bulgaria and russia are hanging out and it's snowing
bulgaria *picks some of the snow in his hand* 'y'know what else is white and feels mushy in my hand?'
russia: '...'
bulgaria: 'BULGARIAN YOGURT!'
bulgaria and romania are hanging out
bulgaria: 'romania, ur my best friend ever since I remember, I love you so much as a friend. y'know what else I really love ever since I remember? BULGARIAN YOGURT!'
greece is showing bulgaria some of his mom's ruins
bulgaria: 'woah ur mum sure had rich culture. you know what else has rich culture? BULGARIAN YOGURT!'
greece: '...'
bulgaria and serbia are hanging out, serbia is wearing a national costume from the niš area and bulgaria is wearing a national costume from the tran area
bulgaria: 'that's a cool white national costume. y'know what else is cool and white?'
serbia: 'what, bulgarian yogurt?'
bulgaria: 'nooo'
bulgaria: 'my national costume!'
turkey and bulgaria are practicing archery
bulgaria *hits the middle of the target* 'y'know who taught me to shoot like that? my d-'
turkey: 'who, the bulgarian yogurt?'
bulgaria: '-ad -wait what WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I'M GONNA SAY BULGARIAN YOGURT ffs how could a yogurt teach someone to shoot. but yeah, y'know what was my dad's favourite food? BULGARIAN YOGURT!'