turkey's being annoying to greece and acting childish.
'wanna fight, greece? wanna fight? wanna fight?' he repeats as he laughs and pokes his neighbor.
'I'm so not bothered...' greece then cups his hands around his mouth. 'HEY! BULGARIA! TURKEY JUST SAID HE REALLY WANTS TO DISCUSS LACTOBACILLUS BACTERIA AND FERMENTED MILK PRODUCTS WITH YOU RIGHT NOW!'
'noNONONONO EVERYTHING BUT THIS LOOK GREECE YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT-'
then bulgaria turns up grinning from ear to ear
'HEYUKNOWTHATTHEREAREDIFFERENTSTRANDSOFLACTOBACILLUSBULGARICUSBACTERIAONEOFTHEMLB51ÒISUSEDTOEXTRACTASPECIFICGLYCOGLYCOPEPTIDEFROMTHEBACTERIALWALLANDTHISGLYCOPEPTIDEISUSEDINCANCERTREATMENTIWONDERIFWECOULDMAKEYOGURTFROMTHISBACTERIAANDUSEITTOTREATCANCER...'
meanwhile greece walks away with a smug smile
the thing is, only bulgarian wikipedia writes about this specific bacteria strain so idk if it's true