it's the eu stand-up comedy night. bulgaria's the one who's gonna say the jokes. it's his first time on stage and he has some stage fright, although he manages to partially overcome it by thinking of yogurt and of yogurt jokes. his friends are backstage with him, trying to make him more confident.
'based on what I've observed throughout the years, I believe you're gonna make them laugh' greece says
'yeah though he better make them laugh with him rather than laugh at him' turkey chimes in
'it's alright, bulgaria, you're gonna succeed. you're a quick thinker, you always have ideas racing one after the other' romania tries to calm him down. 'you'll definitely gonna stand out and everyone will see how cool u are'
then bulgaria comes on stage in front of the eu countries, who are applauding him (which makes him happy but really nervous at the same time, like what if he messes things up?). although a bit awkward at first, he decides to break the ice with a simple joke.
'good evening guys! so I just washed my hands. there was liquid soap. it was white and gooey. y'know what else is white and gooey? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)' he smiles smugly at the audience and raises his eyebrows several times.
everyone is quiet.
'BULGARIAN YOGURT!' bulgaria exclaims proudly, although his joy and his smirk quickly vanish as he notices nobody's laughing. instead, everyone is staring at him in an annoyed or bored way (ಠ_ಠ) (ಠ_ಠ) (ಠ_ಠ) (ಠ_ಠ) (ಠ_ಠ) (ಠ_ಠ) (ಠ_ಠ)
'um.. is this thing on?' he taps on the microphone, producing annoying sounds. 'oh, it is. excuse me, I said "bulgarian yogurt".'
then some nation, probably romano idk, is like 'BOO! YOU SUCK! GET OFF THE STAGE!' and the other nations follow quickly, either booing him or laughing at him being heckled. he throws his microphone at romano, who narrowly dodges it.
'YOU JERKS DON'T UNDERSTAND COMEDY' he storms off the stage almost crying