khazaria *standing in front of phanagoria's walls* : 'bulgar, there are two ways. one of them is you give up and you keep your life, living as a soldier under my rule. the other way leads to violence and death.'
old great bulgaria, from the top of the wall: 'Y'KNOW WHAT ELSE LEADS TO VIOLENCE AND DEATH? BULGAR YOGURT!' *throws a pot full of yogurt at khazaria and hits him in the head* *the pot breaks and khazaria loses his balance, covered in yogurt* *old great bulgaria laughs* *the defenders of phanagoria also laugh*
khazaria, as he stands up: 'ok, so be it.' *turns back to his soldiers* 'destroy this place and kill everybody.'
old great bulgaria would rather make fun of his enemies and die as a free man than cower, give up and live a life of subjugation