straight to a dark blue 2019 Ram 1500 Quad Cab. They toss their backpacks into the truck bed and climb in. The truck starts and Korra takes off driving. Opal follows as discreetly as possible. 20 minutes later, they arrive at Vincenzo's. Korra and her friends immediately exit her truck and go into the restaurant. After waiting for a moment, Opal and her friends enter as well and quickly get a table. They grab their menus and prop them up, but soon take notice that they weren't the only ones who decided to come watch Korra and her friends. Kuvira and her group had turned up as well. The two groups glare at each other from opposite ends of the restaurant, while Korra and her friends were seated at a table in the middle. A waiter brings the four friends their beverages.)
Bolin: A toast! To our new captain!
Mako/Jargala: Yeahhh!
[The friends hold up their beverages and touch their cups together.]
Korra: [chuckles] Thanks guys.
Mako: It's great to have you back.
Korra: Great to be back.
Bolin: You don't miss South America, do you?
Korra: Little bit. I did have friends there. And the outdoor scene was fucking beautiful. I don't think there was ever a day where I stayed inside.
Jargala: What all did you do down there?
Korra: I'd go surfing and diving every day. I loved going out to the mountains for rock climbing, quad racing in the hills, zip-lining, hiking. I'd catch a few soccer matches here and there, travel to the other cities. Rio is paradise. And the food- God, the food there is phenomenal [chuckles]. I even went hang-gliding, biking in the Andes, saw the Amazon. But that excursion got cut short after I saw a fucking anaconda the size of a city bus. I nearly shit my pants, man.
Mako/Bolin/Jargala: [laugh]
Korra: When I tell you guys I never ran so fast, so far, so quickly - [shakes her head] Yo.
Bolin: [laughing] Shit, I would too! I am terrified of snakes! And you really saw one that big?
Korra: I swear to God.
Bolin: [shudders] Those things are the devil's creatures. No one can convince me otherwise.
Korra: Gotta agree with you on that [sips her drink]. This is why I don't fuck with Slytherin House.
Jargala/Bolin/Mako: [laugh]
Mako: [laughing] Still a Potterhead, huh?
Korra: As God would have it [chuckles]. If you don't fuck with Harry Potter, I can't fuck with you. Period.
Jargala: That part. Gryffindor House, bitch. Gang, gang.
Mako: [fist bumps Jargala] Facts.
Bolin: It's Hufflepuff for me. Long live Cedric.
Korra: Ravenclaw, bitches [throws up the rockstar hand sign, hanging out her tongue].
Jargala/Mako/Bolin: [chuckle at Korra]
Mako: I can't believe you really got your tongue pierced. That didn't hurt?
Korra: Nah, not really. The healing was a pain in the ass, but other than that I was cool. It actually felt kinda good.
Jargala: [chuckles] That's because you're a fucking masochist.
Korra: Lil bit [chuckles]. Pain is pleasure sometimes.
Jargala: [chuckling] And yet you wonder why all of your previous bodies went nuts.
Korra: Look, I tell everybody - sleep with me at your own risk [chuckles]. I warned them. Did they listen? No. That's not my fault.
Jargala: [laughs a bit] And Zarina? What really happened with her? I thought you guys were good.
Korra: I thought so too, but I was wrong. I tried to be friends after the breakup, but she wasn't having it. Especially after I hooked up with Katya. That's when she lied to her brothers and told them I forced myself on her in the locker room, and then the big fight happened [shrugs]. You know as soon the school princess starts crying wolf, it's her word against yours [shakes her head].
Jargala: That bitch better not ever let me catch her ass outside alone.
Mako: See? I told you it was a bad idea to get involved with her. No good ever comes from the queen of the school. You cross 'em once and they ruin your whole life.
Korra: I thought we were better than that, seeing as though we dated for a whole year. I mean, yeah, we didn't work out, but it wasn't the end of the fucking world. The vibes just weren't there anymore. I'm not gonna stay with somebody if I'm not feeling it anymore.
Bolin: That's how princesses are. Dramatic for no damn reason.
