what if the bad ending of the hetalian horror show was actually russia's prank?
russia *thinking* : 'ok that's it I've had enough of these annoying yogurt jokes I'm gonna prank him so hard he'll never forget and he'll stop saying the jokes'
*proceeds to get bulgaria drunk*
*strips him naked*
*ties him up*
bulgaria: *wakes up*
*realizes the situation he's in*
'JOKES ON U I'M INTO THAT SHIT'
russia explained it was all a prank as a revenge for the annoying yogurt jokes but... gg u weirdo now u made him even more obsessed with u
maybe if russia was meaner, he'd set belarus and bulgaria upon each other and so he'd be free from their stalking and their creepy behaviour but yeah