A/N: Here's an Extra chapter due to inspiration from a Tumblr mutual! In which Tori sends Jade pick up lines on Thanksgiving (both sfw & nsfw);
It was going to be hard to have to spend the holiday apart (there really wasn't much of a choice because Tori's parents said she had to go but Jade couldn't), but even so, Tori had promised Jade that she would still try to make it feel like they were together despite being in different states. Jade had a feeling she knew how Tori was planning this, and on the morning of Thanksgiving, her thoughts were confirmed.
Good morning, babe! Happy Thanksforgivingmeyournumber ❤️
Jade smiled and rolled her eyes at the message before moving to Tori's next text.
Okay but seriously, Happy Thanksgiving! I hope your turkey is moist and no one uses that word to describe it! 😂
Jade typed out her own usual good morning message to Tori, adding her own Thanksgiving greeting before throwing her phone to the side and getting out of bed. They were having some sort of thrown together celebration for the holiday, her parents promising to try to tolerate each other for the day. Jade was really looking forward to talking to and reading Tori's messages, rather than the holiday itself.
When Jade's phone buzzed again a bit later, she eagerly checked it.
You know what I'm thankful for? Read the first word ❤️
Jade again rolled her eyes, but texted Tori a heart back and that she was thankful for her, too.
Tori's next two messages came a bit later in the day (Jade had been wondering if Tori had only prepared the two, but was excited to see that she had more to share).
I just checked the meat thermometer, and you're one hot bird 😍 Since you're a feast for my eyes, who needs turkey?
(It's getting close to dinner so if you can't reply, don't worry about it but do expect more later 😘)
Jade was about to reply, but the sudden sounds of a potential argument from the kitchen where her parents were making their dinner caused her to throw her phone down and prepare herself for what she'd heard many times throughout her childhood; but luckily this time she had Tori's texts to think about and get her through the (thankfully this time mild) argument she heard every word of between her parents in the other room.
Want to break the wishbone with me? I'm wishing for you 😘❤️
Jade was about halfway through her plate, having retreated to her room to have dinner. It wasn't worth the awkward tension to stay out in the dining room with her parents (who now were at the stage where they exchanged a few words maybe every five minutes).
She'd been wondering how Tori's family had been getting along over their dinner (they weren't as dysfunctional as Jade's family, but there were members who didn't approve of their relationship that Jade knew about; Jade had been surprised to hear that Trina had stood up for Tori and defended them at the last family reunion thing the Vegas had been to, and had a little respect for the elder Vega sister for this).
I'm wishing for you so badly, too ❤️
Jade quietly went back to her dinner, braced for any sounds that might break the peaceful silence.
The only thing sweeter than the pumpkin pie is you, babe 😘❤️
This message came with an attached photo of the pie in question. Jade snorted.
I'm not sweet, but that message sure was. You cheeseball ️
Jade had anticipated that message being the last one of the evening since it had appeared that they had both gone through dinner and dessert now, but she was surprised a few moments later when another message from Tori arrived.
Even though we already ate, I would have rather feasted on you tonight 😜
Jade felt a light flutter in her stomach from reading this message. She hadn't been expecting the messages to be on this level (but it was Tori, so she honestly should have expected at least one naughty line from her).
I meeean, same here 👀
In fact, you can call me tryptophan, because you'll be sleepy by the time I'm done eating you 😜😴
I can call you that when you get back 😏
The next message a few minutes later came as a picture. In the background was the same pie as before but with a slice cut out of it, and said slice in the foreground with a dollop of whipped cream on top.
You know what you have in common with this pie? I also want you all over my lips 😏😜
Jade felt more light flutters and a particular heat bloom between her legs.
I know you want me all over your lips, baby. I'd love for you to be face first in my pie right this second 😘
A bit cringy, sure, but it was true; Jade wanted Tori back in her bed right this second. At least they would be spending Christmas together, so maybe they could have some holiday fun together then.
Mm, I wanna eat your pie and then I wanna ride your Mayflower 😏
Jade automatically looked up from her phone and at her bottom drawer, where her 'mayflower' was currently hidden under some clothes. The image of Tori on top of her and riding her suddenly came to mind, and Jade couldn't help but shudder and squeeze her legs together at the thought. Before she could get too into her fantasy, her phone went off again with another text.
Hey I just met you, and this is gravy, but here's my number, so stuff me maybe 😏
Jade groaned aloud and refused to let the song that Tori's line was inspired from pop into her head.
UGH that was so lame, but I'd still like to stuff you with my strap 😘❤️
Stuff me with your strap when I get back? 👉👈
Jade rolled her eyes as she typed out her reply.
You were so confident this whole time with all these great lines and one mention of me stuffing you with my strap has you being my bottom/good girl again? 😏
She knew her girlfriend so well, she could practically see her getting all blushy and flustered trying to come up with a reply.
I'm still confident!
Jade smirked as she replied.
Mhm sure you are, baby 😏😉
Jade awaited Tori's next reply, which was just another face and a 'No fair', and laughed aloud as she read it.
I know baby, I know 😘 In all seriousness though, when you get back we should absolutely do all the things you were so confident about, because I hate it here and I need some relief that I know only your skilled tongue can bring me 😏
Jade imagined Tori getting flustered all over again, and felt more heat between her legs.
Oh absolutely, as soon as we get back, I'd love to feast on you 😜
Good girl 😘
Tori and her family returned late Friday evening, and by Friday night Tori and Jade had done just as promised in Tori's pick up lines.
A/N: These were all lines I saved ahead of time and sent to my girlfriend throughout the day on Thanksgiving because I love being cheesy and sending her bad jokes (as I headcanon Tori doing for Jade). But I hope y'all had a good and safe holiday, and thanks for reading!