Korra: Yep [sips her drink]. Learned my lesson for sure. This is what happens when you decide to trust bitches. It comes back to bite you in the ass in some way, shape or form. I don't have time for it anymore. I never even cheated on her and I still got crapped on. It's always their way or no way.
Mako: Yep. That's a princess for you.
Korra: Didn't you date one for like two seconds?
Mako: Yeah, but we don't talk about that.
Korra: She do something to fuck you over?
Mako: Nah, we just weren't compatible enough. She wasn't my type. Didn't really feel like I could afford to trust her either. Especially after I learned who her friends were.
Korra: More primo bitches?
Mako: Yep [sips his drink].
Korra: And the 6th Beifong? She one of 'em?
Bolin: She might as well be. She's a cocky, bullying bitch. Rumor has it the sister is the same way. But according to Wing and Wei, that rumor is false.
Korra: Do you believe them?
Bolin: I mean, they're cool and we've been teammates for 3 years. I don't really think they'd lie about that. After all, she is their sister. But I don't trust anyone, so it's kinda hard to just take their word for it, you know?
Korra: No, I get it. But how is it that you guys have met the adopted sister, but not the blood one?
Jargala: Beats us. I mean, it's not like we're curious. We just don't care. What the hell would we have in common with her anyway?
Korra: True.
Bolin: We just keep to ourselves. Always have. We didn't really meet Kuvira by choice. She kinda just inserted herself into our daily lives at school. No matter how much we ignored her [rolls his eyes].
Korra: Popular loners, right? [chuckles and holds out her fist]
Mako/Bolin/Jargala: [fist bump Korra] Popular loners.
Bolin: Yo, that should be our next matching tattoo.
Korra: I'm down.
Jargala: Definitely.
Mako: We could go next weekend. I'll drive.
Korra: It's a date.
Jargala: Did you go with anyone when you got your tongue pierced?
Korra: My dad. We got ours pierced together.
Jargala: Go with me to get mine?
Korra: Like you gotta ask. Just say when.
Jargala: Ok. What kind is the one you got? It looks like a double piercing.
Korra: It is. I got the snake eyes piercing.
Jargala: I think I just want a single one.
Korra: It'll heal faster. Just don't French anyone or eat pussy for about a week [chuckles].
Jargala/Bolin/Mako: [laugh out loud]
Bolin: [chuckling] You stupid.
Jargala: As hell [chuckling].
Korra: I'm surprised you haven't had anyone to slurp on the regular yet [chuckles].
Jargala: Man, just like Mako and Bo, I don't trust these bitches. They're all the same anyway. Shit isn't worth my time.
Korra: [sings] They're rotting my brain, love
These hoes are the same
Jargala/Bolin/Mako: [sing] I admit it, another hoe got me finished
Broke my heart, oh no, you didn't!
Korra: [laughs and slaps palms with her friends] Shout out Juice…! 999 shit.
Jargala: Forever! Yo, I can't believe our man is really dead [shakes her head].
Korra: I fucking cried that day. I didn't even wanna believe it was real.
Mako: No one did. Me and Bo were sad as hell.
Jargala: I cried too. I played his music on blast that whole day.
Korra: Me too. Even got him tatted [shows a Juice Wrld tattoo on her left arm].
Bolin/Mako/Jargala: Dope…!
Mako: We still gotta get ours.
Korra: Shit, let's just make it another ink date.
Mako: Alright. You guys wanna go match at Funston after school?
Jargala/Korra/Bolin: Hell yeah.
Korra: I got some fire from South America [chuckles]. Shit is gonna blow your minds.
Mako/Bolin/Jargala: Aww yeah…!
Korra: You guys ever drive down to the dispensaries in the south?
Mako: Nah, we wanted to wait for you to get back first.
Korra: Aww, you fuckers [chuckles]. We should definitely go next month. My dad has a guy down there.
Bolin: Fuck yes!
Mako: Say less, it's on.
Korra: Alright. You guys don't have any extras you wanna invite from RCA, do you?
Mako: Hell no. We don't fuck with anyone from school [chuckles].
Jargala: Right [chuckles].
Korra: [chuckles] Alright, cool. I know you guys get the same whispers and stares that I did down south. I only hung out with like, two people.
