the great bulgar adventures

by dont-ask-who-joe-is

a collection of stories regarding old great bulgaria and his sons, volga bulgaria and danube bulgaria (aka the one you know from the series). yes this is gonna be a crackfic

47. Ch47: 30 000 times bulgarian yogurt

bulgaria and russia are hanging out.

'hey russia, remember when I tried becoming one with u twice during socialist times'

'yeah?'

'you know what else I like becoming one with? BULGARIAN YOGURT!'

AND THEN RUSSIA PUSHED HIM OFF THE KREMLIN ROOFTOP

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'what a stupid joke, doesn't even make sense' -russia

'it was lame the first time you said it and it's still lame the 30'000th time you say it' -also russia