imagine an au where bulgaria was the one who raised macedonia and not serbia
it's nighttime and serbia's phone rings, waking him up.
'bulgaria? why are you calling me that late? wha-'
'man, you sound really sour!' bulgaria's voice rings out through the phone. 'y'know what else is sour?'
*macedonia and bulgaria in unison* : 'BULGARIAN YOGURT!'
and then serbia moved to siberia
now stupid people would mistake his name for 'siberia' even more often
good thing it's an au and not the real world
bruh wait what real world? this is a fanfic. thats not real in the fictional world of the manga/anime series it writes about. which of course is fictional
lmao an au in a fanfic of a fictional work
even though hetalia talks about real history and real countries