I suppose that in this chapter, volga bulgaria became tatarstan
now he and russia are celebrating sabantuy, surrounded by humans.
russia: hey u'know what rhymes with sabantuy? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
tatarstan: OH. MY. GOD. IS THIS GONNA BE ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR VULGAR JOKES?! CAN'T YOU NOT SAY THEM FOR ONE DAY? WHEN WE'RE IN FRONT OF OUR PEOPLE? AT A CELEBRATION?
russia *flustered*: ... I was gonna say 'tantsuy' ...
lol tatarstan is a hypocrite
but at least his jokes aren't dirty
yes they might be repetitive and lame but they aren't vulgar or suggestive
I suppose russia got infected with suggestive jokes by bulgaria?
anyways tantsuy (танцуй) means dance (the verb, singular imperative, like when u tell someone to dance)
if u don't get the joke, the idea is that there's one vulgar word in russian that has 3 letters and that rhymes with tantsuy and sabantuy
