it's midnight. bulgaria carefully opens the door to turkey's room and sneaks in. now, standing besides turkey's bed, he whispers turkey's name. seeing that it doesn't wake him up, he repeats it, this time louder, which manages to wake the other nation up.
'hey, what's up, did u have a nightmare?'
'not exactly' bulgaria stares silently at him for a split second and then continues to talk rather quickly. 'so I had this dream where I was riding a horse across the plains and everything was cool the sky was clear and a pleasant breeze was blowing but then the horse splattered bc it turned into yogurt and the land became yogurt and the sky too and it all mixed together and I started turning into yogurt on one hand I was scared and I hated it but I was also happy that I was becoming one with the yogurt what do u think it means?'
'idk did u seriously wake me up for this? idk and idc if you're gonna go back to ur bed or if you'll stay here, just be quiet and let me sleep, I have important talks tomorrow'
'lol, ur so sour! you know what else can be sour?'
'let's leave this discussion for tomorrow, ok?' turkey rolls to the other side and closes his eyes.
bulgaria climbs onto the bed and opens turkey's eyelids with his hands. 'you know what else has to be left for tomorrow? BULGARIAN YOGURT! get it? cuz it needs hours to ferm-' *gets hit with a pillow*
bulgaria then grabs another pillow.
'PILLOW FIGHT! PILLOW FIGHT!' he slams the pillow at turkey's face.
'OK THAT'S IT GET OUT' turkey yells as he grabs bulgaria by the upper arm and drags him out of the room. 'don't let him in' he tells the guards standing to the sides of the doorway 'unless he's scared or crying'
he then slams the door and goes back to his bed. then, he ponders. 'what if I can't fall asleep and I'm tired tomorrow?' anxiety overtakes him, which makes him even less likely to fall asleep. eventually, he doses off... only to see bulgaria climbing through the window.
'TURKEEYYY!~ I'M COMING TO ANNOY YOooouuUUU!~ SO YOU CAN'T SLEEeeeEEP!~'
turkey wakes up, unable to move. there is no one at the window. it was all a dream.
'well, if it was a dream, then I have slept some mOOREE?!'
he just spotted bulgaria sitting by the foot of the bed