bulgaria and romania are chatting.
'hey ro I've got the coolest prank idea'
'I'm listening'
'well you tell everyone that I'm dead. this will shock them, it's gonna be so funny when I come into the room alive and kicking... besides I rlly wanna see how they will react... I wonder if they'll cry?' *snickers*
*some time later, at a world meeting*
germany: hey why is bulgaria missing
romania *through fake tears* : h-he... he died... :'( his demographics... and economic situation were so bad... he passed away peacefully... in my arms *sobs again* BULGARIAAAAAAAA *cries loudly*
but then, the unexpected happens. the room erupts with cheering, gleeful laughter and triumphant shouting.
'FINALLY HE'S GONE'
'NO MORE LAME YOGURT JOKES'
'AND YOGURT PRANKS'
'AND YOGURT MONOLOGUES'
'MAN I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'
'I'M SO HAPPY YAAAAAY'
*someone begins playing funny music on their phone*
'BEST DAY OF MY LIFE'
'NO MORE SLACKING YEEEEAH'
'I'VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR THIS'
'LET'S GO AND CELEBRATE'
'I'LL BRING THE BOOZE'
'AND I'LL BRING THE CAKE'
bulgaria, who's been spying on them all, tears up angrily. 'do they... do they really hate me that much?'
he's heartbroken. on one side, he wants to be liked by them really badly, on the other, he really hates them right now.
he then comes out of his cover, tears streaming down his face.
'you- you all haTE ME THAT MUCH?!'
everyone stops cheering, shouting and laughing. the music stops abruptly.
'lol no' turkey says. 'it was obvious you and romania were pranking us'
'so we turned the thing around and pranked you instead!' serbia laughs. 'hey ro u rlly gotta step up ur acting skills'
'a nation doesn't die like that overnight'
'and bulgaria's situation is far from the worst, look at countries such as yemen, they're still alive'