bulgaria and egypt are hanging out bc no other country wants to spend time with bulgaria due to his obnoxious yogurt jokes (but he doesn't know it's bc of the jokes)
bulgaria: uuuuugh I don't know why everyone on the balkans doesn't want to hang out with me anymore... what's their problem? ...wait! I know! I'm not cool enough! here, listen! I'll walk up to all of them and say: u all are so pog and I rlly want to hang out with u. hey egypt u know what else is rlly pog? BULGARIAN YOGURT!
egypt: *hits him in the face with a stick while retaining a poker face and remaining completely silent*