it's the ottoman times, bulgaria is working as turkey's errand boy.
'hey bulgaria, it's lunch time, go get us some kebab' turkey says, pushing some coins into bulgaria's hands (lol what a jerk, he didn't even ask bulgaria what he wants)
'mr turkey if there's no kebab can I buy baklava instead?' bulgaria asks.
'how could there be no kebab?! but okay, if there isn't any, get us beans or something'
'and if there isn't any beans, can I get us some baklava?'
turkey begins to get annoyed.
'if there's no beans, just get me whatever there is! bread, whatever! just get out of here and leave me work!'
bulgaria heads quickly for the door, opens it and turns back to face turkey. now, at a reasonable distance from him, bulgaria smiles with his trademark smug smile.
'ok gotcha, bread for you and baklava for me : )' *shuts the door and runs away*