germany: 'regarding the eu party. everyone, tell me what appetizers you would like so I know what to order.'
bulgaria *smiles with his trademark smug grin, looks at romania, then looks back at germany* : 'I know what appetizer I would like :)'
germany *looks at him unimpressed* : 'if you say "bulgarian yogurt", you're kicked out of the eu.'
bulgaria *stops smiling for a moment, but then smiles again* : "BULGARIAN YOGURT!"
germany *angry* : "LEAVEEE!"
bulgaria *hi-fives romania before leaving the room* : 'it was worth it!'
(he didn't really kick him out of the eu, he doesn't have that power anyways)