the great bulgar adventures

by dont-ask-who-joe-is

a collection of stories regarding old great bulgaria and his sons, volga bulgaria and danube bulgaria (aka the one you know from the series). yes this is gonna be a crackfic

6. Ch6: too much caffeine is bad for u

turkey tosses in the bed, struggling to fall asleep for several hours. and he has to get up early tomorrow.

'ugh' he groans in annoyance 'why can't I fall asleep'

then, an unknown voice booms right above him 'GO DRINK ANOTHER 10 CUPS OF COFFEE AND ANOTHER 5 GLASSES OF BLACK TEA, MAYBE THEN U WILL FALL ASLEEP'

he opens his eyes wide and sees the ghost of a man who looks a lot like bulgaria floating right under the ceiling

let's say that turkey didn't fall asleep that night