bulgaria and wallachia (aka modern-day romania) are children. I suppose this happens during the time of the 2nd bulgarian empire (12-14 century, maybe around the end of the 12th/the beginning of the 13th).

'so this is my baby brother, moldavia' wallachia gestures towards the toddler.

'has he said any words yet?'

'well yeah, he says some simple, short ones. I suppose if u repeat a word in front of him long enough, he'll learn it and say it in his baby way'

then bulgaria looms over the young child.

'say yogurt. yo-gurt. yo. gurt. yogurt. yo-gurt. y-o-g-u-r-t. yogurt.'


'fr when I was little I thought u were called yogurt' -moldova (to bulgaria)