imagine if the two bulgarias regularly visited each other during their childhood
even though there are no recordings of any diplomatic relations between danube bulgaria and volga bulgaria
simply imagine the prank potential
also this chapter will explain why serbia didn't like bulgaria in the past (even though I imagine that nowadays they're something like friends who love making sassy remarks at each other)
volga bulgaria *visits his brother*
danube bulgaria: hey bro wanna prank a loser
volga bulgaria *agrees*
*some time later*
serbia and danube bulgaria are standing in the outskirts of some town
serbia doesn't know about volga bulgaria
danube bulgaria: hey serbia wanna race me to the city square? the winner gets to dump yogurt on the loser's head
serbia: hmm... *imagines himself dumping a bowl full of yogurt over bulgaria's head) sure!
danube bulgaria: though I know I'll win cuz ur so much slower than me
serbia: no u won't u loser I'm much faster than many others I'll be faster than u too u'll see
danube bulgaria: you know, I'ma give you some advantage just so you can stand a chance against me
serbia: I don't need any advantage, I can face you on equal ground
danube bulgaria: lol whatever guess you really want yogurt dumped on ur head better make sure to wash it afterwards are u starting?
serbia: I'll show you yogurt! *starts running* (thinking: whatever I won't let this asshole win I'll use the advantage he gives me to beat his arrogant ass at the competition, I'll smear yogurt all over his empty head)
danube bulgaria: what a dumb loser
*a few minutes later*
serbia: *runs into the town square while sweating and breathing heavily, face red from the effort* did... I... win?
but then he sees someone who he thinks is the person he raced
serbia: wait. NO. FUCKING. WAY. HOW DID U EVEN COME HERE BEFORE ME? WHEN U GAVE ME A HEADSTART? AND UR NOT EVEN SWEATY... OR TIRED?! YOU MUST'VE RIDDEN A HORSE!
volga bulgaria: omg dude ur such a sore loser chill here want some water? *sticks a jug out* or yogurt I just bought it
serbia: everyone! DID THIS GUY COME HERE RIDING A HORSE
and the people at the town square are like 'nah we saw him walk in' (which they actually did)
volga bulgaria: this is a very small town, running or riding a horse doesn't make that big of a difference but it's not like u'd know that. see I'm much better than u
serbia: U MUST'VE CHEATED (thinking: what could he have done? maybe he rode a horse and got off it at the last moment? but I didn't see him getting on one at the start of the race, still I'd have been faster, also it's true that the distance isn't that much, by the time he's gotten onto a horse I'd have reached the town square. does he know magic? cuz he definitely wouldn't get God's grace, being such a bully. did he teleport with magic? what's going on?!) U MUST'VE- ARRGH! *a bowl of yogurt gets dumped on serbia's head* I HATE U SO MUCH U SMUG BASTARD UR SUCH A JERK *cries*
volga bulgaria: *laughs at his misery like a total jerk*
holy shit these two would've been terrible bullies
