one hot summer day, old great bulgaria was riding his horse through the steppes, armed with his beloved bow. the sun seemed like it had stopped at the highest point of the sky, sending down rays of what felt like pure fire. then suddenly...
'DAYUM! I haven't seen a hotter day!' the horse says.
'woah!' old great bulgaria exclaims. 'I have never seen a talking horse!'
'me neither' the bow chimes in