Bolin: Of course we do. Kuvira called us antisocial pessimists that think lowly of everyone, just before you showed up.
Korra: Pessimists? Why do we have to be pessimists for not trusting people? [chuckles a bit] I never understood that. There's nothing pessimistic about not believing people and the bullshit that comes out of their mouths.
Jargala: Exactly our point. They kill me acting like they just trust everyone with zero hesitation. But they judge us and call us weird because we don't care to associate or make new friends.
Korra: For what? Not everyone goes into high school knowing each other. It's a building full of strangers. Why would we trust strangers? We grew up together, that's why we only trust each other. We've built trust, earned trust. We don't know you fucking people [chuckles].
Mako: Period. Everyone in high school is fake anyway. Everything is just for show. Nobody's real.
Bolin: And they always wanna ask, "well, why don't you guys just give people a chance?"
Jargala: A chance to do what? Stab me in the fucking back? [chuckles] No gracias. It's nothing but a trap. I don't let my guard down for anyone.
Bolin: The moment you do it, the deception starts creeping in. It's just not worth it.
Korra: Nope. That's part of the reason me and Zarina argued so much. 'Cause she knew I didn't really trust her, but I had every reason not to. In the end, all she did was prove me right. My intuition is never wrong. All she cared about was the sex anyway. The moment I cut that shit off- boom. In came the knife.
Jargala: Scale of 1 to 10, how good was the pussy?
Korra: I'd give it a 6.5. That shit tired out on me a little too fast [chuckles].
Jargala/Mako/Bolin: [laugh out loud]
Korra: The head game was fire, though. I'll give her a definite 10 on that. Especially whenever we got high. Have you ever smoked a blunt while you're gettin' topped off?
Jargala: No, but God, do I wanna try it so bad.
Korra: Try that shit…! Ya whole life will be changed…!
Jargala/Mako/Bolin: [laugh out loud again]
Korra: I nearly dropped the blunt on her head!
Jargala/Mako/Bolin: [laugh hysterically]
Bolin: [cracking up] I am dead!
Korra: High sex is crazy, man. I'm trying to tell y'all. She sucked on me like a ba-ba.
Jargala/Bolin/Mako: [holler comically and laugh harder]
Jargala: [cracking up] I am screaming! You are fucking stupid!
Korra: [chuckles] Nah, that head game was stupid.
Jargala/Bolin/Mako: [laugh more]
Korra: And she did deep throat.
Jargala/Bolin/Mako: [throw their heads down on the table and laugh even more, smacking the table]
Bolin: [cracking up] Korra, we fucking missed you…!
Korra: [chuckling] I missed you guys too.
Jargala: [wipes her eyes, laughing] Oh shit. I can't take you. Was Zarina a virgin before you smashed?
Korra: Nah, but Katya was [chuckles].
Mako: [chuckling] How many virginities did you swipe down there?
Korra: Like 2 or 3. But I didn't know that until after the fact. For some reason, girls don't always like admitting they're virgins. I don't have a problem with it, though. I like virgins [chuckles].
Mako: I don't [chuckles]. They get all clingy and attached and shit.
Korra: You've got a point there. But as soon as they get up underneath someone else, it passes.
Jargala: Not if the sex wasn't as good as yours [chuckles].
Korra: The other reason I had to flee South America.
Mako/Bolin/Jargala: [laugh]
Bolin: [laughing] That's what you get for slinging good dick like drugs!
Jargala: [laughing] Exactly! Why do you always have to fuck to the highest caliber?
Korra: Because I wanna fuck again!
Jargala/Bolin/Mako: [crack up laughing]
Korra: [laughs a bit] What kinda question is that? I'm sorry, I can't fake good dick. That's not in my DNA. I was bred to snatch souls.
Jargala/Mako/Bolin: [laugh even more, bouncing in their chairs]
Korra: [laughing] I can't let good pussy go to waste. If you let me in, I'm taking it all...! You gotta leave your mark, otherwise what's the point?
Mako: [cracking up] I can't breathe!
Korra: [laughing] Daddy always told me, "Don't just fuck 'em, own 'em."
