america is sleeping at his home at night when he suddenly wakes up to an "oooooooooo" sound coming from his closet
'w-what was that? it can't be a ghost, r-right?' he ponders, voice trembling from fear. after all, ghosts are the one thing he fears bc he can't punch them.
'm-maybe it's just some cow... although what would a cow be doing in my closet?... no, no, it has to be a cow'
'HA U WISH' old great bulgaria's ghost bursts out of the closet
let's say that america didn't fall asleep again that night
and that his scream awoke everyone in the vicinity