it's some time in the early 20th century (after the 1st balkan war and before the 2nd I guess).
'take care of him for the day' serbia says as he pushes a baby macedonia into bulgaria's arms.
'has he said his first words yet?'
'no. anyways, I'm leaving, I'll return in the evening'
and so serbia leaves. baby macedonia looks at bulgaria's face and begins giggling. bulgaria stares into the baby's face and grins.
'say yogurt. yo-gurt. yo. gurt. yogurt.'
the day passes and serbia finally returns.
'so how did it go- oh my god. bulgaria. why are you laughing like an idiot?!'
bulgaria *looks at macedonia* : 'go on! say it! yogurt. yo-gurt!'
'go-goo'
bulgaria *laughs again and turns his head to face serbia through tears of laughter'
serbia, however, is not amused. his facial expression is something between seriousness and cold-blooded anger. he tears macedonia from bulgaria's hands.
'OKAY THATS IT. I'LL MAKE SURE HE GROWS UP WITHOUT EVER SEEING YOU.'
serbia couldn't bear the thought of neighboring another nation who's annoyingly obsessed with yogurt jokes
like 1 is more than enough
besides, he wanted macedonia's first word to be something relating to him rlly badly. and he wanted to be there when it happened. he wanted it to be a serious, private and emotional moment... and not the baby pronunciation of the word "yogurt"