Bolin: [hollers comically and continues cracking up]
Korra: [laughing] I love it when girls ask me that question during sex. "Why are you fucking me like this?" Because I wanna fuck again! Clearly! I want all hours access!
Jargala: [hollers comically and smacks on the table]
Korra: [laughing] I have never slayed anyone that I didn't wanna slay more than once. Why would I ever fake it? Nah, I'm goin' for the number one spot, top contender, baby girl's most wanted...!
Bolin/Mako/Jargala: [holler again and continue laughing]
Korra: [laughing] Like I said, it's at their own risk...! If they let me, they won't regret me or forget me. Period.
Jargala: [cracking up] My fucking stomach hurts!
Bolin: [cracking up] They definitely still regret you! Why? Because they won't forget you!
Korra: [shrugs, chuckling] Hey, if understanding the assignment is wrong, I gladly accept my violation [holds up her right hand]
Bolin/Mako/Jargala: [bounce some more and continue cracking up]
Mako: [laughing] You haven't changed one damn bit! I love it!
Jargala: [laughing] She's a fucking menace!
Korra: [chuckling] Oh please, like you're not one too.
Jargala: [chuckling] Not as much as I'd like to be. I don't have your gift. If I did, I'd definitely be out here ruining lives like you.
Korra: [gasps dramatically] Is that really what you think I do?
Jargala: [laughs] No, that's what the girls you defile think you do.
Korra: Defile? No, I bless females. I show 'em how they deserve to be fucked. But I'm one person, I can't be the only one out here fuckin' 'em right.
Jargala/Mako/Bolin: [crack up laughing some more]
Korra: These boys out here need to step their dick game up. This is why a lot of females out here deserve a penis more than guys do. It's an injustice of the highest order.
Jargala/Mako/Bolin: [laugh more]
Mako: [laughing hard] Please stop! I can't! [shaking his head and waving his hand]
Bolin: [laughing hard] I'm gonna pee!
Korra: [laughing] Alright, alright.
Jargala: [wipes her eyes, laughing] Omg, I haven't laughed that hard in so long. You're despicable.
Korra: [laughs] It's part of my process. How do you think I charm so many girls in the first place? I make 'em laugh right out of their drawers.
Bolin/Jargala/Mako: [smack on the table and laugh more]
Jargala: [laughing] Goddamn it! Shut up!
Korra: [laughing] Alright, I'll stop.
[The waiter finally brings over their food and places it on the table. The four friends start eating.]
Mako: [chewing] You know, there was actually a warning post about you on Instagram.
Korra: [chewing] Warning post? For what?
Mako: [chewing] Apparently kids from your old school started calling you a serial smasher [chuckles].
Korra: [slightly chokes on her pizza and laughs]
Mako/Bolin/Jargala: [laugh]
Korra: [chuckling with her mouth slightly full] Now that - that hurts. They wound me. I was not that bad.
Bolin: [chuckling and chewing] Really? 'Cause according to them, you fucked a lot of presumably straight girls and turned them.
Korra: I did no such thing…! I mean, I did hook up with a lot of straight girls, but technically they're still straight since they still took dick…! That's not turning them…!
Mako: [laughs] Yeah, well, they disagree.
Korra: [sucks her teeth and waves her hand dismissively] Fucking semantics. Bleh.
Mako/Bolin/Jargala: [laugh again]
Bolin: [chewing] So is it true that you hooked up with guys too?
Korra: I mean, they were bisexual, but yeah. They're really into that pegging shit. When females play daddy, It really gets 'em off.
Mako: [chokes on his drink and laughs] What the fuck?
Jargala: [laughing] I didn't think the pegging shit was real!
Bolin: [laughing] Neither did I!
Mako: So you're really just out here violating guys and girls? [laughing]
Korra: I can't help that I attract both genders. Men or women, it don't matter. If I saw 'em, then I had 'em [chuckles and shrugs; eating].
Jargala: [laughing] Fucking menace…!
Korra: [chuckling and eating] I am a lover. Ok?
Bolin: [chuckling] You ever think you'll be a lover for just one?
