the great bulgar adventures

by dont-ask-who-joe-is

a collection of stories regarding old great bulgaria and his sons, volga bulgaria and danube bulgaria (aka the one you know from the series). yes this is gonna be a crackfic

25. Ch25: physical matter

sometime in the 11th century

old great bulgaria (as a ghost): *tries to pick up a grain of sand with his thumb and index finger as if he's trying to pick up a huge boulder* hNNNNNNNNNGH! YES! I DID IT! I CAN FINALLY INTERACT WITH PHYSICAL MATTER! (wrecks a random nation's motorcycle 10 centuries later)

some random nation (maybe hungary, idk) that's riding through the forest at night time for god knows what reason and that has been watching him pick up the grain of sand from the start: wtf.