the great bulgar adventures

by dont-ask-who-joe-is

a collection of stories regarding old great bulgaria and his sons, volga bulgaria and danube bulgaria (aka the one you know from the series). yes this is gonna be a crackfic

5. Ch5: THANK YOU (HOW ORIGINAL 2)

there's a battle and old great bulgaria gets shot in the chest with an arrow by the enemy tribe/nation/idk

'THANK YOU' he yells as he pulls it out. 'THANK YOU BC I WAS OUT OF ARROWS'

*shoots the enemy with the arrow*

*wins the battle*