Korra: [eating] I tried that already and ended up having to pack up my life, and move away. Honestly, I have no clue. Maybe after high school, who knows? But I know I'm done fucking with high school girls right now. They don't want a relationship, they want drama. I'm not into all that. I just want somebody I can chill and kick it with, laugh with, smile with, do goofy shit with, and fuck good whenever I or they desire. Is that too much to ask? I don't think it is. I want somebody honest, someone who's not gonna stress me the fuck out or be jealous all the damn time [groans]. Zarina was so caught up on everyone from my past, she didn't even try to see forward to the future…! Do you know how annoying that is? Why do you wanna waste time being mad about who was on my dick before, when you've had the whole thing to yourself for a year?! I'm not fussing about everyone you fucked before dating me…! So why make it an issue on my part? Why can't we just move forward together? But no, she wants to whine and fuss, and bitch about everything that is no longer relevant, instead of enjoying the prize. Who has time for that? I certainly don't…! Do you know how many girls my father fucked, before he met my mom? Scores. And do you guys see her dwelling on it?
Bolin: Nope [eating].
Mako: [eating] Not at all.
Jargala: [eating] Negative.
Korra: Exactly! Because she's basking in the fact that she won the race! She defeated all of the other participants! Mad for what? Not a damn thing! She is living her best life with her king!
Jargala: [eating] As she should be.
Korra: These fucking high school girls need to grow up…! Being mad isn't gonna change what happened…! Mama always hoped I'd have a high school sweetheart too, but unfortunately my generation is trash…!
Jargala: [eating] Facts.
Korra: [eating] And I know it's not me…! I'm hilarious and lovable as hell, I can cook, I clean, I'm cuddly, I'm romantic, independent, I eat pussy off the bone, I'm handsome as fuck, I have my father's big dick and energy, and I grind cervixes. How the fuck could you not love me?
Jargala/Bolin/Mako: [laugh hysterically]
Korra: [eating] Like I know it can't be me…! Is it me?
Jargala: [eating] Not at all, big daddy. Like you said, these girls just need to grow up.
Korra: Period…! [sips her drink]
Mako: [eating] We're on the same page as you. Relationships aren't like they were back in our parents days. Now, everyone just manipulates, lies, pretends, uses, and creates drama. No one wants to deal with that shit.
Korra: [eating] Like it's not enough to just want me. A lot of people want me. I want someone to actually value me. Zarina couldn't do that and that's why I dumped her ass. I'm honestly just starting to accept that I may be nothing more than an orgasm donor.
Jargala: [eating] I disagree. You are too ideal a partner to just be that. I know you're gonna find someone someday, who's gonna worship your silly ass. 'Cause you deserve that, you really do. Don't let Zarina make you think otherwise. She missed out, not you. In fact, we're all gonna find someone who deserves us, 'cause we all deserve a bomb ass relationship. Right?
Bolin: [eating] Hey, manifest that shit. Speak it into existence.
Mako: [eating] Yep.
Jargala: It's gonna happen. I think we just need to get the hell out of high school first.
Mako/Bolin/Korra: [eating] Agreed.
[Korra and her friends continue to eat and conversate. Meanwhile, Kuvira had stealthily maneuvered herself over to Opal's table and sat down.]
Kuvira: What the hell are the 3 of you doing here?
Ginger: Getting pizza. What's it look like?
Kuvira: Bullshit. It looks to me like you're stalking.
Opal: Oh really? We're the stalkers? You don't even like Vincenzo's.
Kuvira: Call me patriotic, but I prefer American style pizza.
Ginger: 'Cause you're a fucking weirdo.
Kuvira: If any of you are thinking about making a move on the new girl, forget it. I already called dibs.
Opal: What are you? 11? This isn't middle school. You can't just call dibs on a person.
Kuvira: Well I did. Why do you even care? I thought you were on Bolin's dick?
Opal: Ok, screw you and it's none of your damn business who I check out.
Kuvira: [glares at Asami] And what the hell do you think you're doing?
Asami: Getting pizza with my friends. Not that that's any of your damn business either.
Kuvira: [glaring] You better not be thinking about Korra.
