wallachia (aka modern day romania) and the second bulgarian empire (aka bulgaria / danube bulgaria) are hanging out. they're probably like ten or something. a girl their age passes by and starts chatting with them. it turns out that she too is a nation and that she represents the kumans. bulgaria whispers something to wallachia.
wallachia (to the kuman girl, smiling widely): he said you're pretty
bulgaria (face red, shoves wallachia to the ground): SHUT UUUUUUUP