germany: this is ridiculous! who eats yogurt at 3 am?!
*meanwhile, at bulgaria's house*
2:59
*bulgaria is sleeping*
3:00
*an alarm sounds*
*bulgaria wakes up*
*he stops the alarm on his phone*
'OH BOY 3 AM! yogurt time!'
*he pushes the bed covers away to reveal a jar of homemade yogurt and a spoon*
*he opens the jar and starts eating the yogurt*