the great bulgar adventures

by dont-ask-who-joe-is

a collection of stories regarding old great bulgaria and his sons, volga bulgaria and danube bulgaria (aka the one you know from the series). yes this is gonna be a crackfic

2. Ch2: HOW ORIGINAL

there's a battle and old great bulgaria gets shot in the chest with an arrow (it's not like there was anything else to shoot people with in the early middle ages)

'OH HOW ORIGINAL' his annoyed voice echoes over the battlefield. 'TOTALLY HAVEN'T SEEN THIS BEFORE'

*pulls the arrow out without flinching and tosses it to the side*

*blood begins gushing out*

*the wound quickly closes by itself*

hes fine guys don't worry