Asami: It's none of your fucking business who I think about. You're clearly obsessed since you came all the way to a pizza joint that you don't even like, just to watch some girl that you don't even know. I'm not psychotic like you.
Kuvira: Fuck you…! I'm not some crazed stalker.
Asami: Then what do you call this?
Kuvira: Look, you know-it-all bitch-!
Opal: What have I told you about talking to my best friend like that?!
Kuvira: Then you need do something about her smart ass mouth!
Opal: I don't need to do shit! You need to deal with the fact that not everyone is intimidated by your Nazi ass!
Kuvira: Fuck you, Opal! Some "family" you are!
Opal: Asami has been my family just as long as you have! I don't owe you any special loyalty! Especially when all you've ever done is disrespect her! Whine about it all you want!
Kuvira: Do you really wanna compete with me again, Sato?
Asami: Compete for what? I'm not desperate for attention like you.
Kuvira: Like Korra would want anything to do with a mousy, nerdy prude like you.
Asami: She doesn't seem to be interested in wicked, narcissistic bitches either.
Kuvira: [growls and lunges at Asami]
Ginger: [holds up her keychain mace] Ah, ah, ah. Don't even think about it. You want a face full of "bitch be gone" spray?
Kuvira: [growls at Ginger and slowly lowers back into her seat]
Ginger: That's what I thought. Down girl.
Kuvira: Eat me.
Ginger: You ain't my type. You probably taste like pennies and tap water too.
Asami/Opal: [cover their mouths and laugh]
Kuvira: Go off yourself, Ginger! You're not fucking funny!
Ginger: I'm hilarious, actually. I think I'm right up Korra's alley.
Kuvira: If anyone's fucking on that, it's gonna be me!
Ginger: And what if I wanna fuck on her too? What are you gonna do about it? More importantly, who's gonna stop me? Korra would see right through you. You'd have a better shot at winning the lottery.
Kuvira: [pounds the table] All 3 of you have been fucking warned..! Try me if you want to..! Especially you! [points threateningly at Asami]
[Kuvira gets up from the table and maneuvers her way back to her friends.]
Ginger: Such a loudmouthed bitch. I don't see how you stand living under the same roof as that.
Opal: It helps that our bedrooms are on opposite sides of the house. Anyway, just forget about her. She can make all the threats she wants, it's not gonna put things in her favor. But I think I just figured out the key to moving things into ours.
Ginger: What?
Opal: The twins. They actually know Mako, Bolin, and Jargala, right? And now they know Korra. Clearly the four of them have an ample amount of trust with Wing and Wei, since they're all teammates. If we could get my brothers to get us in with them in some kind of way, it might just give us a path. And they'd do anything for their sister.
Ginger: Opal, you genius bitch.
Opal: [cheeky smile] I know. We just have to wait for the perfect time.
Ginger: Which would be when? Kuvira clearly plans to prowl immediately.
Opal: I don't think she'll have much luck with that. Like I said before, Bolin and his friends never stick around anywhere longer than they need to. They're elusive. She'll spend more time hunting them down, than actually getting anywhere with them. I think the best time for us to ask my brothers would be after the first lacrosse game of the season.
Ginger: That's only two weeks away, right?
Opal: Yep. And it works out even better because if our team wins, the twins will want to throw a party at our house. They throw a party after every win. Obviously we would have immediate access.
Ginger: Let's fucking do it. Actually, we need to make a pact. That I'll finally make a move on Jargala, you'll finally make a move for Bolin, and Asami…? What do you think? Are you interested in Korra?
Asami: I would like to know more about her.
Ginger: Then it's settled. You'll start trying to get to know Korra.
Asami: Ok.
(The 3 friends high five each other. They soon notice that Korra and her friends are leaving the restaurant, and follow suit shortly after, returning to RCA. The school day eventually concludes and everyone heads home. Korra and her friends change their clothes, then drive to Funston Beach, where they make a bonfire and relax around it, passing around blunts and listening to music. Korra had also brought her extremely rare and large hybrid polar bear dog, Naga, who ran around the beach and played in the water. After a few hours, the 4 friends had to head home and get ready for school the next day.)