the great bulgar adventures

by dont-ask-who-joe-is

a collection of stories regarding old great bulgaria and his sons, volga bulgaria and danube bulgaria (aka the one you know from the series). yes this is gonna be a crackfic

49. Ch49: the truth behind the 2nd balkan wa

after the first balkan war

bulgaria: 'man, I'm so sour about not getting macedonia. y'know what else is sour? :D '

serbia, greece, montenegro, romania, turkey *all in unison* 'BULGARIA. if u say that lame joke one more time, we'll beat you up!'

bulgaria: *grins at them and stares at them for a few seconds*

bulgaria: 'BULGARIAN YOGURT!'

*some time later*

bulgaria is finally alone, bruised and bloody.

'it-it was worth it :D'

*his grin turns into a grimace of pain*