old great bulgaria is riding his horse through the steppes when khazaria approaches him (also on a horse)
'hey bulgar, wanna hear a riddle?' he asks
'sure!'
'four hooves, one stupid thing above. guess what it is?'
'idk what is it?'
'YOU YOU DUMBASS'
*khazaria urges on his horse and quickly vanishes in the distance before old great bulgaria can retaliate verbally or physically*
seething, old great bulgaria thinks 'whatever I couldnt roast him back or shoot him with my bow I'll roast the next person I come across so I feel better'
the day reaches its end, the sun is close to the horizon. old great bulgaria eventually comes across some young nation who's on a horse, trying to steer it, clearly being very inexperienced when it comes to horse riding
'HEY U LITTLE THING whose name I don't know' he stops in front of the small nation, yelling at it. 'WANNA HEAR A RIDDLE'
'u-um-' the small nation trembles, pale with fear (I mean, old great bulgaria's reputation is pretty terrifying)
'FOUR HOOVES, ONE STUPID THING ABOVE, GUESS WHAT IT IS?' his voice booms, scaring the little nation further
'u-uh-' it looks like that in any given moment, the small nation will burst into tears
'ME U DUMBASS' *rides horse into the sunset*