the great bulgar adventures

by dont-ask-who-joe-is

a collection of stories regarding old great bulgaria and his sons, volga bulgaria and danube bulgaria (aka the one you know from the series). yes this is gonna be a crackfic

78. Ch78: he wont stop repeating them

an angry romania is strangling bulgaria, hands wrapped around his neck. bulgaria is about to pass out. turkey walks by.

'romania what's going on? why are u strangling bulgaria?'

'he taught moldova some lame yogurt jokes and NOW MOLDOVA WON'T STOP REPEATING THEM'

'... SQUEEZE HARDER'

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don't worry guys the jokes aren't vulgar but they're annoying for sure