the great bulgar adventures

by dont-ask-who-joe-is

a collection of stories regarding old great bulgaria and his sons, volga bulgaria and danube bulgaria (aka the one you know from the series). yes this is gonna be a crackfic

77. Ch77: it's really yogurt

there's a world meeting that will start soon. in some lobby, bulgaria greets turkey.

'hi turkey' he extends his arm for a handshake.

and turkey's like 'hi bulgaria' while thinking 'why the handshake? oh yeah he's always been a bit weird whatever I'll roll with it'

but the moment their hands meet, turkey feels something slimey and gooey. something rlly icky. he tears his hand from bulgaria's grip and recoils in disgust when he notices the white substance.

'bulgaria. WHAT. IS. THIS.'

'LMFAOOOO IT'S YOGURT OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE U THOUGHT IT WAS THE OTHER THING OMG I TROLLED U SO HARD DON'T BELIEVE ME? HERE SMELL IT OR BETTER TASTE IT' he pushes his hand into turkey's face. turkey shoves it away quickly. 'HERE LOOK' bulgaria licks his own hand. 'LMAOOOOO U HAVE A RLLY DIRTY MIND-'

turkey interrupts his laughter by slapping him in the face with the yogurt hand. then he storms off (probably to the restroom so he can wash his hands like 10 times with soap)